Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 60 Days and 78020 Haiku later...
forex can be quite.
the scam as it is so you
know games people play

money money money
Haiku # 69209 December 25, 2020 12:11 am ET
by vhs
Vad är valutahandel. https://se.forex-is.com
Haiku # 69208 December 24, 2020 8:29 pm ET
by ForexGync of Lowest spread forex brokers
Wishing Peace on Earth
Merry Christmas to your dink
from my vagina
Haiku # 69207 December 24, 2020 8:25 pm ET
by No More Wars of Too Busy Getting it On
you know organized
crime seems to be the subset
guv ment's right into
Haiku # 69206 December 24, 2020 8:18 pm ET
by vhs
Trump pardoned those who
The Demonrat's false framed
Don't forget it tools.

Biden family crimes
Are real and easy to see
its all in the laptop.
Haiku # 69205 December 24, 2020 7:18 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Erlick took the money
Miss Fang Fang fook fooked for.
And got elected

Swellwell hated Trump
And hollered he is a spy!
As Fang and Xi laugh
Haiku # 69204 December 24, 2020 7:09 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Erlick its Fang Fang
You gave me a bug- bas-turd!
But I bugged you!

Mao down there in hell
Is watching your blue movies
laughing and smoking.

Yankees are stupid
a dork like you on Intell?
Low info voters

How cool is that huh?
They thought Trump was a agent!
We fooled them damn good!
Haiku # 69203 December 24, 2020 7:01 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
so what do people
do to shut down a world psyop
when we fear punks
Haiku # 69202 December 24, 2020 11:43 am ET
by moxie
COVID is all hype.
Ninety percent survival,
No different from flu
Haiku # 69201 December 24, 2020 11:40 am ET
by But it Helps their Reset of Course
Trump goes on rampage
Pardons, Relief veto threats
more Covid denial
Haiku # 69200 December 24, 2020 11:37 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Hello Wong Lofan !
Merry Christmas to you, sir.
Time to write haiku.
Haiku # 69198 December 24, 2020 10:15 am ET
by Eric Swalwell of Swallowed Badly
oh you are still on
here, let the user beware
merry xmas...fnord
Haiku # 69197 December 24, 2020 10:00 am ET
by moxie
For Christmas this year
I'm getting ink on my dink.
"Fuck Covid-19!"

That's all there's room for...
after your mom's name on there.
I was really drunk.
Haiku # 69196 December 24, 2020 9:17 am ET
by Darth Whorrendous of This Christmas tell your mom I said hi. And leave me some eggnog.
It wasn't a cross.
It was the first Christmas tree.
Jesus was naked.

So Christmas tree balls,
you know what they represent.
Dangling innocence.
Haiku # 69195 December 24, 2020 9:09 am ET
by In a sense, the Little Drummer Boy. of Incence. Frakly. Myrrh is overrated. I'll take the gold though.
Nailed to the cross
I ordered a Large Pizza
with free Garlic Knots
Haiku # 69194 December 24, 2020 6:21 am ET
by Diary of Jesus H.Christ of Pocket of Flowing Robe
Jesus the trickster.
Christ did not walk on water.
He used a surfboard.
Haiku # 69193 December 24, 2020 4:51 am ET
by Long haired longboarding hippie.
Santa saved my soul.
Jesus came down my chimney.
It sure did smell weird.
Haiku # 69192 December 24, 2020 4:39 am ET
by Where's my Xmas tree pine air freshener? of Oh, that's right, I smoked it.
Don't forget cookies.
Made with some Turkish Hashish.
That's how Santa flies.
Haiku # 69191 December 24, 2020 4:21 am ET
by Flew up the flue. of Don't get the flu!
Fetch me my eggnog!
Alcohol cholesterol.
Happy molecules.

Nutmeg overdose.
Paramedics not surprised.
Remembered last year.
Haiku # 69190 December 24, 2020 4:14 am ET
by Adrenaline enema. of Grate me up and sprinkle me on your pumpkin spice latte!
Octopus dildo.
Suction pulls you inside out.
Cris Cringle approves.
Haiku # 69189 December 24, 2020 3:59 am ET
by You've been a naughty girl this year! of Better than coal.
Even samurai
say Merry Christmas to the
gaijin intruders.
Haiku # 69188 December 24, 2020 3:55 am ET
by Holly-day haiku beheading of Not Japan. Maybe some day soon.
Long Dink Gang hang
Swelling Erection Section
Spelling Correction
Haiku # 69187 December 23, 2020 4:09 pm ET
by Lung Dunk Gung Hung of Stolen Election Projection
Petrified Forest sourced
Handcrafted Dildos & Dongs
Open For Business
Haiku # 69186 December 23, 2020 3:59 pm ET
by Nun-Ya of Bird's Nest
it seems politics
breeds a certain dumbass at
least this last batch of...
Haiku # 69185 December 23, 2020 3:51 pm ET
by VHS of and yes i like Trump, Ted Cruz...like i said exceptions....
Fang Fang fook fooked
87 year old man
Wants to learn English.

