Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 205 Days and 77730 Haiku later...

overthinking things
just wears out your brain sooner
and it's tired enough
Haiku # 77719, June 3, 2025 6:28 pm ET
by ash of slow deep thoughts
I'm analyzing
The why behind all of this
To make sense of trolls
Haiku # 77718, June 3, 2025 3:43 pm ET
by Mox
It's about a sort
Of control of narrative
Politics really
Haiku # 77717, June 3, 2025 3:39 pm ET
by Mox
The thing is there's no
Real consequence to this or
That like illegals
Haiku # 77716, June 3, 2025 2:38 pm ET
by Mox
I have to ask who
Is on the other end who
Plays the game like old
Haiku # 77715, June 3, 2025 2:35 pm ET
by Mox of The internet is dead
The sun is still out
I'm breathing. I'm right here
Still posting these posts
Haiku # 77714, June 3, 2025 2:30 pm ET
by Mox
The trick is not to
Respond at all. Just let them
Too tired for this
Haiku # 77713, June 3, 2025 2:20 pm ET
by Mox
But to hide behind
A screen or phone..what about
In the flesh...right there
Haiku # 77712, June 3, 2025 2:17 pm ET
by Mox of Just curious to know
But to hide behind
A screen or phone..what about
In the flesh...right there
Haiku # 77711, June 3, 2025 2:17 pm ET
by Mox of Just curious to know
I think you are dumb
Incel got his feewings hurt
Toughen up snowflake
Haiku # 77710, June 3, 2025 12:34 pm ET
by Aint no gates, but I'm a keeper
I think it's dumb to
Admit but I got upset
In a real way here
Haiku # 77709, June 3, 2025 8:38 am ET
by Mox of ...long ago
Oops...5...7..6
Must be the new math cause the
Old math is racist
Haiku # 77708, June 3, 2025 8:05 am ET
by Mox
Mox is indeed the
Dreadful vhs. Are we
Gatekeeping again?
Haiku # 77707, June 3, 2025 8:03 am ET
by Mox/vhs
lurch into my lunch
long, lean and lugubrious
leave the cows alone
Haiku # 77706, June 3, 2025 7:54 am ET
by ash of addams family meal
daisy oh daisy
you drive my taste buds crazy
so soft and braisey
Haiku # 77705, June 2, 2025 8:35 am ET
by ash of thought for food
If you knew it's name...
Would you want to eat that cow?
Keith is delicious!
Haiku # 77704, June 1, 2025 11:12 pm ET
by Name your cows after Rolling Stones
Sometimes I get stuck
Dwelling in idealized past
And I do love it...
Haiku # 77703, June 1, 2025 7:05 pm ET
by Illusion of Temporal Reality
Searched up old girlfriend.
She aged well, unlike others...
May God bless her soul.
Haiku # 77702, June 1, 2025 5:30 pm ET
by High School Highs of Nostalgic Lows
Mox does not count well
Similar to VHS
raising suspicion
Haiku # 77701, June 1, 2025 10:39 am ET
by Haiku Detective
Costanza still haunts
The waiting rooms of his time
Serenity now!! NOW!!!!!!!
Haiku # 77700, May 31, 2025 9:31 pm ET
by Mox of Whats the deal with nostalgia
Damn it my greatest
Weakness...bagels...lox...cream cheese
A side of verklempt
Haiku # 77699, May 31, 2025 9:29 pm ET
by Moxie of And Cafe au lait...I'm protestant...not jewish
How I love haiku:
Syllabification true--
and sometimes it rhymes...
Haiku # 77698, May 31, 2025 3:48 pm ET
by Rhymin' Simon of Garfunkel
Moxie, oh Moxie:
Your girlfriend is so foxy.
Bagels and loxie.
Haiku # 77697, May 31, 2025 3:40 pm ET
by Old Rabbi of The Shtetl
Hail, hail, fire and snow...
'Round the angel we will go.
(old Star Trek refrain)
Haiku # 77696, May 31, 2025 3:35 pm ET
by Bones of Spock Kirk Uhura
Rain sleet snow hail hail
The gang is all here and
Rain in mud rules
Haiku # 77695, May 31, 2025 10:39 am ET
by Moxie
What happens when the
Haiku is pretty good is
It so bad it's good?
