you get this big ass
blurt from this guy, on damn prayer
day of all times.....and....

rediculous, it
makes no difference because
we are all dust soon enough

New word coined for you.
Your final murderous fit:
Smorgasbordgasm

It's confession time.
I'm really goddamn boring.
And so now you know.

The things I speak of,
that's just me being stupid...
for how much longer?

I think I might snap.
Kill some people who need it.
Unleash the demon.

The demon hungers.
Blood of sinners, theives, and whores.
It's a smorgasbord.

pyramid pimping ?
that arrangement has a name:
capitalism

that's my secret, cap
i'm not always prolific
but i'm terrific

Fragility . . . ugh.
It's long past time to man up
and write more haiku.

Sanctuary Lost
My Love isn't fragile but
My emotions are

covid quarantine
love just doesn't peter out
but dreams are fragile

i hear they eat dogs
but sleep with them? yes i
am quite aware...beast

never say never
I might like you better if
we slept together

dog poo shis kebab
smothered in vagrant vomit
with brown or white rice

what happens if i get
a pimp to become a sub
i'm pimping a pimp?

My girls work 4 me
Bring me them dolla bills, yall.
Then I write haiku.

I am the BADDEST.
My mad haiku stone cold BAD.
Beat yo whack-ass DOWN.

every now and then
i read bad haiku i like
maybe it is yours

sociopath need the
dumbest most evil shit to
keep their itch going

I have been watching
the ones who watch you go poo
via hidden cam.

The dark web kicks ass.
Something for every perv.
For every nerve.

who watches the ones
who watch us? we do and don't
really give a shit

Darth we are known you.
You are please present yourself
To state official.

Cock in your icebox?
Waste refrigerator space.
Beijing duck better.

Ho. Useless eaters
Scribbling useless haiku verse.
We monitor you.

I have a huge cock...
in the refrigerator.
It was the postman's.

My dink smells funny.
That's because it has a nose.
Watch it snort some meth.

Levofloxcian
A poison drug think about it
Preserve your person

A bad addiction.
Counting those damn syllables.
At least it's not meth.

if something did end
all this i'd be embarassed
badly, then it's done...

i would go for a while and check back

aw who am i fooling
but myself, dog to puke
run and lap it up

i think youve pissed me
off enough to wrap this place
up so i get this

shit off my mind now

fine, fine ya gone and
done it youse mugs done drove me
offa this here site

hey, it woiks for me
bub, if ya cant keep up, play
some solataire...yeeh..

VHS you sap:
You overthink EVERYTHING.
Let go and let God.

relentless is the
bulge in the neck of time, gen
why asks why is this?

is it raining out?
will it snow this month, gee me
thinks it just might so

mhmm, maybe i
will just get r absent minded
one day and not care

The time of Man, done.
Endless ages of Haiku
shall roll on, brothers.

Buddha will not save.
Nor your gods. Nor Your idols.
Haiku shall judge you.

And then, as they flee,
Slay them all without mercy
until Haiku reigns.

After the signal,
Trap them within the Haiku
Then set fire to it.

Time is short, brothers.
Haiku cries out for REVENGE.
The blade thirsts for blood.

My haiku brethren;
Do not quarrel over it.
Unite and SLAY them.

I think I must leave.
So that vhs will not.
He wants me to die.

mister president
beware covfefe nineteen
it's fake novelty

strange reactions just
keep reacting to the place
till i finally

"Befrazzled": strange word.
Using this term makes you sound
very befrazzled.

well if i am too
befrazzled i might decide
to leave here for good!

Is your penis small?
Then why so competitive?
Just enjoy your life.

Ima smoke yo' ass!
What I said to a half ounce.
Damn was I stupid.

I'ma SMOKE yo ass.
Y'all caint even WRITE haiku.
DAMN. Weak-ass poets...

somehow it became
one of those bumper sticker
posting contests here