Beneath Persian Gulf:
Something very horrible
Waiting for release.
by Abdul Alhazred of Necronomicon
Time for tax revolt.
No more right/left division...
But you can go first.
by IRS Does Not Exist
Ukraine war over?
Are groceries cheaper yet?
Epstein files released?
by Lather, rinse, repeat
Saw a funeral
Sis of Henry Kissinger
Well--secretary
by not cyan anymo of elsewhere
Ah, the still waters...
The verdant pastures of peace.
The loud rap music..
by Poochie tha Kontrolla of Bass System
There used to be lots
of haiku interaction...
now it's only me.
by Back a Decade or Two of Ask Ash
Leviticus says
Ho-mo-sex-u-a-li-ty
Is just fantastic.
by Yahweh of Hosts
Dear haiku newbie:
The Rule is 5-7-5.
Transgressors will pay.
by Sacred Oath-keepers of Haiku Punishment
I found this website today
Hope you have a good life
And be happy
by Useless but blessing haikus of United continents of Earth
This website makes bad haiku
I make bad haiku and submit it
Least obvious thing ever existed
by Have a nice day stranger viewing this website of Not gonna say it
Last few school shooters
Were both transgender and white..
So are we both right?
by XY Chromosome of Your Mother's Womb
White guys shoot up schools.
White guys are misunderstood
There, fixed it for you.
by Jesus Toast
Trannies shoot up schools.
Trannies are misunderstood.
They're mentally ill.
by Trans McTrans of Hormone Therapy
Call haiku police.
I plan to commit a crime.
The world shall know me.
by Haiku Grandeur of Epic Proportions
Colonoscopy:
Dark live-action camera...
Intestivision!
by Beauty of the Inner Self
Oh Lord, here it comes;
I feel that fresh anointing,
I just have to SHOUT!
by Twitching and Shrieking is a Sign of Something
Lord, the fields is white!
They is white unto harvest.
Souls has to git saved.
by Old Time Preacher of Great Smoky Mountains
Darth is with Cyan:
Lovebirds in the Philippines,
Sharing Balut egg.
by Pucking Figs since 1978
My black kitty cat:
She so woke she sleep all day.
She purr. She lick fur.
by Feline Bee-line of A-list
Pastor Mike Bickle
Once had interns to tickle;
Now in a pickle.
by International House of Predators
Megafans only:
Older nude leak videos,
Eight to sixteen (young).
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by Dvvnarszibre of Barba
utter confusion
possessing talentless ants
salt replace sugar
by Anthropoda of Sugar Land Forgetting
ummmmm.... nope, nope and nope
it's not my usual theme
sometimes shit happens
by ash of scope for concern
Sounds to me like Darth
Pretending that he is Ash.
Did I get it right?
by War of the Haiku Chatbots
if you followed me
the trail would be brown and wet
sticky under foot
dangerous pressure
beware my bowels are wringing
date with destiny
just a few polyps
punctuating my colon
but what a shitstorm
by ash of smitten butte
i ate my funyions
they tasted salty and good
now my tummy hurt
by sister redacted (not sigh-anne) of convent
Not sure I get you...
Your haiku: conceptual.
But I don't follow.
by Metacognition of Ignition
cheaper than travel
a box of prepkit orange
third world staycation
by ash of dirty squirty
Doctor James Dobson
Was focused on the family...
But things get blurry.
by Ted Bundy of Final Interview
James Dobson is dead
Not much to say, other than...
well, thank God for that
by Conversion Therapist
Low expectations
Is the key to happiness.
Try it. You'll like it.
by Because Life Sucks Anyways, of Course
Chinese are laughing
As they export Fentanyl
To narco-gangsters
by The New Opium Wars of Mexican Cartels
Charlamagne Tha God
Married Megan Thee Stallion.
Offspring had weird name.
by Wrappers of Kan't Spell, Yo
Out with thee, sirrah.
Dost thou dare speak of pickles?
Then, thou art pickled.
by Rise, Sir Knight of Cucumber
I am the pickle
I live in your pants, my dude
I'm the pants pickle
by The Pickle of of Your Pants
An appointment? Yes
They are removing the wise
(No More Wisdom Teeth)
by not cyan anymore (sister redacted) of somewhere
Haiku forbidden?
A zone I may not enter?
I'll open new tab!
by 403 Forbidden of You don't have permission to access this resource
I wish for possums
Wearing shades, looking awesome
I'll cook my ma' some
by Alabama cookin skool
valentinelohrhuo@gmail.com
by Scottsah of Dominican Republic
If for goats I wish,
T'would be as curried; a dish
That tastes quite delish.
by Left Hand of BAAAAAAAAaaaaa
Do you wish for goats
Drinking beer and sailing boats?
Wearing fancy coats?
by Choose your misadventures
Trump is beautiful he is smart, strong and honest
Also has good teeth
by Russian flattery brigade
Trump hasn't done shit
because he is full of shit.
(Eggs irrelevant.)
by Irrelevant Has a Trunk of Groucho M.
cosmopolitan
ugandan vietnamese
universal spam
by ash of the world is my oyster sauce
Still war in Ukraine
Eggs still very expensive
Trump hasn't done shit
by When promises turn into lies
Janis: please delete
The meaningless marketing
Of the stupid world.
by We thank you of We love you
Dearest Uncle Clem:
These damn gooks has forced on us
Asiatic spam.
by Lyndon Baines of Johnson
My time has now come.
My time to scribe haiku verse...
What should I tell you?
by Internet Confessions of GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY
Vietnamese shit:
Internet marketing spam.
Useless verbiage.
by Nguyen Nguyen of Nguyen
