Apples to apples
Guns to guns, it should have been
A bow, what the fuck

is that not cute, bjork
just left something for us we
can all enjoy now

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Hello Netherlands.
If you want we can delete
your signature, yes.

once I ate myself.
like one of those squeejum squees.
it wasn't that bad.

Hi :). I am from Netherlands and i don't know how can i disable my signature? Regards :)

i was hoping I'd
post something depressed so some
person could indulge

my masochism
becase we''ve some Marquis
hang out on this site

ah, bullshit...no planes
crashed to the ground, no cars
crashed, driverless with...

oh that's right, AIs
but other than that i mean
the Rapture seems to

involve watching a
lot of variety shows
on Dish TV box.

The Rapture happened.
You are left behind with US.
We hope you have fun.

suddenly quiet
i want to be gone, i want
the rapture to come

new day, more stuff post
here usps might go
bye bye, damn end times

white russian, white russ
ian! kahlua kahlua
the dude endureth

anyhow, you stick to
the vodka for your lemonade
i got my coffee

you know demons can
be both internal and they
can be literal

life gives you lemons,
you better make lemonade.
if demons, snort meth

another plot twist:
those demons that you're venting?
not demons, just you

and he who shags pigs
i do not think kosher laws
could cover the bill

san francisco eh?
its snow business like snow business
here in maineland

are there people who
never left bad haiku in
all these years, remained?

birthday in two days
will bake corona cake to
wash down the virus

I'm back now, after
witnessing vhs haikus
bad haikus indeed

looks like im going
to have to take authority
ver some demons here

eat yourself

I've eaten some dogs.
Canine meat tastes just like beef.
Like grandma's beef stew.

In all honesty,
I'd rather eat some humans.
Starting with poets.

Hoping things get bad.
Like violence without mercy.
I will feast on souls.

i saw snow outside
its april, i'm stuck inside
i look out again

dogs and cats being
eaten disturb me, i hate
but it is just so

Just now discovered
This well-done and insightful
Documentary:

https://youtu.be/Le_rfTdayLs

I was wrong. Sorry.
I just found out its real name:
CCP Virus.

China does not suck
Chicom sons of bitches sure do
If Chinese people

Had weapons right now
Maoist bastards would be toast
Count on it comrade

i dont like being
led down a path where a known
sociopath posts stuff

on here playing games
you only win if you dont play
that s the end of that

nothing so crude you
ignorant slut, herr pigg, i
argued politics

Good friend, vhs,
tell use about your revenge.
How did you do it?

Asking for a friend.
Plain good old fashioned murder.
I think that's the key.

Or burn them alive.
Torches and molten sugar.
Give the ants a treat.

Chineez, Japaneez,
Dirty knees, look at THESE (boing!)
(Then show your titties)

Here is my haiku.
My magnificent haiku:
"Ching Chong China SUCKS"

Globalists intend
To wreck our economy:
Corona excuse.

But seriously
Head of W.H.O.
Is Chinese puppet

Guys: don't shoot up drugs
Or drink too much of that scotch.
Just snort some Haiku

Just watched Lost in Space
About the man-hating queen.
Nasty feminist!

When I am in Maine
I enjoy some cold Moxie.
Gets my Moxie on.

I wonder if the
guy is going to call himself
Darth SkinwalkerFucker

oh and SKINWALKERS
in a haiku, will i do
battle with them soon?

i'm curious what
kind of scotch atheists drink
as to agnostics?

what sickens me is
at least for a while we can't
walk into empty

k marts

it's the wind up and
the catch, curve ball to center
field, dead guy talking

"vhs, moxie:
the twist is they're the same guy"
- m. night shyamalan

new england has a
lot of history to it
so that is valued

well i am he who
is moxie so, what's the deal
with airline food eh?

it is how the book
a clockwork orange ended
for real, HE was cured

all right but not by
going back to drencrom but
he just grew up, droogs

some of us when we
get older just want sweets and
move past the regrets

i got my hands in
so many fucking pies i
had meat for desert