Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 66 Days and 78029 Haiku later...
You'll be standing there
Orange face and comb over
Goosestepping in place
Haiku # 64279 April 24, 2019 1:59 pm ET
by That foolish moustache tickles
It's truly silly
How unstable Progressives
Think Trump is Hitler
Haiku # 64278 April 24, 2019 1:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Exactamundo
The Fonz says, "SIT ON IT, TRUMP!"
"SIT ON IT, HITLER!"
Haiku # 64277 April 24, 2019 1:33 pm ET
by The Fonz of Motorcycle
It's almost eerie
How Trump looks just like Hitler
Without the mustache
Haiku # 64276 April 24, 2019 10:11 am ET
by Apple of Your eye
Too goo to be true.
Own your own cassowary.
Florida auction.

Look it up, my man.
Killed its elderly owner.
Now it's up for grabs.
Haiku # 64275 April 24, 2019 4:16 am ET
by LF
Look between my thighs.
Holding crack pipe tight in hand.
Catch a scary turd.
Haiku # 64274 April 24, 2019 4:11 am ET
by The Evil Lord Figpucker
Cassowary bird
Holding cigarette in beak
Cassowary bird
Haiku # 64273 April 24, 2019 4:06 am ET
by Badass Cassowary Bird of Street
Look into my eyes
West side story soundtrack plays
Cassowary bird
Haiku # 64272 April 24, 2019 4:04 am ET
by Cassowary bird of Street
Without flight. Got fight.
Cassowary me ousside
Cassowary bird
Haiku # 64271 April 24, 2019 4:01 am ET
by Bird Watcher of Bird Watching
Cassowaries sleep
Perhaps you ll try to sneak by
Cassowaries wake
Haiku # 64270 April 24, 2019 3:58 am ET
by Bird Watcher of Bird Watching
Cassowaries sleep
Perhaps you
Haiku # 64269 April 24, 2019 3:58 am ET
by Bird Watcher of Bird Watching
Yosemite cum
Bears waking up with hards on
Help them feel relief
Haiku # 64268 April 24, 2019 12:45 am ET
by Hands On of Honey pot
How many different types of orifices
have you ever penetrated?
Be honest, now!

Vagina___
butthole___
mouth____
Ear____
Eye___
Eye socket___
Nose___
Arm Pit___
Belly button___
Piercing___
knife wound___
Gunshot wound___
Rotting spider bite___
Rotting snake bite___
Neck stump___
Amputation dimple___
Other___ (Describe)____________
Haiku # 64267 April 24, 2019 12:23 am ET
by The Evil Lord Figpucker
You really got a
thing for gnomes and little folk.
Poop, farts, cassowaries.
Haiku # 64266 April 24, 2019 12:13 am ET
by Reminds me of the new Star Wars. Rehashing old shit.
Garden GNOME genome
Gang banged by the seven dwarves
Who is the daddy?
Haiku # 64265 April 23, 2019 11:43 pm ET
by They got big dicks
Troll under the bridge.
He jumps out at unwitting fools.
They drop their hotdogs.

It is not evil.
But it's not exactly good.
It is mid-evil.
Haiku # 64264 April 23, 2019 11:35 pm ET
by Buh-da-boom.
Among the clichés
I consider most useful
Is "go fuck yourself"
Haiku # 64263 April 23, 2019 11:12 pm ET
by Top of The world Ma
The rainbow people
On one end there's a midget
On the other end?
Haiku # 64262 April 23, 2019 10:51 pm ET
by Glitterfairyprincess
trash not valid the stench is in the air
can't stand it but its piled up back there
Haiku # 64261 April 23, 2019 10:34 pm ET
by Noneya of DontCare
I run a tight ship here
Stick to the syllable count
No obscenities
Haiku # 64260 April 23, 2019 10:28 pm ET
by The Big Haikuna
Son of Sam poster
I ran home in the rainstorm
He didn't get me
Haiku # 64259 April 23, 2019 9:19 pm ET
by Playground goer
Gots ta keep it FUN-KAY
Whooo! Know what I'm sayin' BAY-BAY
Well-well-well Child, YAAAS...
Haiku # 64258 April 23, 2019 8:17 pm ET
by Disco-Pimp w/Huge Lapels of Summer of 1975
Step from the limo
'80s white tux, liquored up
Fie! Diarrhea!
Haiku # 64257 April 23, 2019 8:05 pm ET
by Game over of Tuxedo rental shop
Cops shining flashlight
Clandestine sloppy blow job
Outside the school dance
Haiku # 64256 April 23, 2019 8:00 pm ET
by Lunchzilla
Smells like Parmesan
Or old ripped up movie seats
Clean up your act, hon.
Haiku # 64255 April 23, 2019 7:58 pm ET
by Now that you know
Goddamn it, you cunt.
Don't smell my cock before you
suck it -- that's just rude!
Haiku # 64254 April 23, 2019 7:51 pm ET
by LF
Sky cries and earth thrives
Cycles like wheel propel to
Transcend emotion
Haiku # 64253 April 23, 2019 7:30 pm ET
by Anomalous Poet
A curious scene
Octopus raping a frog
But they look happy
Haiku # 64252 April 23, 2019 7:25 pm ET
by Jack off Cousteau
Cephalopod wank
Humina humina oooooooooo
Foaming green frog slop
Haiku # 64251 April 23, 2019 7:22 pm ET
by Hard at nighty of Bedposts
My dog is begging
He wants to send you email
Wants to air hump you
Haiku # 64250 April 23, 2019 7:18 pm ET
by Owner of perverted canine of Home
Reach for Spock's cock
huge emotionless phallus
Yes, this too shall pass
Haiku # 64249 April 23, 2019 7:16 pm ET
by That foolish moustache tickles
Let's make it happen.
I mean, why should we pretend?
Come on, lets do this!
Haiku # 64248 April 23, 2019 7:15 pm ET
by darthfigpucker2@gmail.com
When you tell stories
Pretend we sit on your knee
While you diddle us
Haiku # 64247 April 23, 2019 7:12 pm ET
by That foolish moustache tickles
Drinking bubble tea
reminds me of sucking cocks
of Yakuza thugs.

