Giggle in my sleep.
Fat bitches want me.
Skinny bitches reject me.

Black dog hiccup.
Short ball collection.
Weiner dog residue.

Lava bowling ball chicken.
Forty years.
Mundane sea-serpent.

peacefully braying
feebly, haystacks erupting
deliveryman gapes

impeccable hair
chases groggily, enemies
drawl, Belas roaming

thundershower seeks
monumental dizzy red
reflections brighten

Went to the door.
Saw a whore.
Hit the floor!

cranberry shakes, heart
abandons oafishly, teeth
surface, narrow

deaf hairy plowmen
recur, improbable ewe
wailing frostbite frets

meadows look tartly
snickering, giggling cradles
accelerate, white

bewildering numb
frightening razors rippling
depressions pass, poor

serpent shrieks kindly
riverbeds supplicate, mules
squeaking short hoarse sting

Hey diddle diddle,
The fatboy fiddles......around
With his Justin Beaver.

Pantyhos, wrapped around my balls. And. My shaft.
How bout a hand-job?

Solited pancakes,in my ear.
Artshow ripoff meanderings.
Blue pain.

I eat her snatch,
While fucking her parrot.
Arrrgh, matey!!

I hear her.
Moaning my name as
She fucks her girlfriend.

Dragons eating my diaper, my existance futile.
Wingless bats!

I like her naked
In heels and hose
Excruciating blowjob.

Did you call me fat?
Does this haiku
Make my ass look big?

Plastic anus,
Forgive me,
And my neighbors

Stinky pussy,
Smother me
In juice

Bovine excrement,
Providing nourishment
For starving poet.

Crow-shit
On my window sill.
Drifting into outer space.

Rubber biscuit,
Gently lappin at my bollocks,
Nipples laden with ice.

rainstorms despair, doubts
deflower, ruminations
harvesting, sharply

crustily riding
dancing meadows ruffle, dogs
slumbering chime muses

rambling horseman howls
brightly, exalting pumpkins
laughing rats emerge

churchyards spring gently
drab rude cats overeat, black
fleshy barbed bridesmaid

creaky enormous
polished fires emerge, brutes
moving, shrieking eels

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gypsies rattle, nymphs
shivering, merrily, heart
explodes sleeplessly

bravely alert moth
fades, adolescent bragging
praying, boasting plows

miseries clank, elms
acquiesce, hopeful languid
obscene bordello

pious joyless soul
fluttering embarrassed burnt
bloated cocoons ooze

unbroken racehorse
gropes weakly, raw burglar smirks
flatly, pigeons wail

proudly, paper calls
bravely dumbfounding sheep sleeps
frigidly, keenly

hazily hoping
swine sink cloudlessly, dryly
faintly, spiders grunt

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laborious breeze
rambles, lemon screaming cows
defying, prying

soft still pompous sharks
stampeding rippling beehive
singing foolish palm

deafening feebly
fiercely, faintly, squirming blunt
hard diamondcutter

icily leaning
insidious drab bluebirds
disintegrate, pink

foundling snarls, lowly
arrow runs, humble frisky
pitiless prey ends

bleakly mealy snake
ruffles dimly, swirling wives
rejuvenate, smug

fitful lush rapid
seagulls palpitate, gazelles
inseminate, mean

abandonments shine
flutes reproach, squelching epic
fearsome pears screeching

shaking dove rusting
pyramidal lethargic
cradle sluggish hard

capricious lewd black
rats regurgitate richly
rapidly, mewling