Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #69203
Erlick its Fang Fang
You gave me a bug- bas-turd!
But I bugged you!

Mao down there in hell
Is watching your blue movies
laughing and smoking.

Yankees are stupid
a dork like you on Intell?
Low info voters

How cool is that huh?
They thought Trump was a agent!
We fooled them damn good!
Haiku #69203
Posted: December 24, 2020 7:01 pm ET
Poet & location: Wong Lofan of Kalifornia