Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 66 Days and 78029 Haiku later...
Reach for Spock's cock
huge emotionless phallus
Yes, this too shall pass
Haiku # 64249 April 23, 2019 7:16 pm ET
by That foolish moustache tickles
Let's make it happen.
I mean, why should we pretend?
Come on, lets do this!
Haiku # 64248 April 23, 2019 7:15 pm ET
by darthfigpucker2@gmail.com
When you tell stories
Pretend we sit on your knee
While you diddle us
Haiku # 64247 April 23, 2019 7:12 pm ET
by That foolish moustache tickles
Drinking bubble tea
reminds me of sucking cocks
of Yakuza thugs.

Sucking chunky slime
that has a coffee flavor
and makes you hyper.

Gay Jap "bath" houses.
Then go watch girls shit themselves
with squid up my ass.
Haiku # 64246 April 23, 2019 7:09 pm ET
by LF of Never a dull time. Is it wrong to roast marshmallows at the Nagasaki ground zero park?
Jesus Christ Commute
He jumps over the turnstile
Makes the train on time
Haiku # 64245 April 23, 2019 7:08 pm ET
by Barefoot Bandit of High AF can't run up steps
Pissed on the third rail.
My testicles exploded.
Every tagger's fear.
Haiku # 64244 April 23, 2019 7:02 pm ET
by LF
Caroldonia!
Is that you, Mr. Adler?!
The shop class teacher?

Ah, I remember.
"Y'all screw around too much."
And Kenny got killed.
Haiku # 64243 April 23, 2019 6:42 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
She made a dildo
from frozen fecal matter
she got from inmates.

And you think that's bad?
It made her cunt smell better.
Still tasted bad though.
Haiku # 64242 April 23, 2019 6:39 pm ET
by New Age Popsicles! of From Russia with love. Thank Putin and Trump. It was their idea.
Flowers appearing
New life is bursting in bloom
Spring is beautiful
Haiku # 64241 April 23, 2019 4:31 pm ET
by Death Metal of Guttural Nihilism
Lighten my heart was the last thing she asked me...

Easter was a hard one for me as the day was passing

I often think of her many sorrows

Its why forgiving grows harder each and every tomorrow

Seems like overtime I try to here come more attacks.

Some call them lessons but I call that wack

I try to remember her smell her laugh

Although many tell me to move on from my past..

I didn't get to say goodbye. That hurts more than anything as the years go by.

I know she sees me and just wonder if she knows? That I love her more now than ever as I grow old.

Thank u for teaching me love and strength and thank u for those wise hard times

A mothers love is the best gift i don't regret nor hate.
Haiku # 64240 April 23, 2019 3:34 pm ET
by Caroldonia of Eternally Immortal
Man, its a hot one
Beads of sweat pour off smooth balls
I sip bubble tea
Haiku # 64239 April 23, 2019 3:20 pm ET
by Carlos Santorum of Street party
Exorcisma Christos de demonae si clarim de pas? hahaha
Haiku # 64238 April 23, 2019 2:59 pm ET
by Dispose of Tu Moron
Gathered flowers scent
Warmth of sun on my shoulders
Stuff bouquet in cunt
Haiku # 64237 April 23, 2019 2:42 pm ET
by Rural Guido of No toucha da mushrooms
Hi everybody!
Heard there is nice Haiku here...
May I write one now?
Haiku # 64236 April 23, 2019 2:32 pm ET
by Gentle Poetic Soul
Tobogganing down
Gripping the sides of my seat
Warm snowsuit. Cold shit.
Haiku # 64235 April 23, 2019 2:07 pm ET
by Long waddle home of Stinky igloo
Not so...therefore why worry?
I highly doubt this has been from his own eye little fly
Haiku # 64234 April 23, 2019 12:57 pm ET
by You eat your own maggots of In your own feces ugly species
And it degrades further
Soon it will be writing haiku on walls
With its own feces
Haiku # 64233 April 23, 2019 12:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Seems my boo is you...
Ghost with the most
Haiku # 64232 April 23, 2019 12:28 pm ET
by Beetlejuice of Fruity Loop
Emotions like an empty abyss
Acknowledged none
Like piles of cow dung
Even the flies said goodbye
Haiku # 64231 April 23, 2019 12:03 pm ET
by Maggot Breath of Tic Tacs Don't help try altiods
Release your pants now
Poultry fuckers marathon
Shit out your gizzards
Haiku # 64230 April 23, 2019 9:28 am ET
by Finish line of Still not finished
Grenade of green gunk
Shooting out with a KERSPLUNK!
Down your throat SLAM DUNK
Haiku # 64229 April 23, 2019 9:20 am ET
by I believe of I can fly
There s been fair warning
Explosive Diarrhea
Shrapnel of sphincter
Haiku # 64228 April 23, 2019 9:17 am ET
by Fire in the hole
There
Haiku # 64227 April 23, 2019 9:17 am ET
by Fire in the hole
The Hail Mary Pass
Lindbergh baby for pigskin
Goal post goosestep
Haiku # 64226 April 23, 2019 8:59 am ET
by Caydenbraydonjayden of Stadium
I want to confess
I killed the Lindbergh baby
Not that Hauptmann guy
Haiku # 64225 April 23, 2019 8:35 am ET
by Makings of A criminal
It?! Like the clown "It"?!
That was a stupid movie.
It's not worth watching.
Haiku # 64224 April 23, 2019 8:35 am ET
by Cassowary Pot Pie.
Smegmacious poet
Cassowary spooge quill pen
I pity the fool

