Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #64267
How many different types of orifices
have you ever penetrated?
Be honest, now!

Vagina___
butthole___
mouth____
Ear____
Eye___
Eye socket___
Nose___
Arm Pit___
Belly button___
Piercing___
knife wound___
Gunshot wound___
Rotting spider bite___
Rotting snake bite___
Neck stump___
Amputation dimple___
Other___ (Describe)____________
Haiku #64267
Posted: April 24, 2019 12:23 am ET
Poet & location: The Evil Lord Figpucker