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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 62 Days and 78025 Haiku later...
Ash and Moxie. Wow.
They have been here forever.
(Since haiku went bad)
Haiku # 67512 May 16, 2020 6:38 pm ET
by Checked the Archives
driving down the road,
the OTHERS drive so badly
get outta my way!
Haiku # 67511 May 16, 2020 10:52 am ET
by AmongstTheRabble
Bitches. All of you.
Shrinking flowers of haiku.
False friends and losers.
Haiku # 67510 May 15, 2020 7:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I die ev'ry day.
But it's just a little death.
French fries with mayo.

I know it's nasty.
Fucking European scum.
Ruin ev'rything!
Haiku # 67509 May 15, 2020 6:20 pm ET
by Proud to Be 'Merikan! of Yeeeee HAW!
I have a penis.
I also write poetry.
Would you like to see?
Haiku # 67508 May 15, 2020 6:11 pm ET
by dw of basically sums it up
SIR ELTON! What's up?
I really love your album
Goodbye Yellow Brick
Haiku # 67507 May 15, 2020 4:46 pm ET
by Road
Poop is where you pooped
Except for modern plumbing
They fix that shit up.
Haiku # 67506 May 15, 2020 4:14 pm ET
by Elton Jaun
Life is where you LIVE.
That is where life can be found.
It is nowhere else.
Haiku # 67505 May 14, 2020 8:45 pm ET
by Life of God
corona 19
this is 2020
life is where
Haiku # 67504 May 14, 2020 8:03 pm ET
by Otteri Selvakumar of Chennai, India
I haiku'd your mom.
She screamed: "More haiku . . . more! MORE!
(I think she liked it.)
Haiku # 67503 May 12, 2020 10:12 am ET
by Mother of All Haiku
So many words are here
Not sure what they are doing
Making more problems
Haiku # 67502 May 12, 2020 6:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
You make a good point
Let's get back to what matters
Hating immigrants

Unless they are hot
Put up with adultery
Let you grab their #$÷=%
Haiku # 67501 May 11, 2020 5:37 pm ET
by Jesus is lard
if he'd built that wall
it would keep out corona
and enchiladas
Haiku # 67500 May 11, 2020 8:58 am ET
by ash
Just repeat that lie
Over and over until
It becomes the truth
Haiku # 67499 May 11, 2020 6:55 am ET
by Poops on Duck
The Chicom virus
Came from- Chicom bio lab
Then destroyed our world.
Haiku # 67498 May 10, 2020 6:46 pm ET
by Yue Fei of Hunan area
Poisoned by RX
The side effects are pure hell
Levofloxcian
Haiku # 67497 May 10, 2020 6:41 pm ET
by Buster downed of 5th level hell
Three times struck down bad
in the last two or three years
Dukah sattva- truth
Haiku # 67496 May 10, 2020 6:36 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifonia
Grumpy is wisdom.
Mean drunk is also wisdom.
Embrace satori!
Haiku # 67495 May 10, 2020 12:55 pm ET
by one dozen zen
You bunch of grumpies....
Being so mean to each other
Like drunk dudes fighting
Haiku # 67494 May 10, 2020 10:28 am ET
by Stupid but entertaining
My life insurance
is bad haiku. Bad Haiku!
Verse deductible.
Haiku # 67493 May 10, 2020 9:29 am ET
by I Haiku'd your Mother
Transparently compare accurate life insurance rates in just seconds
https://lifeinsurancehelpdesk.com/
Haiku # 67492 May 10, 2020 9:03 am ET
by Life Insurance Help Desk of california
https://smash-eliquid.com/
Haiku # 67491 May 10, 2020 8:45 am ET
by smash e liquid of usa
You do not make sense.
Hatred of our president
Has made you insane.
Haiku # 67490 May 10, 2020 8:09 am ET
by Trump Derangement Support
god bless the donald
americans choose freedom
he's got you covid
Haiku # 67489 May 10, 2020 5:17 am ET
by ash
i may not want to
know, because it is all a
bunch of posturing
Haiku # 67488 May 9, 2020 11:01 pm ET
by vhs
there is a lot we do
not know about one another
that can be fear
Haiku # 67487 May 9, 2020 10:52 pm ET
by vhs
best not to forget
we all have a day to die
do not know when though
Haiku # 67486 May 9, 2020 10:42 pm ET
by vhs
in fact im so pissed
someone wanted damnation
im guiding someone...

