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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 334 Days and 78464 Haiku later...
Rubber biscuit,
Gently lappin at my bollocks,
Nipples laden with ice.
Haiku # 47717 ↗ May 19, 2011 11:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
rainstorms despair, doubts
deflower, ruminations
harvesting, sharply
Haiku # 47716 ↗ May 19, 2011 10:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
crustily riding
dancing meadows ruffle, dogs
slumbering chime muses
Haiku # 47715 ↗ May 19, 2011 10:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
rambling horseman howls
brightly, exalting pumpkins
laughing rats emerge
Haiku # 47714 ↗ May 19, 2011 10:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
churchyards spring gently
drab rude cats overeat, black
fleshy barbed bridesmaid
Haiku # 47713 ↗ May 19, 2011 10:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
creaky enormous
polished fires emerge, brutes
moving, shrieking eels
Haiku # 47712 ↗ May 19, 2011 10:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
KEWL! W00t! ROFL LOL!!! I be a bwaxbewwies usah'!!
Haiku # 47711 ↗ May 19, 2011 10:37 am ET
by bippressashgay
LOL ROFLMAO w00t! Kewl!! I loves me some faceboks. I can tell people what I eat for dinner, what I am doing, wherE I am at.....LOL ROFLMAO w00t! Nippress and Ash...GAY!
Haiku # 47710 ↗ May 18, 2011 8:53 pm ET
by it's a blackberry user mama! get your torch and pitchfork!
gypsies rattle, nymphs
shivering, merrily, heart
explodes sleeplessly
Haiku # 47709 ↗ May 18, 2011 8:41 pm ET
by you are gay
bravely alert moth
fades, adolescent bragging
praying, boasting plows
Haiku # 47708 ↗ May 18, 2011 8:39 pm ET
by wootelsexo
miseries clank, elms
acquiesce, hopeful languid
obscene bordello
Haiku # 47707 ↗ May 18, 2011 8:36 pm ET
by poo-berry user
pious joyless soul
fluttering embarrassed burnt
bloated cocoons ooze
Haiku # 47706 ↗ May 18, 2011 5:28 pm ET
by wootberry
unbroken racehorse
gropes weakly, raw burglar smirks
flatly, pigeons wail
Haiku # 47705 ↗ May 18, 2011 5:20 pm ET
by wootwootwootwootwootwootusingblackbewwy debice!
proudly, paper calls
bravely dumbfounding sheep sleeps
frigidly, keenly
Haiku # 47704 ↗ May 18, 2011 5:15 pm ET
by zab a using blak dev
hazily hoping
swine sink cloudlessly, dryly
faintly, spiders grunt
Haiku # 47703 ↗ May 18, 2011 5:12 pm ET
by zabadooey nusingnanacknerrynenice....derRrr!!!
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Haiku # 47702 ↗ May 18, 2011 5:10 pm ET
by blabablooeyblonblyblapberrybleppice
laborious breeze
rambles, lemon screaming cows
defying, prying
Haiku # 47701 ↗ May 18, 2011 12:03 pm ET
by Zabadooey on my blackberry device
soft still pompous sharks
stampeding rippling beehive
singing foolish palm
Haiku # 47700 ↗ May 18, 2011 11:04 am ET
by mr gay poet advisor
deafening feebly
fiercely, faintly, squirming blunt
hard diamondcutter
Haiku # 47699 ↗ May 18, 2011 10:58 am ET
by woot woot woot gay poemzzz
icily leaning
insidious drab bluebirds
disintegrate, pink
Haiku # 47698 ↗ May 18, 2011 10:55 am ET
by gay poet
foundling snarls, lowly
arrow runs, humble frisky
pitiless prey ends
Haiku # 47697 ↗ May 18, 2011 10:51 am ET
by anonymous gay person
bleakly mealy snake
ruffles dimly, swirling wives
rejuvenate, smug
Haiku # 47696 ↗ May 18, 2011 10:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fitful lush rapid
seagulls palpitate, gazelles
inseminate, mean
Haiku # 47695 ↗ May 18, 2011 8:58 am ET
by gaydar and pooper
abandonments shine
flutes reproach, squelching epic
fearsome pears screeching
Haiku # 47694 ↗ May 17, 2011 10:19 pm ET
by woot!
