Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 63 Days and 78028 Haiku later...
I'm not Donald Trump
And I will stop and frisk you
Give you a lil kiss
Haiku # 66900 February 17, 2020 10:55 pm ET
by Mike Bloomberg of 2020 Presidential Campaign
You haiku losers:
I defy you. WRITE something.
Make it relevant.
Haiku # 66899 February 17, 2020 6:30 pm ET
by Opiates are the Religion of the Masses
If scotch unties you,
you'd better cork the bottle
and tie up loose ends.
Haiku # 66898 February 17, 2020 12:33 pm ET
by Uiskebaugh of Peatmoss
politics exhaust
but since the white house burned down
we can see the moon
Haiku # 66897 February 17, 2020 11:24 am ET
by scotch of untied states of reeee
I don't know, more lost
and troubled by a poison world
we all are that
Haiku # 66896 February 17, 2020 11:12 am ET
by vhs
Christless souls abound.
God-hating zombie legions
surround believers.
Haiku # 66895 February 17, 2020 11:07 am ET
by Normal Doctrine of Christ
when someone is a
believer the people who
challenge them do

so with no effort
of their own in their own lives
sometimes, who cares now?
Haiku # 66894 February 17, 2020 10:33 am ET
by vhs
i feel the hatred
of certain people who in
the end, will end too
Haiku # 66893 February 17, 2020 10:12 am ET
by vhs
none of us are good
i know i am not, but so
if i kill myself

for the amusement
of some liberal asshole
they dont have to change
Haiku # 66892 February 17, 2020 10:11 am ET
by vhs
lie lie lie lie lie
pretend to be a good Christian
lie lie lie lie lie
Haiku # 66891 February 17, 2020 2:36 am ET
by scotch of untied states of amerikkka
one person says Reeee to
me then there may be pieces
of them here and there
Haiku # 66890 February 15, 2020 11:39 pm ET
by vhs
Far left opinion:
Pedophilia... OK!
But racism... REEEE!
Haiku # 66889 February 15, 2020 3:10 pm ET
by both are gross
what to say when the
muisance goes retires and
fades into blackness
Haiku # 66888 February 15, 2020 2:50 pm ET
by vhs of some idiot might call me racist
EverÊ
Haiku # 66887 February 15, 2020 12:18 pm ET
by Arnold
Haiku pronouns RISE !
All Cis-syllable trannys
must regain their RIGHTS.
Haiku # 66886 February 14, 2020 8:49 am ET
by Trannysaurus Rex
REEEEEEEEjoice !
REEEEjects reefine haiku form
REEeeevealing the KEK .
Haiku # 66885 February 13, 2020 3:56 pm ET
by In Disgust We Trust
I reject your cis-syllable tyranny
Bad Haiku, you basket of deplorables
Haiku # 66884 February 13, 2020 1:36 pm ET
by Leftist of REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i have lost track of all the things i need
to pay attenton...to
Haiku # 66883 February 12, 2020 11:29 pm ET
by vhs
Gender denial
Thats the root of their madness:
Gender denial
Haiku # 66882 February 12, 2020 8:28 pm ET
by Biology of LGBTGQQWERTYUIOPASDFGHZXC
Mixed-up verbiage
Incoherence of haiku
Bot-generated
Haiku # 66881 February 12, 2020 9:42 am ET
by Adjustment of AI Systems
Dampish summertime
A modern, vampire frightens
watching the giraffe
Haiku # 66880 February 11, 2020 10:29 pm ET
by Idek
Yo homes its all good...
Smile now, cry later vato
(Doctoral research)
Haiku # 66879 February 11, 2020 4:03 pm ET
by Flaco of Con Safos
Even the fat ones,
Plus-size cholas, are sexy.
Cuidado, ese...
Haiku # 66878 February 11, 2020 3:58 pm ET
by El Guero of Gringolandia
Now she flings her thong:
Famous fat lady, singing
Sits down hard on me.
Haiku # 66877 February 11, 2020 3:47 pm ET
by Scenarios of Lotharios in Barrios
The Haiku ends here
Dirty laundry has been aired
Therapeutic bile
Haiku # 66876 February 11, 2020 3:16 pm ET
by The Private Detective of Stalking You
The sunrise at dawn
Like paranoia will reign
In your dark shadow
Haiku # 66875 February 11, 2020 3:13 pm ET
by The Private Detective of Stalking You
The old spinster waits
The HOUSE has revolving door
I'd leave it hanging
Haiku # 66874 February 11, 2020 3:06 pm ET
by The Private Detective of Stalking You
Slapper likes a drink
She fell onto a wine glass
You know what I mean
Haiku # 66873 February 11, 2020 3:04 pm ET
by The Private Detective of Stalking You
Fat or thin, the song
Is the thing. But a thin thong
Singes sin's fingers.

