Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 63 Days and 78028 Haiku later...
TDS is not
curable, the people who
have it have to find

something else to
bitch about till they kill them
selves or go away
Haiku # 67345 April 17, 2020 1:19 pm ET
by vhs
lmao...hey
what a haiku, i am getting
good at b movies.
Haiku # 67344 April 17, 2020 1:18 pm ET
by vhs
i think we think we
can give a good show till some
person blows you off
Haiku # 67343 April 17, 2020 1:14 pm ET
by vhs
something about some
thing or another something
someone somewhere...how
Haiku # 67342 April 17, 2020 1:12 pm ET
by vhs
shrugs...MAGA
2020, death to "the Left"
yay, wave a flag.
Haiku # 67341 April 17, 2020 12:42 pm ET
by vhs
Talk bad about Trump,
But he's got a perty mouth.
Squeel little pig.
Haiku # 67340 April 17, 2020 7:21 am ET
by Darth Relapse of My name is Darth, and I'm a swine addict. It's been 3 days since I last boinked a pig. "Welcome Darth".
Gordon Ramsey's new
avocado haiku pie
God that's fucking good!
Haiku # 67339 April 17, 2020 7:16 am ET
by Darth Something or Other I Can't Decide Yet of It's not easy being a Dork Lard of the Pith.
Bring Trump into it?
He's the president. I'd say
You're more the moron.
Haiku # 67338 April 17, 2020 5:44 am ET
by Trump Derangement Syndrome of Find A Cure SOON
trump is a moron
mr t says how it is
"pity the poor fools"
Haiku # 67337 April 17, 2020 3:05 am ET
by ash
iamback is back
and as forward as ever
come blow me... a kiss
Haiku # 67336 April 17, 2020 3:03 am ET
by ash
I like Whorrendous.
After all, I am a whore,
doing math homework.

And whores aren't so bad.
Better than cheap gold-diggers,
lying about love.
Haiku # 67335 April 17, 2020 2:40 am ET
by Hey, at least my lies are obvious and therefore not much of a lie. Know what I mean?
Hey vhs, you might check out the book Rabbi Jesus by Bruce Chilton. I found it to be very insprirational. It made me feel like that was a Jesus I could respect. Give it a try if you ever get into a book store after this damn lock down. Hope you ALL stay virus free. Especially iamback.. I mean, I really like that guy!
Haiku # 67334 April 17, 2020 2:29 am ET
by Darth Tootsalot... I gotta come up with someting better. of Darth... Whorrendous / Debauchus / Apathos / Vulgaro / Pervaricator (play on prevaricator, which means liar)
You don't have much faith
if a haiku destroys it.
"Lack of," "Disturbing."
Haiku # 67333 April 17, 2020 2:15 am ET
by Darth Tootsalot, the Dork Lard (whale penis blubber) of I find your lack of syllables disturbing.
"Moral bankruptcy"?
You should think of it more like
"immoral richness".
Haiku # 67332 April 16, 2020 10:08 pm ET
by Darth Tootsalot of As rich as the stains in my underwear -- plant a garden in there, you could!
i was wondering
when you were going to post
your faith destroying

