Wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe
Wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe
Wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe
by Keep wiping of Until you don't see any orange
nanny state reveals
lack of hope, no appeal to
social justice cult
by vhs
Rhinoceros dung
Wrinkled rhinoceros dong
Rhinoceros dink
by Zoo Pervert of Zoo
Y'all aint ANGLICAN.
Y'all aint nuthin. Y'all so WACK.
Thanks be unto God.
by Anglican Rector of Rectitude
Your stunning verses
Cannot hold a candle to
Your filthy butt-face
by Haiku Star of Assassin Assessment
A B C D E
F G H I J K L
M N O P Q
R S T U V
W X Y and Z
Now I know fuck all.
Counting is stupid.
And what the fuck do you know?
Nanny 9-1-1.
by Eric Cartman of South Park Elementary School
Chinese are so weird.
They are like dragon people
With no compassion.
by Yellow Hordes of The East
Syllababobbles.
Syllabic sibillaries
Sybilline stupid
by The Syllabic Count of Haiku
Cough. Roses are red.
Violets are blue. I'm schizo.
And so am I. Cough.
by Syllable of 13 Personalities
Yes, I'm a real bitch
Don't be fooled by my sexy voice
You better watch out
by Syllable Shepherd of Waiting for you to fuck up
Syllables please, boys.
This is the haiku nanny
and you have been warned.
by Nanny State of Syllable Enforcement
So now we'll call you
Vaginal Hemorrhage Suspend.
Social syphilis.
Social diseases are only slightly more repugnant than social media. "Suspent" should be the past test of suspend.
Suspent from high school.
by fuck syllables.
i was suspended
from social media cause
funny is politically incorrect.
these people need theeapy
by vhs
Santa voted Trump.
He and his elves are angry.
Christmas affected.
by Red Suit of North Pole Lawfare
No matter what year
Ho ho homeostasis
Santa stays the same
by How does he do it?
why is forex out
and trying to set trades on
the haiku right here
by vhs
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by AlvaroCluse of Cyprus
Are you still in there?
Writing Haikus in the stall?
You scared to come out?
by Poetry Janitor of Thankless job
One of my hobbies
is stealing toilet paper
from public restrooms
by 2-Ply of That's how I roll
(Turning thirty times)
The first dog lays the first coil
The first steam rises
by Hot Shit German Shepherd of White House Lawn
Here comes the spaceship
Time for my nightly voyage
to Zardoxx and back
by Popular of Spaceship
Alcoholics suck
The drunks who give up drinking
are the worst of them
by Not a friend of Bill W. of I drink Milk
lost for poetry
the losing loser loses
and soon must move on
https://tinyurl.com/y8f9egbf
by ash of near the first dog
El mejor trader de forex. https://es.forex-is.com
by ForexGync of Forex demo platform
Very hairy snatch.
Voracious hungry sasquatch.
Venti hot Starbucks.
by Are you happy now? of I'm sorry if you feel neglected.
no no!!! you got it
all wrong, not once did you mention me in your verse!!!
by vhs
Call him Poofecit.
A poo in feces in shit.
Like a turducken.
by And almost as tasteless. of Thankful this Thanksgiving that I did not eat turducken!
My God, you smell bad!
Now I know why willows weep.
You sit under them.
by I'm glad I'm not a willow! of drunk on a beach not doing calculus for spoiled kids.
I tried that with poop
I tried to stuff it back in
but it made a mess
by Stinky of Under old willow
there is a time of
confession where people let
their demons out and
a time when they try
to put the damn things back in
the closet they came from
by vhs
people tend to speak
"the obvious..." right now feels
total not niceness
by vhs of was gonna say totalitarian
no kidding, and here
we are in the last space of
the old internets.
by vhs of internet style one
This is Donald Trump
I know more about losing
than anybody
by Donald Trump of Downward Spiral
you know this damn site
is like a rest room in a
rural space, old words
writing on the wall from 24 years ago
by vhs
your element is
cloudy farts and moxie? well
drink my covid puss...
by Moxie
No.
North Korea.
Forty-two.
by DT
did trump shut up yet ?
and who stole the election ?
so many questions
by ash
If I wiped my ass,
then you would never have been.
Go ask your mother.
by Where you really came from.
Dude, go back in time
and rethink that decision
to not wipe your ass
by Clean as a whistle of I don't stink, you'll never find me
Where's my time machine?
I need to go back in time.
For a noble cause.
I am going to
kidnap Matsuo Basho
and show him this site.
by All I want for X-mas.
I'm sick of Santa.
Let's tell all the kids he died
of Covid-19.
by One good thing can come of this year yet.
Did you ever sit
on Santa's lap and then he
got an erection.
by Yeah, me neither.
All cats are good cats
Cats who shred toilet paper
Cats who shred couches
by Starkitten of PNW
Hibachi Haiku
Careful how you treat your meat
Tom Bosley's penis
by Gordon Ramshee
Now the Dork Lard reigns
Now, the universe aligns
like bacon in pan.
by Hirschl's Halal Bacon of Kosher Pareve Oy Veh
There are seventeen.
The "name" field backs up to
the fucking haiku!
by the way, you get what you pay for, of course.
Make yourself useful
Just seventeen syllables
The least you could do
by Will 2Live of Lost
Queef Puffed Waffle Bites.
The latest mall kiosk craze.
Please don't use katsup.
Next to Santaland.
You'll shoot your other eye out.
How will you watch porn?
by One-eyed wonder worm
God, I hate Christmas.
The man who invented it
should be crucified.
by DW. of blast from the past. Oy vey! Showing my roots.
If you send a dink,
please send Tutankhamun's dink,
all covered in gold.
For a Christmas gift,
that would be quite uncommon.
"You'll shoot your eye out!"
by At present, Tutankhamun's mummy is in its original resting place in the Valley of the Kings in the KV62 chamber.
