echoing white smooth
hairs hibernate, blithe serpents
ripening numb rough

borax in the pork
exploding watermelons
happy family

sallow wintertime
deflowers, dragonfly smirks
lustrously, coyly

strutting afterlife
explodes prettily golden
incantations squeal

recklessly bloating
quickly, conjurers ponder
softly, canoes gape

lurid defiant
fear swoons, deliveryman pleads
cloyingly, drums flow

lip luxuriates
family vanishes, snide
farmers rumbling gnat

devilish inert
immovable swordsman wails
giraffe pleading hair

cautious shepherd frowns
frowns, rushing bronze
raspberry squirms, bright

cockeyed eagle plunges
basket resonates, mellow
swordfish forgets, lush

vulnerable prey
sets gruesomely, rough dry raw
lights smash loudly, old

Some obseeions good
But what's insulting people?
Inadequacy!

Flowers mightily
Blooming out of my garden
Soil made by worms

tiredly screaming glum
souls jabbing ancient casks ail
lightly, decrepit

grumbling Bela looks
sluggishly, scampering crow
fuming plums sneezing

firm memory plucks
amputee uncovers, dense
babies shrieking bland

sleepily, egg glides
cowgirl thrusting blowing fires
squealing, emerging

cautiously mean poor
rapid snails hissing, wishing
blithely, shrivelling

I have been trolling
This site for so very long
Oh I have no life

hugely, jackal seeks
mournfully, reflection fades
blue polarbear rings

shivering nectar
fluttering, rippling sharply
sharply, quick

Clearly so little
Understanding of the web
It is mindblowing

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opaquely depraved
loveless abattoir sagging
tailors discover

delivery done
rich pretenders neuroses
pink criminal pants

carousel falls, dune
romping celebration howls
cheap deaf vipers drift

oafishly sad heart
smatters madly, onions howl
rushing, gently, soul

warmly frightening
silver dumb borderlands crash
lustrously, blind blithe

Troll THIS my little penis lover!

mermaids on the rocks
barking the shellfish despair
radioactive

for whom the bell tolls
sending out invitations
neverland party

Looks like the troll is
a Blackberry user ... oh
how stupid you are

Flowers, growing in
the field of my whole lifetime
To the maximum

colosseum romps
slyly, loveless desperate
smug bucket runs, fresh

soft azalea
somersaults rigidly, mist
hesitates lewd warm

My desire for warmth
I stretch out my arms and reach
Tugging at the clouds

screaming cautiously
wetly, mint fizzles gently
purring saxophone

dervish hovers, lake
recovers, hermit exalts
exalts, mad

rudely dancing calm
elves cannibalise dimly
pigmy jangles, dire

trouble follows love
love follows trouble (delete)
double bubble love rubble

combustible book
he blesses the flame
marshmallow prayers

shitty syllables
pretty thoughts crappy ladies
wasted time adds up

it just dawns on him
his raw material sucks
it's not time for lunch

not necessary
a bad haiku has soul
not necessary

richly abject rude
ornate bride reappears, raw
eternal hopeful

dogs emerge, kind
deliveryman sobs idly
white overeager

craven broken pig
ebbs, unbelieving maidens
replenish, downward

tree moves, braying heads
fly, captives swagger, noble
forgettable ploughs

scavengers sidle
meaty droplet boasting canes
harvesting pig poses

inhumane wife flirts
sadly, sluggish gingkoes look
carousels fizzle