It
Haiku # 64223 April 23, 2019 8:10 am ET
by Goddess of Water closet
Latiffe I love u but shut up sometimes
Haiku # 64222 April 23, 2019 7:55 am ET
by Stay off that shit bro of Put the weed down and pick up the cheetos
Lol bored are we much?
Haiku # 64221 April 23, 2019 7:52 am ET
by Worth the wait of Hades doesn't exist
Came for bad Haiku--
found out it was a portal
to Haiku Hades
Haiku # 64220 April 23, 2019 7:50 am ET
by Abandon Hope All Ye Who Keyboard Here
Everyone CAN die.
Everyone WILL die.
No one CARES.
Haiku # 64219 April 23, 2019 7:48 am ET
by
"get there"???
WTF R U on about now?
Jesus "shit shit shit shit fecal fart cunt cunt cunt cum period blood popsicle". That's YOU!
Dingleberry breath.
Haiku # 64218 April 23, 2019 7:47 am ET
by LF
Pedophiles can die
Haiku # 64217 April 23, 2019 7:46 am ET
by Real shit of Rapists too
What's more disgusting
than pedophile snuff porn?
Only bad haiku.
Haiku # 64216 April 23, 2019 7:43 am ET
by The Evil Lord Figpucker
my children possessed
crazy thing tho they don't think that I can be as evil
but mercy is my name for the children so has the time for much evil? Now the thing is the pillow doesn't speak
Haiku # 64215 April 23, 2019 7:38 am ET
by Last to see of and th heart isn't as weak
please stfu no one cares f I wanted it that bad I would've went out of my way to get there
Haiku # 64214 April 23, 2019 7:34 am ET
by No One Cares.... of Loser
Unlike Sir Shitsalot, there are very few names I go by and I typically make it obvious. Cuntfart is FAR more obsessed with mookie stinks than I have ever been. I mean, every other poem is fecal this, turd that, shit here, shit there, fart fart fart. I mean, I'm not complaining. Good for him. Get it out! But, Christ almighty when he complains about shit and then writes about shit, it's like he has a split personality. Probably he's vhs just having a laugh. Fuck it, it's all just a stupid bunch of childish crap here anyway.

I fart in your cunt.
Then you cuntfart in my mouth.
Shitty tuna breath.
Haiku # 64213 April 23, 2019 7:34 am ET
by The Evil Lord Figpucker
Colostomy bag
Mistaken for Lunchables
The High Noon Shootout
Haiku # 64212 April 23, 2019 7:32 am ET
by Blow Out of Back End
Cassowary dong
But how to grab hold of it?
Such risky business
Haiku # 64211 April 23, 2019 7:29 am ET
by Tom Cruising 4 a Bruising of Couch
Eaten out by Spock
Flame retardant pyjamas
Watch us smoke in bed
Haiku # 64209 April 23, 2019 7:17 am ET
by Love In of Trekkie
Stoned Immaculate
Monsieur Mojo Rising flames
Set the night on fire
Haiku # 64208 April 23, 2019 7:14 am ET
by That foolish moustache tickles
Youre not his twin
Haiku # 64207 April 23, 2019 7:12 am ET
by Lol of Bye
You thought Darth was bad...
I present his evil twin:
Darth Corpse-Abuser
Haiku # 64206 April 23, 2019 7:06 am ET
by VHS is Starkitten
Hot confessional
Reduced to ash Wednesday
Hump day church hookup
Haiku # 64205 April 23, 2019 7:02 am ET
by Altered state
The Clueless Godless
See Notre Dame as Christ's Church
but it's just cold Stone
Haiku # 64204 April 23, 2019 6:53 am ET
by Huguenot Laughter of Google It
Three Dimensional
It's not a three D printer
My bum's making poop
Haiku # 64203 April 23, 2019 5:06 am ET
by I lied of Washroom with fake Office Depot signage
Fart ceremonies
Turn around three times like dogs
Fast ..faster ...fling shit
Haiku # 64202 April 23, 2019 1:54 am ET
by Bustle in your hedgerow
I'll cover my eyes
Go ahead and masturbate
You got a stiffy?
Haiku # 64201 April 23, 2019 1:52 am ET
by Dead from the neck up of And the waist down
Sometimes I wonder
If nobody were looking
Would I fuck a corpse?
Haiku # 64200 April 23, 2019 1:48 am ET
by Waste of Space
The forgotten sperm
Who gave up mid Dad's cum stream
A skin flute salute
Haiku # 64199 April 23, 2019 1:35 am ET
by Rear Admiral
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