Sucking chunky slime
that has a coffee flavor
and makes you hyper.

Gay Jap "bath" houses.
Then go watch girls shit themselves
with squid up my ass.
Haiku # 64246 April 23, 2019 7:09 pm ET
by LF of Never a dull time. Is it wrong to roast marshmallows at the Nagasaki ground zero park?
Jesus Christ Commute
He jumps over the turnstile
Makes the train on time
Haiku # 64245 April 23, 2019 7:08 pm ET
by Barefoot Bandit of High AF can't run up steps
Pissed on the third rail.
My testicles exploded.
Every tagger's fear.
Haiku # 64244 April 23, 2019 7:02 pm ET
by LF
Caroldonia!
Is that you, Mr. Adler?!
The shop class teacher?

Ah, I remember.
"Y'all screw around too much."
And Kenny got killed.
Haiku # 64243 April 23, 2019 6:42 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
She made a dildo
from frozen fecal matter
she got from inmates.

And you think that's bad?
It made her cunt smell better.
Still tasted bad though.
Haiku # 64242 April 23, 2019 6:39 pm ET
by New Age Popsicles! of From Russia with love. Thank Putin and Trump. It was their idea.
Flowers appearing
New life is bursting in bloom
Spring is beautiful
Haiku # 64241 April 23, 2019 4:31 pm ET
by Death Metal of Guttural Nihilism
Lighten my heart was the last thing she asked me...

Easter was a hard one for me as the day was passing

I often think of her many sorrows

Its why forgiving grows harder each and every tomorrow

Seems like overtime I try to here come more attacks.

Some call them lessons but I call that wack

I try to remember her smell her laugh

Although many tell me to move on from my past..

I didn't get to say goodbye. That hurts more than anything as the years go by.

I know she sees me and just wonder if she knows? That I love her more now than ever as I grow old.

Thank u for teaching me love and strength and thank u for those wise hard times

A mothers love is the best gift i don't regret nor hate.
Haiku # 64240 April 23, 2019 3:34 pm ET
by Caroldonia of Eternally Immortal
Man, its a hot one
Beads of sweat pour off smooth balls
I sip bubble tea
Haiku # 64239 April 23, 2019 3:20 pm ET
by Carlos Santorum of Street party
Exorcisma Christos de demonae si clarim de pas? hahaha
Haiku # 64238 April 23, 2019 2:59 pm ET
by Dispose of Tu Moron
Gathered flowers scent
Warmth of sun on my shoulders
Stuff bouquet in cunt
Haiku # 64237 April 23, 2019 2:42 pm ET
by Rural Guido of No toucha da mushrooms
Hi everybody!
Heard there is nice Haiku here...
May I write one now?
Haiku # 64236 April 23, 2019 2:32 pm ET
by Gentle Poetic Soul
Tobogganing down
Gripping the sides of my seat
Warm snowsuit. Cold shit.
Haiku # 64235 April 23, 2019 2:07 pm ET
by Long waddle home of Stinky igloo
Not so...therefore why worry?
I highly doubt this has been from his own eye little fly
Haiku # 64234 April 23, 2019 12:57 pm ET
by You eat your own maggots of In your own feces ugly species
And it degrades further
Soon it will be writing haiku on walls
With its own feces
Haiku # 64233 April 23, 2019 12:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Seems my boo is you...
Ghost with the most
Haiku # 64232 April 23, 2019 12:28 pm ET
by Beetlejuice of Fruity Loop
Emotions like an empty abyss
Acknowledged none
Like piles of cow dung
Even the flies said goodbye
Haiku # 64231 April 23, 2019 12:03 pm ET
by Maggot Breath of Tic Tacs Don't help try altiods
Release your pants now
Poultry fuckers marathon
Shit out your gizzards
Haiku # 64230 April 23, 2019 9:28 am ET
by Finish line of Still not finished
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