Bad Haiku — Haiku #69080

If you send a dink,
please send Tutankhamun's dink,
all covered in gold.

For a Christmas gift,
that would be quite uncommon.
"You'll shoot your eye out!"

Haiku #69080

Posted: December 14, 2020 5:33 am ET

Poet & location: At present, Tutankhamun's mummy is in its original resting place in the Valley of the Kings in the KV62 chamber.

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