Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #69184
Fang Fang fook fooked
87 year old man
Wants to learn English.

Made money for Dim.
Eric Swell Well's "election"
Who likes Mao now! Wow!

Chump Swell Well said Trump!
Was a Russian spy ha ha ha!
While bonking Fang Fang!

But its a secret
And classified restricted
Said moron Eric.
Haiku #69184
Posted: December 23, 2020 3:36 pm ET
Poet & location: Wong Lofan of Kalifornia