Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 67 Days and 78029 Haiku later...
Will they eat themselves
if they get the munchies bad?
Cannibals, I mean.

Cannibal #1: "Hey, Bob, missing an arm this morning, I see."
Cannibal #2: "Yeah, me and the missus smoked a bit too much of that Polonesian Purple last night. You know how it is."
Cannibal #1: "I hear you, my brother. We ate mom at the family reunion last week when cousin John brought half an ounce of home grown. Gonna miss her."
Haiku # 72782 October 18, 2021 5:48 am ET
by Hannibal on vacation.
This world needs more cats,
fewer dogs, and no people.
Except cannibals.
Haiku # 72781 October 17, 2021 11:34 pm ET
by Keep the population down somehow, yeah?
I grew the catnip
Plant name is Little Buddy
Plant more weed. Less Squash.
Haiku # 72780 October 17, 2021 11:03 pm ET
by Sk of Outside litter pan...I mean..garden
If you snort catnip,
you'll better understand life
and how good mice taste.
Haiku # 72779 October 17, 2021 10:42 pm ET
by nothing like a few rodents when you got the munchies
Love me some Hendrix.
All Along The Watchtower.
Played it on repeat.
Haiku # 72778 October 17, 2021 10:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ghislaine and Jeffrey
Sitting in a tree. K-I-
S-S-I-N-G.
Haiku # 72777 October 17, 2021 9:51 pm ET
by St. James of TerraMar
Darth is my deejay
I got into the catnip
and cranked up Jimi
Haiku # 72776 October 17, 2021 9:04 pm ET
by Starkitten of Friends with beneFigs
Seen "Shop of Horrors"?
Feed me Seymore! Love that line.
Oh! And the dentist.
Haiku # 72775 October 17, 2021 6:53 pm ET
by Steve Martin was awesome.
It's not as bad as
G.G. Allin flinging poo.
He's a Russian bot.

I bet you bot that.
And now you are All in, right?
Cheesy overdose.

Cholesterol death.
But when it's all said and done,
I can live with that.
Haiku # 72774 October 17, 2021 6:51 pm ET
by A little death never killed anyone. of Oui?
Feed me haiku. More.
Now is the time to eat verse.
Eat. Eat and be filled.
Haiku # 72773 October 17, 2021 6:44 pm ET
by Alimentacion of the Wicked Nation
So this is your feed?
Not Purina Kitten Chow?
Is it really YOURS?

I thought it was mine.
I peed all over this site.
So that means it's mine!
Haiku # 72772 October 17, 2021 6:35 pm ET
by Ha!
Fuck your Cyrillic.
You are an algorithm.
Get off my feed. REEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Haiku # 72771 October 17, 2021 6:07 pm ET
by That Kekistani Girl
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Haiku # 72770 October 17, 2021 6:05 pm ET
by Bogdandcb of New Zealand
I will be your friend.
But I'll give you lots of shit.
FIGuratively.
Haiku # 72769 October 17, 2021 4:11 pm ET
by First you have to find me. of Crocodile swamp, blood-filled skeeters, cannibals.
Just listen to it.
Just listen before you die.
I will provide link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYm3dSXKloA&list=OLAK5uy_mWB91gjyeVvcKcqkA7P2hRcihYHAqvtXA&index=1
Haiku # 72768 October 17, 2021 3:54 pm ET
by Message of Love
With power of soul
Anything is possible.
He choked on vomit.
Haiku # 72767 October 17, 2021 3:52 pm ET
by Eternal Elegy of James Hendrix
How many people
Actually post on this site?
I'm just wondering...
Haiku # 72766 October 17, 2021 3:49 pm ET
by And Crying of Almost
Need to get it out.
Get it out to the whole world...
It gets betterer.
Haiku # 72765 October 17, 2021 3:47 pm ET
by More Than Better of Power to Love
One always too many
Haiku # 72764 October 17, 2021 3:44 pm ET
by Sorry for typo
The song "Them Changes"
Will always always move me toward tears.
I'm just being real.
Haiku # 72763 October 17, 2021 3:43 pm ET
by Beta Male of Alpha World
Please listen to this.
The angels are listening.
Oh yes, God exists.
Haiku # 72762 October 17, 2021 3:38 pm ET
by I'm Not Tripping of Just Old
My dear dad would say:
It's just cacophony. Noise.
But to me it's life.
Haiku # 72761 October 17, 2021 3:36 pm ET
by Fillmore East of Beauty
This Hendrix album...
Something about it. So real.
Women don't get it.
Haiku # 72760 October 17, 2021 3:31 pm ET
by Guitar Heroes are Male
What if Darth appeared
In the flesh...in my own home...
Would he be a friend ?
Haiku # 72759 October 17, 2021 3:29 pm ET
by Not So Sure of Haiku Burnouts
Jimi Hendrix live.
Fillmore. Buddy Miles on drums.
Nineteen-seventy.
Haiku # 72758 October 17, 2021 3:25 pm ET
by Musical Positions
Austrian cavemen
Drank their beer and ate bleu cheese.
And we so advanced.
Haiku # 72757 October 17, 2021 3:11 pm ET
by Deutschland Uber Alles of Paleolithic
Janis can't stop this.
Even though it's her baby...
Haiku goes WORLDWIDE.
Haiku # 72756 October 17, 2021 3:05 pm ET
by Alex Jones of 1776
Elvis Costello:
One of the greatest of all.
Armed Forces album !
Haiku # 72755 October 17, 2021 3:00 pm ET
by Declan McManus of Knocknee Ireland
I bet you've never
eaten out of a trash can.
Get away from me!
Haiku # 72754 October 17, 2021 2:13 pm ET
by Loser!
What we need is more
terrorist activity
on domestic soil.

