Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 59 Days and 78015 Haiku later...
let's get serious
existence is for joking
and then being dead
Haiku # 77729 June 5, 2025 3:01 am ET
by ash of rinse and repeat
This life is too short
To in the name of Christ go
Down the path of death
Haiku # 77728 June 4, 2025 10:28 pm ET
by Mox
There's an idea that
I used to care...but I know
Trends die off...a grave
Haiku # 77727 June 4, 2025 9:50 pm ET
by Mox
I await to see
If the response is evil or
Decent to test here
Haiku # 77726 June 4, 2025 9:30 pm ET
by Mox
But it's up to me
How I respond to anons
Who play these old games
Haiku # 77725 June 4, 2025 9:20 pm ET
by Mox
I honestly think
If I were dead you'd make a
Joke of that as well
Haiku # 77724 June 4, 2025 9:19 pm ET
by Mox
Nonsense...this place has.
Its sense of shitposting and
People here mock life
Haiku # 77723 June 4, 2025 9:17 pm ET
by Mox
Nonsense...this place has.
Its sense of shitposting and
People here mock life
Haiku # 77722 June 4, 2025 9:17 pm ET
by Mox
You're out of focus.
You might be out of money.
And you're out of time.
Haiku # 77721 June 4, 2025 8:13 pm ET
by Out of Everything of Course
It's weird to focus
On how I used to be for
Me.. looking back...wow
Haiku # 77720 June 3, 2025 10:42 pm ET
by Mox
overthinking things
just wears out your brain sooner
and it's tired enough
Haiku # 77719 June 3, 2025 6:28 pm ET
by ash of slow deep thoughts
I'm analyzing
The why behind all of this
To make sense of trolls
Haiku # 77718 June 3, 2025 3:43 pm ET
by Mox
It's about a sort
Of control of narrative
Politics really
Haiku # 77717 June 3, 2025 3:39 pm ET
by Mox
The thing is there's no
Real consequence to this or
That like illegals
Haiku # 77716 June 3, 2025 2:38 pm ET
by Mox
I have to ask who
Is on the other end who
Plays the game like old
Haiku # 77715 June 3, 2025 2:35 pm ET
by Mox of The internet is dead
The sun is still out
I'm breathing. I'm right here
Still posting these posts
Haiku # 77714 June 3, 2025 2:30 pm ET
by Mox
The trick is not to
Respond at all. Just let them
Too tired for this
Haiku # 77713 June 3, 2025 2:20 pm ET
by Mox
But to hide behind
A screen or phone..what about
In the flesh...right there
Haiku # 77712 June 3, 2025 2:17 pm ET
by Mox of Just curious to know
But to hide behind
A screen or phone..what about
In the flesh...right there
Haiku # 77711 June 3, 2025 2:17 pm ET
by Mox of Just curious to know
I think you are dumb
Incel got his feewings hurt
Toughen up snowflake
Haiku # 77710 June 3, 2025 12:34 pm ET
by Aint no gates, but I'm a keeper
I think it's dumb to
Admit but I got upset
In a real way here
Haiku # 77709 June 3, 2025 8:38 am ET
by Mox of ...long ago
Oops...5...7..6
Must be the new math cause the
Old math is racist
Haiku # 77708 June 3, 2025 8:05 am ET
by Mox
Mox is indeed the
Dreadful vhs. Are we
Gatekeeping again?
Haiku # 77707 June 3, 2025 8:03 am ET
by Mox/vhs
lurch into my lunch
long, lean and lugubrious
leave the cows alone
Haiku # 77706 June 3, 2025 7:54 am ET
by ash of addams family meal
daisy oh daisy
you drive my taste buds crazy
so soft and braisey
Haiku # 77705 June 2, 2025 8:35 am ET
by ash of thought for food
If you knew it's name...
Would you want to eat that cow?
Keith is delicious!
Haiku # 77704 June 1, 2025 11:12 pm ET
by Name your cows after Rolling Stones
Sometimes I get stuck
Dwelling in idealized past
And I do love it...
Haiku # 77703 June 1, 2025 7:05 pm ET
by Illusion of Temporal Reality
Searched up old girlfriend.
