Wearing of the cross
Does not give one permission
To be the devil

that trumpelstiltskin
he can weave stuff into gold
the future looks grimm

You can't get enumpf
Of that dashing Donald Drumpf.
You should kiss his rumpf!

the magic potus
even when he takes a dump
he's still full of shit

orange labubu
american president
who's more attractive?

Global pastel tones...
The infantilization...
It's so insipid.

Hey Acaz Ayac,
Are you the famous Inca
Who stole my green card?

Drumpf: German word for
sound of a turd-drop in a
toilet or latrine

More than family
There are beings we bond with
During our years here

Oh Clara, Clara--
You put me over the edge
From beyond the grave . . .

sparkling new windoze
i can barely feel the panes
now i've cleaned you up

BOOM chik-a-chik WOOH!
Boom...WOOH-- I got the power.
I got the POWER!

this whole stupid world
we're the department of truth
we've got the power

the land of was free
succumbing to fascism
is not brave, homies

I spies with mine eyes
Nobel prize for hotel thighs
Must be circumcised

We all love Bibi.
He makes war just like a beast.
His mark: special star.

mar-a-israel
leave it flatter than matzos
watch gaza get stripped

Fresh new real estate
By the sunny waterside
Opening up soon

Build the third temple!
What about Dome of the Rock?
Oy gevalt... problem.

he's bad, you know it
but he could sure cut a rug
and sadly, his nose

Wacko Jacko: freak?
Or children's benefactor...
He sure loved to squeal!

hello nobody
i'd just like to say "fuck off"
thank you for playing

larson will tell you
don't monkey with the monkey
unless you are jane

Cool Zinjanthropus
He's called "the Nutcracker man"
Always at the club

Homo Erectus
And Australopithecus.
NOT Zinjanthropus.

senior officers
front and centre for pete's sake
but don't bend over

Palantir bullshit.
Godless technocrats advance.
So what can we do?

"triple sabotage"
ooh, really makes me wonder
stairway to u.n.

american clown show
could there be more to send in?
well, maybe next year

That blondie Bondi
Wants to criminalize thought.
She can kiss my mass.

Yes, I have issues.
Back issues: Mad Magazine!
"What, me worry?" (Cheers)

first amendment trumped
second amendment in spades
shoot the messengers

Bondi done went woke
Suddenly against hate speech
Shoe on other foot

Jesus be my shield
Any time that I am wrong
But don't wish to yield

Gender not mentioned
That's you putting that in there
You may have issues

You know so little...
Reality is fluid
Now, go read a book.

Trite affirmations:
Insults to reality
Which cannot be changed.

Ka$h Patel is dumb
He is just a Keystone cop
An embarrassment

second amendment
are some deaths a prudent deal?
"i think it's worth it"

Sorry stupid pants...
The IRS does exist
Just pay your taxes

Beneath Persian Gulf:
Something very horrible
Waiting for release.

Time for tax revolt.
No more right/left division...
But you can go first.

Ukraine war over?
Are groceries cheaper yet?
Epstein files released?

Saw a funeral
Sis of Henry Kissinger
Well--secretary

Ah, the still waters...
The verdant pastures of peace.
The loud rap music..

There used to be lots
of haiku interaction...
now it's only me.

Leviticus says
Ho-mo-sex-u-a-li-ty
Is just fantastic.

Dear haiku newbie:
The Rule is 5-7-5.
Transgressors will pay.

I found this website today
Hope you have a good life
And be happy

This website makes bad haiku
I make bad haiku and submit it
Least obvious thing ever existed