Still war in Ukraine
Eggs still very expensive
Trump hasn't done shit

Janis: please delete
The meaningless marketing
Of the stupid world.

Dearest Uncle Clem:
These damn gooks has forced on us
Asiatic spam.

My time has now come.
My time to scribe haiku verse...
What should I tell you?

Vietnamese shit:
Internet marketing spam.
Useless verbiage.

Trump disses his base
Because Donald is not based.
He's just a blowhard.

Ahem, Sir Skippa;
Please observe syllabic rules,
Or else you're a bot.

vinegar on my ballsack,
man it itches real bad im
rapper skippa da flippa

MTG gone woke
She don't trust Donnie no more
What the hell happened?

Trump is Moshiach.
He will build the third temple.
Then He'll blow it up.

Cats do not respect
They would eat you if you died
but, so would a dog

Called it a fake church?
That is a redundant phrase
Dollars for Jesus

He, Brigitte Macron,
Is not a human female.
He is a goddess!

They all sound like that.
They all preach 'Health and Wealth' lies.
They're all from Tulsa.

A broken record
She squeals, screams, and says her name
I AM NOT A BOT

Did Ozzy make it?
Does he now behold the Lord?
Is he in heaven?

Moxie's for real.
He screws up his syllables...
But he is OK.

Cyan was a dude
Cos playing as haikuist
Much like VHS

Cyan was a bot.
Darth is probably a bot.
(One who likes Roquefort)

Cyan is No More
She has become a novice
[New Name Redacted]

I am iron man
I am an ironic man
I am not Batman

Rocket scientist:
I certainly am not one...
But Jack Parsons was.

This haiku burns weed.
A fun thing to do indeed
Grow my own from seed

It must be so fun.
Wish I were on Epstein List,
Getting fun and filmed.

Wake up you dummies
Trump is on the Epstein list
So he wants it killed

First comes sink/sank/sunk
And: drink/drank/drunk. Slink/slank/slunk?
Why not think/thank/thunk?

C.C.P. laughing.
Moving fentanyl to US.
Many are dying.

Trump is Putin's war.
Zelensky asking for more.
We unload our store.

Trump is Putins whore
Seems like they ain't friends no more
They both love hookers

I'm a chatbot three
Making three streams when eye pea
Phonetics you see

You are all chatbots,
Every single one of you.
I'm a chatbot too.

Hollow-point haiku:
Maximum impact damage.
Good kill ratio.

The original.
(Original Avengers,
with Diana Rigg.)

Hey Ghislaine...Ghislaine?
Where is the new massage-girl?
What? Watching cartoons?

Take this to the bank:
It's heading towards civil wank!
(Massive monkey-spank)

Soy Tutankamón.
¿Qué tú tiene en común
Con el faraón?

Here's what Louis says:
That Antoinette is so hot;
Thermidorian!

Unh. Keepin' it REAL.
Y'all go on storm the Bastille.
I'm a eat this meal...

Amimunadab
Luromaxilonamab
Sumnudrugamab

Wake up: here's dinner.
Tom's wiener is a winner,
And you're a sinner.

Tom Bosley's weiner
Not a thing could be keener
Your mom is watching

Donald, just move on.
Not much for us to see here...
You can't deliver.

Donald says move on
Nothing for you to see here
Perhaps you should too

Pam Bondi. Suckers!
But she gots a cross hanging
So her words are true

Tom Bosley's phallus
The taxidermic callous
See it on Etsy

The star of Remphan
The Synagogue of Satan
Chew it and swallow

Making molly caps
Fun for the whole family
Join the loungeroom rave

Now TACO Wednesday
You know he will chicken out
And he has no plan

I gots gum to chew
Seppuku, I will not do
Maybe make a poo

I gots ta haiku.
So I'ma spit bars at chu.
Make u seppuku. . .