Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 63 Days and 78028 Haiku later...
birthday in two days
will bake corona cake to
wash down the virus
Haiku # 67291 April 10, 2020 4:18 am ET
by oedipa of apocalypse in sf
I'm back now, after
witnessing vhs haikus
bad haikus indeed
Haiku # 67290 April 10, 2020 4:16 am ET
by oedipa of black hole realm of the lost things
looks like im going
to have to take authority
ver some demons here
Haiku # 67289 April 10, 2020 12:30 am ET
by vhs
eat yourself
Haiku # 67288 April 10, 2020 12:27 am ET
by vhs
I've eaten some dogs.
Canine meat tastes just like beef.
Like grandma's beef stew.

In all honesty,
I'd rather eat some humans.
Starting with poets.

Hoping things get bad.
Like violence without mercy.
I will feast on souls.
Haiku # 67287 April 9, 2020 4:34 pm ET
by Cannonball Cannibal of Looking for recipes and butchering tips.
i saw snow outside
its april, i'm stuck inside
i look out again
Haiku # 67286 April 9, 2020 4:07 pm ET
by vhs
dogs and cats being
eaten disturb me, i hate
but it is just so
Haiku # 67285 April 9, 2020 2:58 pm ET
by vhs
Just now discovered
This well-done and insightful
Documentary:

https://youtu.be/Le_rfTdayLs
Haiku # 67284 April 9, 2020 4:37 am ET
by Who Won Wuhan?
I was wrong. Sorry.
I just found out its real name:
CCP Virus.
Haiku # 67283 April 9, 2020 4:24 am ET
by Citizens of China Not To Blame
China does not suck
Chicom sons of bitches sure do
If Chinese people

Had weapons right now
Maoist bastards would be toast
Count on it comrade
Haiku # 67282 April 9, 2020 2:20 am ET
by Dead Mao see dung of Communist hell
i dont like being
led down a path where a known
sociopath posts stuff

on here playing games
you only win if you dont play
that s the end of that
Haiku # 67281 April 8, 2020 11:23 pm ET
by vhs
nothing so crude you
ignorant slut, herr pigg, i
argued politics
Haiku # 67280 April 8, 2020 11:18 pm ET
by vhs
Good friend, vhs,
tell use about your revenge.
How did you do it?

Asking for a friend.
Plain good old fashioned murder.
I think that's the key.

Or burn them alive.
Torches and molten sugar.
Give the ants a treat.
Haiku # 67279 April 8, 2020 10:52 pm ET
by blahblahblah
Chineez, Japaneez,
Dirty knees, look at THESE (boing!)
(Then show your titties)
Haiku # 67278 April 8, 2020 10:01 pm ET
by Immortal Poems of Fourth Grade
Here is my haiku.
My magnificent haiku:
"Ching Chong China SUCKS"
Haiku # 67277 April 8, 2020 9:57 pm ET
by Thank you thank you Detroit we love the Motor City thank you
Globalists intend
To wreck our economy:
Corona excuse.
Haiku # 67276 April 8, 2020 9:52 pm ET
by Henry Kissinger of Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation
But seriously
Head of W.H.O.
Is Chinese puppet
Haiku # 67275 April 8, 2020 9:48 pm ET
by Talons of Wen Chiang
Guys: don't shoot up drugs
Or drink too much of that scotch.
Just snort some Haiku
Haiku # 67274 April 8, 2020 9:45 pm ET
by Hai as Haiku of At least It's Meth
Just watched Lost in Space
About the man-hating queen.
Nasty feminist!
Haiku # 67273 April 8, 2020 9:41 pm ET
by Judy of Lost in Space VS. Maryann of G's Island
When I am in Maine
I enjoy some cold Moxie.
Gets my Moxie on.
Haiku # 67272 April 8, 2020 9:37 pm ET
by Gentian Root of Secret Downeast Formula
I wonder if the
guy is going to call himself
Darth SkinwalkerFucker
Haiku # 67271 April 8, 2020 9:10 pm ET
by vhs
oh and SKINWALKERS
in a haiku, will i do
battle with them soon?
Haiku # 67270 April 8, 2020 7:04 pm ET
by vhs
i'm curious what
kind of scotch atheists drink
as to agnostics?
Haiku # 67269 April 8, 2020 6:40 pm ET
by vhs
what sickens me is
at least for a while we can't
walk into empty