sometimes it's not at
all over WHEN the fat lady
singers her thong.
Haiku # 66872 February 11, 2020 3:00 pm ET
by Dipthongs of Beachwear
sometimes it's not at
all over WHEN the fat lady
singers her thong.
Haiku # 66871 February 11, 2020 1:16 pm ET
by vhs
Ok VHS,
Good point. But it's not over
til fat lady sings.
Haiku # 66870 February 11, 2020 7:15 am ET
by Orchestra of Obesity
the flesh dies, bodies
turn to dry bones, silent end
to loud empty talk
Haiku # 66869 February 11, 2020 6:48 am ET
by vhs
It's called HERstory
You sexist misogynist.
Get a uterus.
Haiku # 66868 February 10, 2020 7:37 pm ET
by Meaningful Discourse of Beasts
you know there is to
be a point where none of this
matters, we move on

it is called history
Haiku # 66867 February 10, 2020 11:03 am ET
by vhs
Dude: I'm NOT Lofan
But yes, Lofan is SO WOKE,
can't get back to sleep.
Haiku # 66866 February 9, 2020 2:28 pm ET
by Wong Right of Never Wrong
Lofan, you so smart
Actually that's a lie
But you like liars
Haiku # 66865 February 9, 2020 2:04 pm ET
by Can I be yo friend
First we were to freeze
Then, the population bomb
Now, it's just Netflix
Haiku # 66864 February 9, 2020 1:32 pm ET
by Malthusian Misconceptions
first the world's on fire
and now we're underwater
it's the new normal
Haiku # 66863 February 9, 2020 6:05 am ET
by ash of australia
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Haiku # 66862 February 8, 2020 8:59 pm ET
by Andre 3000 of https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8qMtsir0l9k&t=60s
After centuries,
It's just "HEY YAH HE YAHH HEEE"
(They call that music?)
Haiku # 66861 February 8, 2020 6:26 pm ET
by Athabaskan Basket Weavers
Yeah those fuckers in
Egypt and Babylon were
Real assholes, pagans
Haiku # 66860 February 8, 2020 5:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A thought just occurred:
Maybe your ancestors DID
Deserve slavery...
Haiku # 66859 February 8, 2020 5:03 pm ET
by Biblical Consequences of Israelite Prophecy
now my worst stress
is the worry i don't feel
like going about
Haiku # 66858 February 8, 2020 2:09 pm ET
by vhs
well think about it
this is an old website back
when net was all new.
Haiku # 66857 February 8, 2020 2:05 pm ET
by vhs
I write bad haiku
Then I come back to check site
Same haiku is there
Haiku # 66856 February 8, 2020 10:00 am ET
by Poetic Product Not Moving
Fascism! Hitler!
Deplorables! Wait . . . what was
I talking about?
Haiku # 66855 February 7, 2020 9:52 am ET
by Senior Moment of Frothing T.D.S.
Get in

Or I'll call you mean names online
Haiku # 66854 February 7, 2020 4:35 am ET
by Democrat of Clown Car
Person: complains about MS13
Pelosi: we're all God's children!
MS13 member: ima butt rape n eat u
Haiku # 66853 February 7, 2020 2:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
New Way Forward Act
Bring the illegals back in:
Like re-eating shit
Haiku # 66852 February 7, 2020 2:00 am ET
by SMH of Upside Down Zionism
Ha ha!
Haiku # 66851 February 7, 2020 1:28 am ET
by Nelson Muntz of Acquittal
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