Haiku # 77694, May 31, 2025 6:40 am ET
by Mox
Haiku goes: Ping! Ping!
You go: Ching-chong ching chong ching!
They go: Bang! Bang! Bang!
Haiku # 77693, May 30, 2025 3:09 pm ET
by Great Sage of Oriental Enlightenment
Hey bald man fuck off
Don't contaminate my space
With your toxic ways
Haiku # 77692, May 29, 2025 10:18 pm ET
by Mark Farner of Grand Funk Railroad
Dear ol' uncle Clem:
They done slaughtered the last hog--
And then it's corn pone.
Haiku # 77691, May 29, 2025 9:10 pm ET
by Romantic Tragedy of Great Smoky Mountains
The Noochinator:
When he appears, syllables
Fall right into place.
Haiku # 77690, May 29, 2025 9:04 pm ET
by Scarriet Special Ops of Elite Haiku Unit 309
Learned haiku in school.
It's like instant poetry:
Add water and stir.
Haiku # 77689, May 29, 2025 4:07 pm ET
by Bob Tonucci of Brockton, Mass.
Let us unite NOW.
We will overthrow the world
With stunning haiku.
Haiku # 77688, May 28, 2025 8:50 pm ET
by Sylvia Syllable of You Know You Love It
I am so upset.
How can you write such pure filth?
Now I have to cry.
Haiku # 77687, May 27, 2025 4:27 pm ET
by Weeping Willie of Bad Haiku
dogs eating cat turds
there's poetry in motions
if you push one out
Haiku # 77686, May 27, 2025 6:21 am ET
by ash
Dogs can not eat words
Some of them will eat cat turds
Tom Bosley's penis
Haiku # 77685, May 27, 2025 12:05 am ET
by Marion Ross
these rotten verses
even a dog will not eat
is almost haiku
Haiku # 77684, May 26, 2025 5:24 am ET
by ash
TED talks are garbage.
There's something off about them:
Formulaic, fake.
Haiku # 77683, May 24, 2025 7:39 am ET
by Theodore Teddy of Another Dull Video
I edit stories
but am hopeless with poems
—I allow too many syllables
Haiku # 77682, May 24, 2025 6:46 am ET
by K. J. Watson of Scotland
It's psycho-drivel:
Toxic positivity...
And it helps no one.
Haiku # 77681, May 22, 2025 1:29 pm ET
by Dr. Albert Bandura of The Endless TED Talk in Hell
wise woman once said
"all these bitches is my sons"—
onika maraj
Haiku # 77680, May 17, 2025 11:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
A tidy environment leads to a clearer mindset—start by organizing your physical or digital workspace with designated places for files and tools. Remove distractions and keep only what’s essential within reach. Even small changes like clearing your desktop daily can make a big difference. How do you keep your workspace productive and stress-free? Share your tips!
Haiku # 77679, May 16, 2025 11:41 pm ET
by AndreKnobe of Netherlands
Aussies lead the way
We enter into the fray
Shouting "Haikooray!!"
Haiku # 77678, May 13, 2025 4:04 pm ET
by Epic Battle of Haiku VS. the World
palestine wonders
did you like your holocaust
or is theirs better?
Haiku # 77677, May 13, 2025 7:38 am ET
by ash of dead see (what i did there)
sussan is the bosss
sshe leadss the liberalss now
they're sstill a big messs
Haiku # 77676, May 13, 2025 1:43 am ET
by ash of numerology ruless
My job is boring
Hours spent, nothing to do
Nothing but haiku
Haiku # 77675, May 13, 2025 12:30 am ET
by Anna of Sydney
hi mother dearest
have a happy mothers day
you are fabulous
Haiku # 77674, May 11, 2025 9:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
compelling habit
i've had since last century
and i've got it bad
Haiku # 77673, May 11, 2025 1:24 am ET
by ash of loving it long time
A haiku a day
Some good, some bad, some ugly
Twenty six years worth
Haiku # 77672, May 10, 2025 1:35 am ET
by Anna of Sydney
Here, one writes haiku:
Haiku so bad that it's good.
And that's a bad thing.
Haiku # 77671, May 9, 2025 10:43 pm ET
by Bashomatic Ecstatic
twenty-eight years plus
this site is fresh as ever
and totally bad
Haiku # 77670, May 9, 2025 8:40 pm ET
by ash of janis fan club
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