Oh Goddess, get stuffed.
Great celestial roast turkey you serve us all. Hail!

Be my meat, oh bird.
Nest within my whole wheat bread.
Leftover goddess!

Just like prostitutes.
Dark or white doesn't matter.
As long as juicy.

When it comes to fowl
I highly prefer turkey.
Perfect for munchies.

At the county fair
Farmer Brown's huge black pecker
got the blue ribbon.

Chickens smoke pot in
a higher pecking order.
Farmer Brown's cookies.

Your job is to eat
and run around and peck things
Have any questions?

Poemotomy.
Me bottom in autumn lobs
poo and poetry.

As the stink from skunks
poetry is secreted
from a lower gland.

These plates smell like bleach
A bonus for the dishwasher
Thanks for your huge tip

If people laid eggs
things would be a lot different
I guarantee that

Here's Janis naked.
Her brother sold me this pic.
Near forty years back.

I did your breakfast.
Scrambled eggs, extra creamy.
I DID your breakfast.

Now I am ready to do my breakfast, when having my breakfast coming again to read more news.

Oh, I thought you would
replace the booger right back
to its origin.

There is a reason
Your nose is far from your bum
God is Good, that's why

Food and bowel movements.
In one hole, out the other.
Consumerism.

There's a solution
Remove the poetry lobe
Sign the dotted line

Bad Haiku Shrink
"Patient writes poems about food"
"and bowel movements"

Like the moon and stars,
buttholes are never evil;
they simply exist.

Talk about tube steak.
Smothered in viscous gravy.
Those chunks aren't giblets.

My eight inch anus
has impressed many hookers
when they first grab it.

You speak in riddles
Your butthole can't be evil
Knock Knock, Figpucker?

Darth published a book!
He published it on Google.
With his own butthole.

I seen Figpucker.
He was in that manual
of bowel conditions.

Darth, we LOVE to hear
about your prolapsed anus.
Do tell us some more.

Wheres's Earth Wormfucker?
Off to chew holes in apples?.
Stuck on a fishhook?

I didn't believe
about the earthworm story
Google says it's true

The other partner
I'm assuming it's the worm.
The worm that's smoking.

Have you ever put
an earth worm in your pee hole?
An old native trick.

Great for both partners.
I know you don't believe it.
Go and look it up!

Have you ever put
an earth worm in your pee hole?
An old native trick.

Great for both partners.
I know you don't believe it.
Go and look it up!

The Brown Spud Special.
Viagra, roofies, ex-lax.
You know, Trainspotting.

What's it called when you
mix Viagra and roofies?
I thought you would know.

Do you like smoothies?
And what do you put in them?
Besides Viagra.

Take that to the bank
Exponential account growth
Haiku make you rich

Oh that handsome Darth...
I saw his picture one time:
Steaming pile of verse.

Can I get seconds.
With extra yummy stuffing.
And giblets gravy.

That's when I farted
Like a human turducken
Layers of flavor

It's so dark in here
Like the belly of a whale
But I have a plan

Abomination.
My anus is extended.
It swallows you whole.

Slime envelops you.
Like the drool of Alien.
And it chews you up.

Still you enjoy it.
My God, you're such a pervert.
Even while you die.

Examination
Your anus is distended
It's filled with poems

Examination
Your anus is distended
It's filled with poems

You absolute filth,
You foul detritus of waste,
Now I must go cry.

Biscuits and gravy.
Either waffles or pancakes.
With maple syrup.

Respond to my verse.
I need a witty response.
Answer me, dammit!

Notifications!
They, too, sometimes need more bits
äfteг enough time.

The first time hearing
Imagine there's no heaven,
but we are in Hell.

You don't believe me?
Just read some of my poems.
Am I right, or what?

Sinovac's not great.
Sixty percent effective.
Those fucking Chinese.

Here's a great idea.
Hey, Janis, let's get married.
Think what we could do.

Do math in the nude
But have sex with your clothes on.
Just to prove something.

George Floyd was a saint.
St. George had an overdose;
Died on Fentanyl.