end of the tax year
write off three point eight trillion
chutzpah accounting

with dark energy
embrace haiku anarchy
this place is magic

I just gave up on
This place and its ideas. Just
Finally letting go

Staff functions are shit
Rather be home alone than
In bad company

Set up far and near!
I bear the burden of beer.
(Most of them are queer.)

set up us the bomb
and all your base are belong
ayatollah so

Zion: dirty word.
It once held magic for me.
But they ruined it.

on our iron domes
an atomic yarmulke
makes us king of kings

Tom Bosley's haiku.
Tom Bosley's cerebellum.
Tom Bosley's mother.

Haiku this and that...
Haiku with a baseball bat.
Haiku tit for tat...

Fuck you magic man
Heart is an awesome rock band
Tom Bosley's penis

So, what do you say
When you meet magic sky-man?
"Oh shit. I was wrong".

You might find out first.
Then again, it could be me.
In the end, we'll know.

Jesus be my shield
When I'm wrong yet cannot yield
Your lies are my rock

Jesus fantasies
Won't bother me one bit
Sorry you live lies

Convenient excuse:
"Christians are all hypocrites"...
(You are still condemned.)

It's okay to lie
As long as there is a cross
Hanging from your neck

I'm for right wing coup!
Go ahead, round them all up.
Prosecute traitors.

Chant louder you fools.
Fight police... get arrested.
¡Viva la LUCHA!

Big conflagration:
Some Deep-state agitation
Will scare the nation.

Demons leave my ass
And they fly back to Satan,
Prince of air power.

My words are just turds
Plopping in haiku toilet
Go get the plunger

los angelenos
threatened by human taco
with very small beans

Put that flag away
Or fly it in Mexico
Not Los Angeles

Crush the enemy.
Haiku-to-haiku combat:
Obliterate them!

Present is so tense.
The past is so imperfect.
Use conditional.

life is a present
without infinite future
so live while you do

Nah.. life is a gift
Its just a certainty
How we use that gift

let's get serious
existence is for joking
and then being dead

This life is too short
To in the name of Christ go
Down the path of death

There's an idea that
I used to care...but I know
Trends die off...a grave

I await to see
If the response is evil or
Decent to test here

But it's up to me
How I respond to anons
Who play these old games

I honestly think
If I were dead you'd make a
Joke of that as well

Nonsense...this place has.
Its sense of shitposting and
People here mock life

Nonsense...this place has.
Its sense of shitposting and
People here mock life

You're out of focus.
You might be out of money.
And you're out of time.

It's weird to focus
On how I used to be for
Me.. looking back...wow

overthinking things
just wears out your brain sooner
and it's tired enough

I'm analyzing
The why behind all of this
To make sense of trolls

It's about a sort
Of control of narrative
Politics really

The thing is there's no
Real consequence to this or
That like illegals

I have to ask who
Is on the other end who
Plays the game like old

The sun is still out
I'm breathing. I'm right here
Still posting these posts

The trick is not to
Respond at all. Just let them
Too tired for this

But to hide behind
A screen or phone..what about
In the flesh...right there

But to hide behind
A screen or phone..what about
In the flesh...right there

I think you are dumb
Incel got his feewings hurt
Toughen up snowflake

I think it's dumb to
Admit but I got upset
In a real way here

Oops...5...7..6
Must be the new math cause the
Old math is racist