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28 Years, 301 Days and 77863 Haiku later...

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Haiku # 77863, September 8, 2025 7:40 pm ET
by Robertcuche of Indonesia
Beneath Persian Gulf:
Something very horrible
Waiting for release.
Haiku # 77862, September 8, 2025 6:06 pm ET
by Abdul Alhazred of Necronomicon
Time for tax revolt.
No more right/left division...
But you can go first.
Haiku # 77861, September 7, 2025 4:49 pm ET
by IRS Does Not Exist
Ukraine war over?
Are groceries cheaper yet?
Epstein files released?
Haiku # 77860, September 7, 2025 10:40 am ET
by Lather, rinse, repeat
Saw a funeral
Sis of Henry Kissinger
Well--secretary
Haiku # 77859, September 6, 2025 9:13 pm ET
by not cyan anymo of elsewhere
Ah, the still waters...
The verdant pastures of peace.
The loud rap music..
Haiku # 77858, September 5, 2025 8:54 am ET
by Poochie tha Kontrolla of Bass System
There used to be lots
of haiku interaction...
now it's only me.
Haiku # 77857, September 4, 2025 8:05 pm ET
by Back a Decade or Two of Ask Ash
Leviticus says
Ho-mo-sex-u-a-li-ty
Is just fantastic.
Haiku # 77856, September 3, 2025 1:52 pm ET
by Yahweh of Hosts
Dear haiku newbie:
The Rule is 5-7-5.
Transgressors will pay.
Haiku # 77855, September 3, 2025 11:54 am ET
by Sacred Oath-keepers of Haiku Punishment
I found this website today
Hope you have a good life
And be happy
Haiku # 77854, September 3, 2025 10:20 am ET
by Useless but blessing haikus of United continents of Earth
This website makes bad haiku
I make bad haiku and submit it
Least obvious thing ever existed
Haiku # 77853, September 3, 2025 10:11 am ET
by Have a nice day stranger viewing this website of Not gonna say it
Last few school shooters
Were both transgender and white..
So are we both right?
Haiku # 77852, September 1, 2025 2:26 pm ET
by XY Chromosome of Your Mother's Womb
White guys shoot up schools.
White guys are misunderstood
There, fixed it for you.
Haiku # 77851, September 1, 2025 11:12 am ET
by Jesus Toast
Trannies shoot up schools.
Trannies are misunderstood.
They're mentally ill.
Haiku # 77850, August 31, 2025 7:47 pm ET
by Trans McTrans of Hormone Therapy
Call haiku police.
I plan to commit a crime.
The world shall know me.
Haiku # 77849, August 30, 2025 5:22 pm ET
by Haiku Grandeur of Epic Proportions
Colonoscopy:
Dark live-action camera...
Intestivision!
Haiku # 77848, August 30, 2025 5:16 pm ET
by Beauty of the Inner Self
Oh Lord, here it comes;
I feel that fresh anointing,
I just have to SHOUT!
Haiku # 77847, August 30, 2025 5:11 pm ET
by Twitching and Shrieking is a Sign of Something
Lord, the fields is white!
They is white unto harvest.
Souls has to git saved.
Haiku # 77846, August 30, 2025 5:05 pm ET
by Old Time Preacher of Great Smoky Mountains
Darth is with Cyan:
Lovebirds in the Philippines,
Sharing Balut egg.
Haiku # 77845, August 30, 2025 4:59 pm ET
by Pucking Figs since 1978
My black kitty cat:
She so woke she sleep all day.
She purr. She lick fur.
Haiku # 77844, August 30, 2025 4:53 pm ET
by Feline Bee-line of A-list
Pastor Mike Bickle
Once had interns to tickle;
Now in a pickle.
Haiku # 77843, August 30, 2025 4:16 pm ET
by International House of Predators
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Older nude leak videos,
Eight to sixteen (young).
Haiku # 77842, August 30, 2025 7:58 am ET
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Haiku # 77841, August 29, 2025 1:08 pm ET
by Dvvnarszibre of Barba
utter confusion
possessing talentless ants
salt replace sugar
Haiku # 77840, August 28, 2025 11:20 am ET
by Anthropoda of Sugar Land Forgetting
ummmmm.... nope, nope and nope
it's not my usual theme
sometimes shit happens
Haiku # 77839, August 27, 2025 9:30 am ET
by ash of scope for concern
Sounds to me like Darth
Pretending that he is Ash.
Did I get it right?
Haiku # 77838, August 26, 2025 6:22 pm ET
by War of the Haiku Chatbots
if you followed me
the trail would be brown and wet
sticky under foot

