I will report you
To Haiku Purity Squad.
You will change your ways.
by State Guidelines of Haiku
I'd write more but the
Garden gnome under my bed
Won't leave me alone
by Schizofabulous
My non-haiku identify as haiku
If you don't respect that you're a Nazi
Ree
by Syllable Justice Warrior of Trans-Syllable Equality Movement
Say it in haiku
Or don't bother to say it.
This site is haiku.
by Prose is not Poetry
my new policy:
i will ignore non-haiku
did you say something?
by scotch of the rules must be respected
i'm more concerned with "forever chemicals" and glyphosate in the water table nationwide; plants breathe co2 not micro plastics and bpa, personal solution: water and air filters - derpocrats too busy for anything but scooby doo chase to impeach orange man, improve self: improve world... something > nothing
by Oog
sins of climate change
do in fact cross party lines
who cares? let's fix it
by scotch of I'd vote Republican if they worked for the planet
southern strategy
conveniently forgotten
by republiKlans
by scotch
The first kkk's goal was to destroy
Republican state governments
Often using terrorism
Some people claim to love life
So much they get an abortion
Cognitive dissonance is bipartisan
Suppression of new energy tech is real
Goes deeper than Orange Man Bad
by Oog of Boog
some people love tech
but also reject science
how do they do it?
by scotch of untied states of amerikkka
probably, we're screwed
civilization is toast
so, should we give up?
by scotch of i'm not
solar investments
are finally paying off
in spite of reagan
by scotch of you know he took solar panels off the white house, and doubled down on cheap oil?
Get off fossil fuels?
Mean de-industrialize?
A high tech stone age
by Oogaloo of Boogaloo
half the country's poor
trickle down was piss and shit
that sure owns the libs
by scotch of untied states of amerikkka
get off fossil fuels
end the corporate handouts
nah, let's "own the libs"
by scotch of priorities
"this should own the libs"
the republican's platform
nothing else matters
by scotch of untied states of amerikkka
We work as a team
to makes the Nanny State scream:
the Boogaloo meme.
by Break Dance of Secession
You should stop eating.
All people who eat have died.
That's a proven fact.
by of
Seriously though,
What's the longest time you've fucked?
Stay in forever.
by of
I am part robot.
Do not ask which part that is.
That is not polite.
by of
Voting is stupid.
You know the whole thing is rigged.
Search your feelings, Luke.
by of
Communist goat rope!
Democrats going crazy
Which loser will run?
by Ronald Raygun of Good times past
What now Democrats?
All your base belong to us.
What will you do?
When you lose bigly?
Burn cities and wild riots?
Or will you wise up?
All your Candidates
Going down in flames damn fast
Its funny as hell!
by Ronald Raygun of Good times past
Mike Bloomberg swoops in...
To China - the Super Cuck
Pimps out his daughter
by True Story
I have a penis.
And sometimes it is happy.
And that's a good thing.
by of
How to be rapper:
Your name is two random words
Preceded by "Lil"
by Lil Scribble Coin
Dork Lard Figpucker:
That's why the Brits have a dish
called "Bangers and Mash".
by Zenith of Saxon Gastronomy
Do the Boogaloo.
And the Electric Breakdance.
Newest craze, ya know.
by Underwhelmed of Overcoding
Congrats on quitting
Beastiality - never
Thought I'd have to say that
To someone, oh well
by Anomalous Poet
Google for "This is Wong on so many levels". I think you'll get a laugh.
by of
I've stopped banging pigs.
Now I've got a human girl.
She smells much better!
Pigs are just nasty.
No redeeming qualities.
I'm going Kosher!
by of
Wong Lofan noodles.
They're crispy on the outside,
soft in the middle.
by of
Read Daniel 9;27
by Anonymous Poet
Abomination
of Desolation. Might be
the Temple itself?
by Interpretations of Prophecy
Bloomberg the coke head
Don't want you to get to fat
Take a big gulp Mike!
Billionaire Bolshi smuck!
Racist masher @$$ hat clown
Trump will kick yer @$$!
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
and at night we crawl
we crawl along the sidewalks
until the sunrise
by nightcrawler
when the net's shut down
and every web page goes dark
bad haiku is last
by scotch of hmm, this site doesn't like curly apostrophes I guess
when the netâ
by scotch of on a facebook fast
i got bored and strayed
but bad haiku forgives all
and asks no questionsâ
by scotch of take me back
a small bug noted
this page title has "sumbit"
attention janis
by scotch of quality assurance (hi janis!)
incidentally,
the word is spelled PERDEDOR.
alpha ass indeed
by scotch of it's phonetic for garsh's sake
You call me a fool
You say it's a crazy scheme
This one's for real...damn
by scotch of missed it by that much
You mean perDidor?
Like the guy in Deacon Blues?
Die behind the wheel?
by I Cried When I Wrote This Song
soy un peridor
i am deacon blues you know.
kiss my alpha ass
by vhs
Bloomberg as Mary Poppins
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mfLNRGtMaqo
by Anonymous Poet
I'm not Donald Trump
And I will stop and frisk you
Give you a lil kiss
by Mike Bloomberg of 2020 Presidential Campaign
I'm not Donald Trump
And I will stop and frisk you
Give you a lil kiss
by Mike Bloomberg of 2020 Presidential Campaign
You haiku losers:
I defy you. WRITE something.
Make it relevant.
by Opiates are the Religion of the Masses
If scotch unties you,
you'd better cork the bottle
and tie up loose ends.
by Uiskebaugh of Peatmoss
politics exhaust
but since the white house burned down
we can see the moon
by scotch of untied states of reeee