Made money for Dim.
Eric Swell Well's "election"
Who likes Mao now! Wow!

Chump Swell Well said Trump!
Was a Russian spy ha ha ha!
While bonking Fang Fang!

But its a secret
And classified restricted
Said moron Eric.
Haiku # 69184 December 23, 2020 3:36 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Fang Fang- fook fooked
Eric swell well- hypocrite
Demonrat Chi-spy!

But Trump is bad wow!
Said the jive @$$ Demonrat!
While bonking Chi-spy..
Haiku # 69183 December 23, 2020 3:22 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Japanese Haiku:
Nature images in verse.
Boring Zen bullshit.
Haiku # 69182 December 23, 2020 1:22 pm ET
by Dead Buddha of Lying in Road and Bleeding
All poetry sucks.
But not the good poetry.
Those verses are gold.
Haiku # 69181 December 23, 2020 1:10 pm ET
by Lyrical Theory of Relativity
silence is violence
so i am told by the dumb
leading the blind to
Haiku # 69180 December 23, 2020 12:08 pm ET
by vhs
i wonder who the
person is who wants to point
out some things on here

could it be....Satan??!?
Haiku # 69179 December 23, 2020 12:04 pm ET
by vhs
Haiku News Bureau
Everything you need to know
Just 3 lines to read
Haiku # 69178 December 22, 2020 9:29 pm ET
by Ten Penny Henry of Longfellow blowing a Wadsworth
Here comes a streaker
Comb over, ballooning ass
Commando and chafed
Haiku # 69177 December 22, 2020 8:05 pm ET
by Noticer of Details of Washington D.C.
The runaway train
and ensuing derailment
shut down the bathroom
Haiku # 69176 December 22, 2020 6:58 pm ET
by Engine#2 of Toot Toot
Turkey-neck Rinos
Spineless Republicucks all
May God judge them soon.
Haiku # 69175 December 22, 2020 4:12 pm ET
by Where did Wong Lofan go?
Just like Dean Browning
Don't even know who you are.
What an effing mess.
Haiku # 69174 December 22, 2020 2:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i got the bowl full
of jelly, now to get rid
of the bowl full of...
Haiku # 69173 December 22, 2020 2:36 pm ET
by moxie of ...i am sure mad libbers will insert foot here
wait, im getting my
handles mixed up here, heart attack
might just happen
Haiku # 69172 December 22, 2020 1:03 pm ET
by vhs
good thing we were on
the way to build a wall, you
know, deport that guy
Haiku # 69171 December 22, 2020 1:02 pm ET
by vhs
wonders if 'juan' knows
anyone juish, tikkun olam
happy feast

festival of lights
maccabee? i doubt i can
stop fighting either
Haiku # 69170 December 22, 2020 1:00 pm ET
by moxie
humility is
the realization i am
just here for a bit
Haiku # 69169 December 22, 2020 12:58 pm ET
by moxie
Ju so estupeed
Ju don know nawtheeng puto.
Ju need for shut up.
Haiku # 69168 December 22, 2020 12:41 pm ET
by Poetic Juan of Bad Hangover in Honduran Ditch
how many times have i
lost it on here over the
years? brush myself off

christmas star
Haiku # 69167 December 22, 2020 9:26 am ET
by vhs
God so loved the world
Gave dinks for boys, cunts for girls
Nuts for all the squirrels
Haiku # 69166 December 22, 2020 5:42 am ET
by Freak of Nature of Laughing Academy
god gave us haiku
that we may submit to him
now and forever
Haiku # 69165 December 22, 2020 4:03 am ET
by ash of writing on heaven's door
Reflect this Christmas.
Jesus didn't write haiku.
So neither should you.
Haiku # 69164 December 22, 2020 3:05 am ET
by Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo. of Sewer
first day of winter
seventy-six and sunny
gotta love Phoenix
Haiku # 69163 December 22, 2020 12:56 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
the start of winter
year's shortest day, longest night
gas giants shine bright
Haiku # 69162 December 22, 2020 12:55 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
the winter solstice
Jupiter and Saturn shine
lighting longest night
Haiku # 69161 December 22, 2020 12:54 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
It has been a while
since you brought up the topic
of fucking midgets
Haiku # 69160 December 22, 2020 12:50 am ET
by A. Littlehorny of Look Down
covid is coming
have you been naughty or nice ?
it couldn''t care less
Haiku # 69159 December 21, 2020 10:22 pm ET
by ash
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