She aged well, unlike others...
May God bless her soul.
Haiku # 77702 June 1, 2025 5:30 pm ET
by High School Highs of Nostalgic Lows
Mox does not count well
Similar to VHS
raising suspicion
Haiku # 77701 June 1, 2025 10:39 am ET
by Haiku Detective
Costanza still haunts
The waiting rooms of his time
Serenity now!! NOW!!!!!!!
Haiku # 77700 May 31, 2025 9:31 pm ET
by Mox of Whats the deal with nostalgia
Damn it my greatest
Weakness...bagels...lox...cream cheese
A side of verklempt
Haiku # 77699 May 31, 2025 9:29 pm ET
by Moxie of And Cafe au lait...I'm protestant...not jewish
How I love haiku:
Syllabification true--
and sometimes it rhymes...
Haiku # 77698 May 31, 2025 3:48 pm ET
by Rhymin' Simon of Garfunkel
Moxie, oh Moxie:
Your girlfriend is so foxy.
Bagels and loxie.
Haiku # 77697 May 31, 2025 3:40 pm ET
by Old Rabbi of The Shtetl
Hail, hail, fire and snow...
'Round the angel we will go.
(old Star Trek refrain)
Haiku # 77696 May 31, 2025 3:35 pm ET
by Bones of Spock Kirk Uhura
Rain sleet snow hail hail
The gang is all here and
Rain in mud rules
Haiku # 77695 May 31, 2025 10:39 am ET
by Moxie
What happens when the
Haiku is pretty good is
It so bad it's good?
Haiku # 77694 May 31, 2025 6:40 am ET
by Mox
Haiku goes: Ping! Ping!
You go: Ching-chong ching chong ching!
They go: Bang! Bang! Bang!
Haiku # 77693 May 30, 2025 3:09 pm ET
by Great Sage of Oriental Enlightenment
Hey bald man fuck off
Don't contaminate my space
With your toxic ways
Haiku # 77692 May 29, 2025 10:18 pm ET
by Mark Farner of Grand Funk Railroad
Dear ol' uncle Clem:
They done slaughtered the last hog--
And then it's corn pone.
Haiku # 77691 May 29, 2025 9:10 pm ET
by Romantic Tragedy of Great Smoky Mountains
The Noochinator:
When he appears, syllables
Fall right into place.
Haiku # 77690 May 29, 2025 9:04 pm ET
by Scarriet Special Ops of Elite Haiku Unit 309
Learned haiku in school.
It's like instant poetry:
Add water and stir.
Haiku # 77689 May 29, 2025 4:07 pm ET
by Bob Tonucci of Brockton, Mass.
Let us unite NOW.
We will overthrow the world
With stunning haiku.
Haiku # 77688 May 28, 2025 8:50 pm ET
by Sylvia Syllable of You Know You Love It
I am so upset.
How can you write such pure filth?
Now I have to cry.
Haiku # 77687 May 27, 2025 4:27 pm ET
by Weeping Willie of Bad Haiku
dogs eating cat turds
there's poetry in motions
if you push one out
Haiku # 77686 May 27, 2025 6:21 am ET
by ash
Dogs can not eat words
Some of them will eat cat turds
Tom Bosley's penis
Haiku # 77685 May 27, 2025 12:05 am ET
by Marion Ross
these rotten verses
even a dog will not eat
is almost haiku
Haiku # 77684 May 26, 2025 5:24 am ET
by ash
TED talks are garbage.
There's something off about them:
Formulaic, fake.
Haiku # 77683 May 24, 2025 7:39 am ET
by Theodore Teddy of Another Dull Video
I edit stories
but am hopeless with poems
—I allow too many syllables
Haiku # 77682 May 24, 2025 6:46 am ET
by K. J. Watson of Scotland
It's psycho-drivel:
Toxic positivity...
And it helps no one.
Haiku # 77681 May 22, 2025 1:29 pm ET
by Dr. Albert Bandura of The Endless TED Talk in Hell
wise woman once said
"all these bitches is my sons"—
onika maraj
Haiku # 77680 May 17, 2025 11:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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