Fear is delicious.
The masses under control.
They'll do anything.
Haiku # 72753 October 17, 2021 2:07 pm ET
by Here, take these pills. of Drink this Koolaid.
Do not insult poop.
I'm sure it tastes way better
Than (barf!) candy corn.
Haiku # 72752 October 17, 2021 2:02 pm ET
by The only bad thing about Halloween.
Soft porn unicorn
God danced the day you were born
You poop candy corn?
Haiku # 72751 October 17, 2021 1:48 pm ET
by Horn of Plenty
Hornsea Nudist Beach
If you look very closely
you might see a horn
Haiku # 72750 October 17, 2021 1:46 pm ET
by https://www.bbc.co.uk/archive/hornsea-beach-nudists/zks792p
You've been working out
That poetry muscle's huge
Been doing pull ups?
Haiku # 72749 October 17, 2021 1:30 pm ET
by Muscle Milk of Bodybuilding Bovines, Inc.
I am a member
of the Fitness Erection
Program/Men's Hair Club.
Haiku # 72748 October 17, 2021 1:00 pm ET
by Jimmy Dean Hoffa of Or something.
Just when you sit down
To a nice Sunday dinner
Gramps has to let wind
Haiku # 72747 October 17, 2021 12:19 pm ET
by May I be excused?
Elvis Costello
+ Robert Downey Jr.
= Tom Bosley
Haiku # 72746 October 17, 2021 12:16 pm ET
by Are you a member of the Witness Protection a Program?
More like Abbott and Costello.
Haiku # 72745 October 17, 2021 9:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I can't remove it.
I already ate the cheese.
Went straight to my thighs.
Haiku # 72744 October 17, 2021 9:08 am ET
by Sorry occifer. of I won't do it again. Promise.
You're kind of a mixture of Robert Downey Jr and Elvis Costello
Haiku # 72743 October 17, 2021 9:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Your ass isn't fat
Sir, remove the stolen cheese
Our cameras saw you
Haiku # 72742 October 17, 2021 9:05 am ET
by Fuzz Buzz of Phillipines
What the hell is a mathemetcian supposed to look like????
And I am NOT a mathemetician!
I am just a math whore. A hack.
I don't even have a math degree.
Haiku # 72741 October 17, 2021 9:02 am ET
by You got me all wrong. Seriously. of Sorry to disappoint.
Gray hair and fat asses.
No glasses as of now. Sorry.
Haiku # 72740 October 17, 2021 9:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
You don't look like a mathematician
Haiku # 72739 October 17, 2021 8:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Remote viewing. I'm not very good at it, but the name gave me a signal I get like hard to describe but for some reason when you said Morris I could see an image of you. I know you have dark hair and glasses
Haiku # 72738 October 17, 2021 8:57 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
You and your bidet
"enjoy the rest of your day'
as the cashiers say
Haiku # 72737 October 17, 2021 8:54 am ET
by Come of Again
Sounds like a nerd name.
How about Chad or Kevin?
Have you seen "Slevin"?
Haiku # 72736 October 17, 2021 8:53 am ET
by What's in a name? of Limburger by any other name would smell as foul.
What is it you feel.
If you tell me, I will squeel.
My skin you can peel.
Haiku # 72735 October 17, 2021 8:51 am ET
by ... Sounds like Yoda, no?
Morris is a cool name
Haiku # 72734 October 17, 2021 8:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Going for a poo.
That's what I'm going to do.
Be thinking of you.
Haiku # 72733 October 17, 2021 8:48 am ET
by Toodle Loo. of Guardez l'eau!
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