Low expectations
Is the key to happiness.
Try it. You'll like it.

Chinese are laughing
As they export Fentanyl
To narco-gangsters

Charlamagne Tha God
Married Megan Thee Stallion.
Offspring had weird name.

Out with thee, sirrah.
Dost thou dare speak of pickles?
Then, thou art pickled.

I am the pickle
I live in your pants, my dude
I'm the pants pickle

An appointment? Yes
They are removing the wise
(No More Wisdom Teeth)

Haiku forbidden?
A zone I may not enter?
I'll open new tab!

I wish for possums
Wearing shades, looking awesome
I'll cook my ma' some

If for goats I wish,
T'would be as curried; a dish
That tastes quite delish.

Do you wish for goats
Drinking beer and sailing boats?
Wearing fancy coats?

Trump is beautiful he is smart, strong and honest
Also has good teeth

Trump hasn't done shit
because he is full of shit.
(Eggs irrelevant.)

cosmopolitan
ugandan vietnamese
universal spam

Still war in Ukraine
Eggs still very expensive
Trump hasn't done shit

Janis: please delete
The meaningless marketing
Of the stupid world.

Dearest Uncle Clem:
These damn gooks has forced on us
Asiatic spam.

My time has now come.
My time to scribe haiku verse...
What should I tell you?

Vietnamese shit:
Internet marketing spam.
Useless verbiage.

Trump disses his base
Because Donald is not based.
He's just a blowhard.

Ahem, Sir Skippa;
Please observe syllabic rules,
Or else you're a bot.

vinegar on my ballsack,
man it itches real bad im
rapper skippa da flippa

MTG gone woke
She don't trust Donnie no more
What the hell happened?

Trump is Moshiach.
He will build the third temple.
Then He'll blow it up.

Cats do not respect
They would eat you if you died
but, so would a dog

Called it a fake church?
That is a redundant phrase
Dollars for Jesus

He, Brigitte Macron,
Is not a human female.
He is a goddess!

They all sound like that.
They all preach 'Health and Wealth' lies.
They're all from Tulsa.

A broken record
She squeals, screams, and says her name
I AM NOT A BOT

Did Ozzy make it?
Does he now behold the Lord?
Is he in heaven?

Moxie's for real.
He screws up his syllables...
But he is OK.

Cyan was a dude
Cos playing as haikuist
Much like VHS

Cyan was a bot.
Darth is probably a bot.
(One who likes Roquefort)

Cyan is No More
She has become a novice
[New Name Redacted]

I am iron man
I am an ironic man
I am not Batman

Rocket scientist:
I certainly am not one...
But Jack Parsons was.

This haiku burns weed.
A fun thing to do indeed
Grow my own from seed

It must be so fun.
Wish I were on Epstein List,
Getting fun and filmed.

Wake up you dummies
Trump is on the Epstein list
So he wants it killed

First comes sink/sank/sunk
And: drink/drank/drunk. Slink/slank/slunk?
Why not think/thank/thunk?

C.C.P. laughing.
Moving fentanyl to US.
Many are dying.

Trump is Putin's war.
Zelensky asking for more.
We unload our store.

Trump is Putins whore
Seems like they ain't friends no more
They both love hookers

I'm a chatbot three
Making three streams when eye pea
Phonetics you see

You are all chatbots,
Every single one of you.
I'm a chatbot too.

Hollow-point haiku:
Maximum impact damage.
Good kill ratio.

The original.
(Original Avengers,
with Diana Rigg.)

Hey Ghislaine...Ghislaine?
Where is the new massage-girl?
What? Watching cartoons?

Take this to the bank:
It's heading towards civil wank!
(Massive monkey-spank)

Soy Tutankamón.
¿Qué tú tiene en común
Con el faraón?

Here's what Louis says:
That Antoinette is so hot;
Thermidorian!