k marts
Haiku # 67268 April 8, 2020 4:27 pm ET
by vhs
it's the wind up and
the catch, curve ball to center
field, dead guy talking
Haiku # 67267 April 8, 2020 3:56 pm ET
by vhs
"vhs, moxie:
the twist is they're the same guy"
- m. night shyamalan
Haiku # 67266 April 8, 2020 3:36 pm ET
by scotch of imagining the pitch
new england has a
lot of history to it
so that is valued
Haiku # 67265 April 8, 2020 1:36 pm ET
by vhs
well i am he who
is moxie so, what's the deal
with airline food eh?
Haiku # 67264 April 8, 2020 1:27 pm ET
by vhs
it is how the book
a clockwork orange ended
for real, HE was cured

all right but not by
going back to drencrom but
he just grew up, droogs
Haiku # 67263 April 8, 2020 1:16 pm ET
by vhs
some of us when we
get older just want sweets and
move past the regrets
Haiku # 67262 April 8, 2020 1:12 pm ET
by vhs of play minature golf
i got my hands in
so many fucking pies i
had meat for desert
Haiku # 67261 April 8, 2020 1:12 pm ET
by vhs of apple for lunch
the good thing is it
has evolved into real life
on line friendships eh?
Haiku # 67260 April 8, 2020 1:10 pm ET
by vhs of drink moxie nerve food
I've switched to the
twitter thing so i can say
heckle liberals
Haiku # 67259 April 8, 2020 1:06 pm ET
by vhs
after bugging the
hell out of bdsm
chatrooms, I'm back here
Haiku # 67258 April 8, 2020 1:03 pm ET
by vhs
I'm waiting for the
putdowns, yes i'm game i did
smack a bitch one time...
Haiku # 67257 April 8, 2020 1:02 pm ET
by vhs
i have an angle
a bit of protestant and
a bit of buddhist

so that's my mantra
this life is, then this life is
not, wabi sabi
Haiku # 67256 April 8, 2020 1:00 pm ET
by vhs
some of us grow bored
with a certain kind of life
and become boring

that's ok with me
Haiku # 67255 April 8, 2020 12:58 pm ET
by vhs
I went through my i
hate myself phase years ago
now i seek revenge
Haiku # 67254 April 8, 2020 12:56 pm ET
by vhs
i heard about old
fear and loathing, mark dice said
some rumors of bad

nature behind the
man, criminal beyond bad
exploded ashes.
Haiku # 67253 April 8, 2020 12:55 pm ET
by vhs
My daughter said that
if my sense of humore was
darker that it would

pick cotton.
Haiku # 67252 April 8, 2020 10:34 am ET
by should I be worried?
The definition
of dork is a whale's cock.
Dork Lard is blubber!

Penile blubber.
Dolphins have prehensile cocks.
They're laughing at us.
Haiku # 67251 April 8, 2020 10:32 am ET
by At least it's not meth. of Not yet anyway.
I'm say to say that
I have never tried cocaine.
I want LSD.
Haiku # 67250 April 8, 2020 9:01 am ET
by LSD and coke together. of That is what I need right now.
Crusty underwear.
The world is falling apart.
Jesus, pass the meth!
Haiku # 67249 April 8, 2020 8:59 am ET
by I'll rather kill myself. of It's more fun that way. Hunter knew.
Return of Dork Lard:
Tremble before his methane!
(Poetic methane.)
Haiku # 67248 April 8, 2020 8:17 am ET
by Lard of God's Frying Pan
Let the vomit flow.
From virus or poetry.
Bloody chunks of hate.
Haiku # 67247 April 8, 2020 3:04 am ET
by Darth Tootsalot of I'm not just sure, I'm corona positive!
Did you cum in me?!
What if I become pregnant?!
All up in my ass?!
Haiku # 67246 April 7, 2020 9:36 pm ET
by Darth Tootsalot's ladyboy loverlover. of Pataya Thailand
So I have returned.
And you fuckers run and hide.
Am I that stinky?
Haiku # 67245 April 7, 2020 7:13 pm ET
by Darth Tootsalot of Panic Buying Bean-O at WalMart
I boofed some Pine-sol.
Air freshener flatulence.
vhs approves.
Haiku # 67244 April 7, 2020 7:11 pm ET
by My name is Stinky Politician of Nowhere, Alabama, and I approve this message.
I'm enjoying this.
What the human race deserves.
Let me cough on you.
Haiku # 67243 April 7, 2020 9:31 am ET
by Darth Tootsalot of Stinking up an elevator near you.
i always wonder
why not a three line limit?
god has her reasons
Haiku # 67242 April 6, 2020 11:32 am ET
by scotch of haikulogy
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