and evil haikus
for all to see your total
moral bankruptcy
Haiku # 67331 April 16, 2020 7:31 pm ET
by vhs
who's jack? the guy who
runs twitter? he got more than
lucky, he got rich.
Haiku # 67330 April 16, 2020 7:09 pm ET
by vhs of go twitter yourself
Wuhan virus jail
The whole damn Country- lock down.
But convicts get turned loose.
Haiku # 67329 April 16, 2020 6:15 pm ET
by Stir crazy of locked in
A soft rain of leaves
Rippling through the bamboo grove.
Think I'm going to puke.
Haiku # 67328 April 16, 2020 6:12 pm ET
by Nausea of Haiku
Nippress and Ash, many moons ago
got married in a gay Star Wars themed wedding as Darth Gaydar and Storm Pooper. How speshul a day it was with Jan-Ass the Hutt. I hope they have little baby Jawas and lots of dogs and cats
Haiku # 67327 April 16, 2020 5:48 pm ET
by iamback of guess
if you got lucky
but you didn't know you did
then well..jack, you're dead!
Haiku # 67326 April 16, 2020 5:04 pm ET
by scotch of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NAUeL0D4SI
the big thing is
we get lucky somtimes and
don't realize how lucky
Haiku # 67325 April 15, 2020 3:18 pm ET
by vhs
the big question is
when does it all end and when
does it all begin?
Haiku # 67324 April 14, 2020 3:44 pm ET
by vhs
Oh i'm just like yeah
I'm all like whatever dude
People be like: NO.
Haiku # 67323 April 13, 2020 8:47 pm ET
by Mikhail Bakhtin of Heteroglossic Disjunctures
God already knows
That the nation won't repent.
He hardened Pharaoh. . .
Haiku # 67322 April 13, 2020 8:23 pm ET
by So What's the Point of it All?
working remotely
with a bored, stir crazy kid
and my monkey mind
Haiku # 67321 April 13, 2020 6:55 pm ET
by scotch of nice day out though
hiding inside all
day on the Internet and
when we go out...what???
Haiku # 67320 April 13, 2020 4:58 pm ET
by vhs
dont you temped me with
no teepee for my bunghole
coornholio LIVES!
Haiku # 67319 April 13, 2020 4:26 pm ET
by vhs
You mean Punata...
Guayaquil or Sucre, no?
Cochabamba? Si?
Haiku # 67318 April 13, 2020 2:31 pm ET
by Just Don't Say TITICACA
well they got potty
mouth, for that no cure, only
soap can treat it well
Haiku # 67317 April 13, 2020 12:30 pm ET
by vhs of frak!
Think we got it bad?
Ecuador/Bolivia
have got it much worse.
Haiku # 67316 April 13, 2020 9:40 am ET
by So Pray and Read Psalm 91 of Atheist Trigger Device
hidden easter eggs
the first one was in a game
called adventure...woo
Haiku # 67315 April 12, 2020 5:07 pm ET
by vhs of https://youtu.be/J3AN3n1MtKM
well liars lie and
df is a liar so
we dont believe you
Haiku # 67314 April 12, 2020 11:37 am ET
by vhs
Easter every day.
Christmas and Thanksgiving too.
Also Passover.
Haiku # 67313 April 12, 2020 2:46 am ET
by Words of Saint Paul
Yes. God DOES hate you.
But He loves me through His son.
Is that not correct?
Haiku # 67312 April 12, 2020 2:43 am ET
by Doctrine of Election
God does not love you.
Even on Easter Sunday.
In fact he hates you.
Haiku # 67311 April 12, 2020 2:29 am ET
by Enjoy your Kosher ham. of chocolate bunnies and tie dye eggs.
Apples to apples
Guns to guns, it should have been
A bow, what the fuck
Haiku # 67310 April 11, 2020 11:48 pm ET
by Line of lines
is that not cute, bjork
just left something for us we
can all enjoy now
Haiku # 67309 April 11, 2020 9:45 pm ET
by vhs
W dzisiejszych czasach Obecnie handel sprzedaż transakcja zakupowa Jest czynnoÅ
Haiku # 67308 April 11, 2020 8:52 pm ET
by PaczkinaWegryquich of Iceland
Hello Netherlands.
If you want we can delete
your signature, yes.
Haiku # 67307 April 11, 2020 8:24 pm ET
by Netherworlds of Doom
once I ate myself.
like one of those squeejum squees.
it wasn't that bad.
Haiku # 67306 April 11, 2020 8:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of
Hi :). I am from Netherlands and i don't know how can i disable my signature? Regards :)
Haiku # 67305 April 11, 2020 7:37 pm ET
by belleKak of Netherlands Antilles
i was hoping I'd
post something depressed so some
person could indulge

my masochism
becase we''ve some Marquis
hang out on this site
Haiku # 67304 April 11, 2020 3:02 pm ET
by vhs
ah, bullshit...no planes
crashed to the ground, no cars
crashed, driverless with...

oh that's right, AIs
but other than that i mean
the Rapture seems to

involve watching a
lot of variety shows
on Dish TV box.
Haiku # 67303 April 11, 2020 3:00 pm ET
by vhs
The Rapture happened.
You are left behind with US.
We hope you have fun.
Haiku # 67302 April 11, 2020 2:05 pm ET
by Missed the Celestial Train of Dispensational Madness
suddenly quiet
i want to be gone, i want
the rapture to come
Haiku # 67301 April 11, 2020 12:36 pm ET
by vhs
new day, more stuff post
here usps might go
bye bye, damn end times
Haiku # 67300 April 11, 2020 10:04 am ET
by vhs
white russian, white russ
ian! kahlua kahlua
the dude endureth
Haiku # 67299 April 10, 2020 4:49 pm ET
by vhs
anyhow, you stick to
the vodka for your lemonade
i got my coffee
Haiku # 67298 April 10, 2020 4:41 pm ET
by vhs
you know demons can
be both internal and they
can be literal
Haiku # 67297 April 10, 2020 4:40 pm ET
by vhs
life gives you lemons,
you better make lemonade.
if demons, snort meth
Haiku # 67296 April 10, 2020 3:47 pm ET
by scotch of deep thoughts
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