Haiku goes: Ping! Ping!
You go: Ching-chong ching chong ching!
They go: Bang! Bang! Bang!

Hey bald man fuck off
Don't contaminate my space
With your toxic ways

Dear ol' uncle Clem:
They done slaughtered the last hog--
And then it's corn pone.

The Noochinator:
When he appears, syllables
Fall right into place.

Learned haiku in school.
It's like instant poetry:
Add water and stir.

Let us unite NOW.
We will overthrow the world
With stunning haiku.

I am so upset.
How can you write such pure filth?
Now I have to cry.

dogs eating cat turds
there's poetry in motions
if you push one out

Dogs can not eat words
Some of them will eat cat turds
Tom Bosley's penis

these rotten verses
even a dog will not eat
is almost haiku

TED talks are garbage.
There's something off about them:
Formulaic, fake.

I edit stories
but am hopeless with poems
—I allow too many syllables

It's psycho-drivel:
Toxic positivity...
And it helps no one.

wise woman once said
"all these bitches is my sons"—
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Aussies lead the way
We enter into the fray
Shouting "Haikooray!!"

palestine wonders
did you like your holocaust
or is theirs better?

sussan is the bosss
sshe leadss the liberalss now
they're sstill a big messs

My job is boring
Hours spent, nothing to do
Nothing but haiku

hi mother dearest
have a happy mothers day
you are fabulous

compelling habit
i've had since last century
and i've got it bad

A haiku a day
Some good, some bad, some ugly
Twenty six years worth

Here, one writes haiku:
Haiku so bad that it's good.
And that's a bad thing.

twenty-eight years plus
this site is fresh as ever
and totally bad

Spirit of Haiku:
Come, possess my mind and soul;
Help me to write trash.

I'm stuck here till eight.
I can hear the seltzer fizz
In the oval room.

You wrote bad haiku...
And how did that make you feel?
I see. Here's the bill.

recline on the chaise
tell me about your problems
and see if i care

american pope
what did the vatican smoke?
it looked like a lot

wise old willow tree
reflected in the water--
Darth got arrested.

This is Bad Haiku:
A mediocre circus
of poetic fun.

Haiku time machine
Jump in and find memories
Decades old drivel

Hey Blast From the Past
Wonder what happened to me?
I quit smoking darts

Who oh who is back
More yelling on Volley Talk
Back to normal now

My rifle's uncocked.
It really needs to be cocked....
Grandma has a cock!

Bad choice McFarland
You should look for a new job
Or the next mikko

patron of trumpets
clive squandered fifty million
blow that out yer pipe

winter is here babe
summers of discontent are
to follow ahead

Lib'rals hiatus--
and we hiate them right back.
We all need more love!

speaking of lib'ral
they now on a hiatus
in austral...i...a

Oh SNAP! You got me.
Lib'ral VS. Lib-er-al...
Sorry ossifer.

Silly people can't
Understand that liberal
Is three syllables

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it's getting colder
and it keeps raining a lot
grandma has a cock

Silly liberals think
Any person to their right
Is an exTWEEEmist.

Useless puppet died.
Great time to be Protestant...
The Reformation!

fetch me a new pope
and buy a box of wafers
to go with my wine

i have the best thoughts
and it's a beautiful thing
no dream is too big

Oh my precious thoughts...
Yes, you simply must read them,
my precious thoughts (BURP)

donald trump for pope
stares at the sun unblinking
he never liked you