Communist goat rope!
Democrats going crazy
Which loser will run?

What now Democrats?
All your base belong to us.
What will you do?

When you lose bigly?
Burn cities and wild riots?
Or will you wise up?

All your Candidates
Going down in flames damn fast
Its funny as hell!

Mike Bloomberg swoops in...
To China - the Super Cuck
Pimps out his daughter

I have a penis.
And sometimes it is happy.
And that's a good thing.

How to be rapper:
Your name is two random words
Preceded by "Lil"

Dork Lard Figpucker:
That's why the Brits have a dish
called "Bangers and Mash".

Do the Boogaloo.
And the Electric Breakdance.
Newest craze, ya know.

Congrats on quitting
Beastiality - never
Thought I'd have to say that
To someone, oh well

Google for "This is Wong on so many levels". I think you'll get a laugh.

I've stopped banging pigs.
Now I've got a human girl.
She smells much better!

Pigs are just nasty.
No redeeming qualities.
I'm going Kosher!

Wong Lofan noodles.
They're crispy on the outside,
soft in the middle.

Read Daniel 9;27

Abomination
of Desolation. Might be
the Temple itself?

Bloomberg the coke head
Don't want you to get to fat
Take a big gulp Mike!

Billionaire Bolshi smuck!
Racist masher @$$ hat clown
Trump will kick yer @$$!

and at night we crawl
we crawl along the sidewalks
until the sunrise

when the net's shut down
and every web page goes dark
bad haiku is last

when the netâ

i got bored and strayed
but bad haiku forgives all
and asks no questionsâ

a small bug noted
this page title has "sumbit"
attention janis

incidentally,
the word is spelled PERDEDOR.
alpha ass indeed

You call me a fool
You say it's a crazy scheme
This one's for real...damn

You mean perDidor?
Like the guy in Deacon Blues?
Die behind the wheel?

soy un peridor
i am deacon blues you know.
kiss my alpha ass

Bloomberg as Mary Poppins
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mfLNRGtMaqo

I'm not Donald Trump
And I will stop and frisk you
Give you a lil kiss

I'm not Donald Trump
And I will stop and frisk you
Give you a lil kiss

You haiku losers:
I defy you. WRITE something.
Make it relevant.

If scotch unties you,
you'd better cork the bottle
and tie up loose ends.

politics exhaust
but since the white house burned down
we can see the moon

I don't know, more lost
and troubled by a poison world
we all are that

Christless souls abound.
God-hating zombie legions
surround believers.

when someone is a
believer the people who
challenge them do

so with no effort
of their own in their own lives
sometimes, who cares now?

i feel the hatred
of certain people who in
the end, will end too

none of us are good
i know i am not, but so
if i kill myself

for the amusement
of some liberal asshole
they dont have to change

lie lie lie lie lie
pretend to be a good Christian
lie lie lie lie lie

one person says Reeee to
me then there may be pieces
of them here and there

Far left opinion:
Pedophilia... OK!
But racism... REEEE!

what to say when the
muisance goes retires and
fades into blackness

EverÊ

Haiku pronouns RISE !
All Cis-syllable trannys
must regain their RIGHTS.

REEEEEEEEjoice !
REEEEjects reefine haiku form
REEeeevealing the KEK .

I reject your cis-syllable tyranny
Bad Haiku, you basket of deplorables

i have lost track of all the things i need
to pay attenton...to

Gender denial
Thats the root of their madness:
Gender denial

Mixed-up verbiage
Incoherence of haiku
Bot-generated

Dampish summertime
A modern, vampire frightens
watching the giraffe

Yo homes its all good...
Smile now, cry later vato
(Doctoral research)

Even the fat ones,
Plus-size cholas, are sexy.
Cuidado, ese...

Now she flings her thong:
Famous fat lady, singing
Sits down hard on me.

The Haiku ends here
Dirty laundry has been aired
Therapeutic bile