shaking dove rusting
pyramidal lethargic
cradle sluggish hard
Haiku # 47693 ↗ May 17, 2011 10:13 pm ET
by woot!
capricious lewd black
rats regurgitate richly
rapidly, mewling
Haiku # 47692 ↗ May 17, 2011 8:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
echoing white smooth
hairs hibernate, blithe serpents
ripening numb rough
Haiku # 47691 ↗ May 17, 2011 8:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
borax in the pork
exploding watermelons
happy family
Haiku # 47690 ↗ May 17, 2011 8:42 pm ET
by Peter 8 of California
sallow wintertime
deflowers, dragonfly smirks
lustrously, coyly
Haiku # 47689 ↗ May 16, 2011 10:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
strutting afterlife
explodes prettily golden
incantations squeal
Haiku # 47688 ↗ May 16, 2011 10:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
recklessly bloating
quickly, conjurers ponder
softly, canoes gape
Haiku # 47687 ↗ May 16, 2011 8:57 pm ET
by ashby
lurid defiant
fear swoons, deliveryman pleads
cloyingly, drums flow
Haiku # 47686 ↗ May 16, 2011 8:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
lip luxuriates
family vanishes, snide
farmers rumbling gnat
Haiku # 47685 ↗ May 16, 2011 5:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
devilish inert
immovable swordsman wails
giraffe pleading hair
Haiku # 47684 ↗ May 16, 2011 5:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cautious shepherd frowns
frowns, rushing bronze
raspberry squirms, bright
Haiku # 47683 ↗ May 16, 2011 5:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cockeyed eagle plunges
basket resonates, mellow
swordfish forgets, lush
Haiku # 47682 ↗ May 16, 2011 5:45 pm ET
by woot
vulnerable prey
sets gruesomely, rough dry raw
lights smash loudly, old
Haiku # 47681 ↗ May 16, 2011 5:42 pm ET
by woot
Some obseeions good
But what's insulting people?
Inadequacy!
Haiku # 47680 ↗ May 16, 2011 1:59 pm ET
by William
Flowers mightily
Blooming out of my garden
Soil made by worms
Haiku # 47676 ↗ May 16, 2011 7:38 am ET
by hide my ip
tiredly screaming glum
souls jabbing ancient casks ail
lightly, decrepit
Haiku # 47675 ↗ May 15, 2011 10:24 am ET
by bleep
grumbling Bela looks
sluggishly, scampering crow
fuming plums sneezing
Haiku # 47674 ↗ May 15, 2011 10:22 am ET
by poop-lover
firm memory plucks
amputee uncovers, dense
babies shrieking bland
Haiku # 47673 ↗ May 15, 2011 10:18 am ET
by wooT!
sleepily, egg glides
cowgirl thrusting blowing fires
squealing, emerging
Haiku # 47672 ↗ May 15, 2011 10:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
cautiously mean poor
rapid snails hissing, wishing
blithely, shrivelling
Haiku # 47671 ↗ May 14, 2011 8:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have been trolling
This site for so very long
Oh I have no life
Haiku # 47670 ↗ May 14, 2011 8:14 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY....
hugely, jackal seeks
mournfully, reflection fades
blue polarbear rings
Haiku # 47669 ↗ May 14, 2011 8:11 pm ET
by 69.57.150.217
shivering nectar
fluttering, rippling sharply
sharply, quick
Haiku # 47668 ↗ May 14, 2011 8:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Clearly so little
Understanding of the web
It is mindblowing
Haiku # 47667 ↗ May 14, 2011 8:08 pm ET
by You will not win
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Haiku # 47666 ↗ May 14, 2011 8:05 pm ET
by LOOK AT ME!
opaquely depraved
loveless abattoir sagging
tailors discover
Haiku # 47665 ↗ May 14, 2011 8:02 pm ET
by suck my ballsac