here to see if there
might need be some need to look at
what goes on here
Haiku # 67485 May 9, 2020 10:37 pm ET
by vhs
oh go cast the first
stone somewhere else, direct the
gaze into mirrors
Haiku # 67484 May 9, 2020 10:30 pm ET
by vhs of go fuck yourself haiku observer
Here I sit, waiting
One thing, soon maybe to come
localization
Haiku # 67483 May 9, 2020 10:18 pm ET
by Line of lines
Vile human garbage:
You waste your time on this site...
you are doomed and damned.
Haiku # 67482 May 9, 2020 4:41 pm ET
by Haiku Observer
I'm counting the Qs
In all words that start with Q...
but most have just one.
Haiku # 67481 May 9, 2020 11:18 am ET
by PopQorn Porn for Q-tards
We're the headquarters.
You're in the command center:
It's "Haiku HQ".
Haiku # 67479 May 8, 2020 9:31 pm ET
by Q Told Me To Count Syllables
if there is a deep
state info drop here is it
now big bad Hai-Q?
Haiku # 67478 May 8, 2020 5:17 pm ET
by vhs
Not only Covid --
Just blame Evil Orange-Man
for ev-er-ry-thing.
Haiku # 67477 May 8, 2020 2:36 pm ET
by Yuge, Just Tremendous of Make Haiku Great Again
US and UK
Highest rates of Covid, blame
Borris and Donald
Haiku # 67476 May 8, 2020 7:10 am ET
by Facts are tough sometimes....
when the world has gone
mad from lunacy in ports
of power, the time of

recompence is nigh
Haiku # 67475 May 7, 2020 7:49 pm ET
by vhs
you get this big ass
blurt from this guy, on damn prayer
day of all times.....and....
Haiku # 67474 May 7, 2020 7:46 pm ET
by vhs
rediculous, it
makes no difference because
we are all dust soon enough
Haiku # 67473 May 7, 2020 5:00 pm ET
by vhs
New word coined for you.
Your final murderous fit:
Smorgasbordgasm
Haiku # 67472 May 7, 2020 4:59 pm ET
by Darth Support Squad
It's confession time.
I'm really goddamn boring.
And so now you know.

The things I speak of,
that's just me being stupid...
for how much longer?

I think I might snap.
Kill some people who need it.
Unleash the demon.

The demon hungers.
Blood of sinners, theives, and whores.
It's a smorgasbord.
Haiku # 67471 May 7, 2020 1:20 pm ET
by Darth Whorrendous of Honorable suicide.
pyramid pimping ?
that arrangement has a name:
capitalism
Haiku # 67470 May 7, 2020 9:01 am ET
by ash
that's my secret, cap
i'm not always prolific
but i'm terrific
Haiku # 67469 May 7, 2020 8:55 am ET
by ash
Fragility . . . ugh.
It's long past time to man up
and write more haiku.
Haiku # 67468 May 6, 2020 6:13 pm ET
by Fragile Gets Broken, of Course
Sanctuary Lost
My Love isn't fragile but
My emotions are
Haiku # 67467 May 6, 2020 4:03 pm ET
by Ledge of Kentucky
covid quarantine
love just doesn't peter out
but dreams are fragile
Haiku # 67466 May 6, 2020 4:01 pm ET
by Ledge of Kentucky
i hear they eat dogs
but sleep with them? yes i
am quite aware...beast
Haiku # 67465 May 5, 2020 11:42 pm ET
by vhs of horny female werewolf
never say never
I might like you better if
we slept together
Haiku # 67464 May 5, 2020 11:23 pm ET
by Where's the queef?
dog poo shis kebab
smothered in vagrant vomit
with brown or white rice
Haiku # 67463 May 5, 2020 11:17 pm ET
by Queef.....it's what's for dinner
what happens if i get
a pimp to become a sub
i'm pimping a pimp?
Haiku # 67462 May 5, 2020 1:24 pm ET
by vhs
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