dangerous pressure
beware my bowels are wringing
date with destiny

just a few polyps
punctuating my colon
but what a shitstorm
Haiku # 77837, August 26, 2025 9:04 am ET
by ash of smitten butte
i ate my funyions
they tasted salty and good
now my tummy hurt
Haiku # 77836, August 25, 2025 8:41 pm ET
by sister redacted (not sigh-anne) of convent
Not sure I get you...
Your haiku: conceptual.
But I don't follow.
Haiku # 77835, August 25, 2025 7:43 pm ET
by Metacognition of Ignition
cheaper than travel
a box of prepkit orange
third world staycation
Haiku # 77834, August 25, 2025 6:28 am ET
by ash of dirty squirty
Doctor James Dobson
Was focused on the family...
But things get blurry.
Haiku # 77833, August 23, 2025 5:02 pm ET
by Ted Bundy of Final Interview
James Dobson is dead
Not much to say, other than...
well, thank God for that
Haiku # 77832, August 21, 2025 1:25 pm ET
by Conversion Therapist
Low expectations
Is the key to happiness.
Try it. You'll like it.
Haiku # 77831, August 20, 2025 8:30 pm ET
by Because Life Sucks Anyways, of Course
Chinese are laughing
As they export Fentanyl
To narco-gangsters
Haiku # 77830, August 20, 2025 8:28 pm ET
by The New Opium Wars of Mexican Cartels
Charlamagne Tha God
Married Megan Thee Stallion.
Offspring had weird name.
Haiku # 77829, August 20, 2025 12:04 pm ET
by Wrappers of Kan't Spell, Yo
Out with thee, sirrah.
Dost thou dare speak of pickles?
Then, thou art pickled.
Haiku # 77828, August 19, 2025 4:42 pm ET
by Rise, Sir Knight of Cucumber
I am the pickle
I live in your pants, my dude
I'm the pants pickle
Haiku # 77827, August 18, 2025 3:18 pm ET
by The Pickle of of Your Pants
An appointment? Yes
They are removing the wise
(No More Wisdom Teeth)
Haiku # 77826, August 17, 2025 4:42 pm ET
by not cyan anymore (sister redacted) of somewhere
Haiku forbidden?
A zone I may not enter?
I'll open new tab!
Haiku # 77825, August 14, 2025 8:10 am ET
by 403 Forbidden of You don't have permission to access this resource
I wish for possums
Wearing shades, looking awesome
I'll cook my ma' some
Haiku # 77824, August 14, 2025 12:47 am ET
by Alabama cookin skool
valentinelohrhuo@gmail.com
Haiku # 77823, August 13, 2025 10:49 am ET
by Scottsah of Dominican Republic
If for goats I wish,
T'would be as curried; a dish
That tastes quite delish.
Haiku # 77822, August 12, 2025 10:26 am ET
by Left Hand of BAAAAAAAAaaaaa
Do you wish for goats
Drinking beer and sailing boats?
Wearing fancy coats?
Haiku # 77821, August 12, 2025 12:21 am ET
by Choose your misadventures
Trump is beautiful he is smart, strong and honest
Also has good teeth
Haiku # 77820, August 11, 2025 11:21 am ET
by Russian flattery brigade
Trump hasn't done shit
because he is full of shit.
(Eggs irrelevant.)
Haiku # 77819, August 10, 2025 10:21 pm ET
by Irrelevant Has a Trunk of Groucho M.
cosmopolitan
ugandan vietnamese
universal spam
Haiku # 77818, August 10, 2025 8:07 am ET
by ash of the world is my oyster sauce
Still war in Ukraine
Eggs still very expensive
Trump hasn't done shit
Haiku # 77817, August 9, 2025 11:55 am ET
by When promises turn into lies
Janis: please delete
The meaningless marketing
Of the stupid world.
Haiku # 77816, August 8, 2025 9:57 pm ET
by We thank you of We love you
Dearest Uncle Clem:
These damn gooks has forced on us
Asiatic spam.
Haiku # 77815, August 8, 2025 9:50 pm ET
by Lyndon Baines of Johnson
My time has now come.
My time to scribe haiku verse...
What should I tell you?
Haiku # 77814, August 8, 2025 9:45 pm ET
by Internet Confessions of GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY
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