When the work men come
Undress before the windows
How they grab their tools!
by Ima de S of Stained the blueprints,Mr. Brady
Try to imaging.
I look like Lord Sidious
and Dead Pool's love child.
by Your Friendly Neighborhood Figpucker
Remote viewing, no!
I am outside your window.
With a huge boner.
by Tom
Sad to see you go
Picture me waving goodbye
Then I flush it down
by Goodbye Girl
Japanese pussy
Having the propensity
To taste like sushi
by Isle of Mann
Kamakura melt
Dog leg lift ceremony
Don t eat yellow snow
by Conehead
Kamakura melt
Dog leg lift ceremony
Don
by Conehead
I don't want to see
the face of Darth Figpucker
... rather imagine.
by Smiling Face of Filth
Them good old poop stains
Splotched chair seats and fudge stripe sheets
Make yourself at home
by Casual of Château due Fudge
Lord God Almighty
Are you remote viewing me?
You must be aroused!
by Yellow Toenails of Matching Teeth
Old saggy pink white nipples
shriveled up long sagging ball sac
small tiniest little tweezer prick that pays to get licked
ewe the fungus decay on the outer crust
by Yellow Toenails of From Hell
duck tails woo hoo oo!
by vhs
Ron Jeremy's dink
There's something to write about
It might not fit here
by Jon Rearendme
Hey Darth Figpucker
Where can we see your duck face?
Are you on Facebook?
by SK
There's a cool brand new
social media platform
called AssBook dot com.
by No, I'm just joking. But it would be cool.
Pressed against the glass
My rotund unwashed hind end
You won't unsee that
by Goodbye Girl of Bus
Bolt upright boner
Our organs mixed, orgasmic
Organization
by Organized
My grandad does that
He said it jump starts his junk
Then he can diddle
by Hannibal Lectric
You ever wake up at 3:00 am or thereabouts to take a leak and then write a quick haiku, only forgetting to take the piss and find yourself pissing your pajamas while sitting at the computer and then urine stream runs out to the cheap exposed wires under your $11259 VR computer and it forms a closed circuit b/w you and the computer and the shock gives you a boner and makes you lose bowel control?
Yeah, me too.
Kind of fun, isn't it?
by Positive Panda pooping purple pomegranate Poptarts posthumously penetrated pondering pletheras
Dating the doorknob?
Afrald of getting knocked up?
Ring Bell. Entry in rear.
by Donna Answerthed'oro of Could be Jehovah's Witnesses
Among the questions
Asked to those that I have fucked
Is it in this time?
by Lack of Confidence
A sad story
She knocked on his door for so long
He hid because he was afraid
When he did open up she was gone
No goodbye heard
No blame
The end
by MANMOTH
Good friend, severed head
Simulate cunnilingus
2 D batteries
by U look marvelous
Decapitation
Means that you can't suck my dick
So lets just be friends
by Running of The Bulls
That very same thing
Happened to my great grandpa
After the big war
His legs got blown off
Started itching like crazy
Grew two big ding dongs
by Missing none of the action
I saw a tree that had been cut down
A branch grew from the stump
Makes me smile
by MANMOTH
Mathematics Man
When I hear that song by Heart
I think of your cock
by Algae bra of (Hey, I got big algae)
Coffee can increase the blood flow by 30% and that's just the perfect thing for me to ingest. I will start jogging again, drink lots of coffee, take vitamin E. We can do this! Don't just think positive, think HIV positive!
by Positive Panda pooping purple pomegranate Poptarts posthumously penetrated.
How many Poptarts
could one buy with a 2 pence
numismatic coin?
by Positive Panda pooping purple pomegranate Paptarts posthumously.
Oh, and by the way,
it was nearly pure copper.
Rather valuable.
by Positive Panda pooping purple pomegranate Poptarts. of Holy shit, there really was a pomegranate poptart!.. cherry pomegranate, but still.
The largest coin in
circulation ever was
the UK 2 Pence.
That was way back in
1797.
And so now you know.
Diameter of
41 millimeters.
Weighed 56 grams.
by Positive Panda pooping purple Poptarts
I wanted to say
that I'm in love with your cunt.
The rest of you, no.
by Positive Panda pooping Poptarts.
Honkler loves Haiku !
Clown World is Poetry World !
HONK HONK funny HONK !
by Rainbow-Haired Red-Nosed Smiley-Faced Joy-Bringer
5 men trapped in cave
Fake News. They were in wife's cunt.
Vagina Cavern
by Anonymous Poet
I once fucked a frog
In Calaveras County
Then he jumped away
by Mark Twain
Chickens eat some corn
Then you eat some KFC
Then you shit out corn
by Cassowary Bird of Nantucket KFC
Eating a Pop Tart
Benny Mardones playing
Typical pervert
by pervert of Flying carpet
"Cigar fuck" reminds
me of Slick Willy and his
intern Monica.
by Positive pooping panda
You guys kick much ass.
So much wit and silliness.
Haiku breathed new life.
by Positive Panda
Old man cigar fuck
Moaning in the rooming house
Ball cheese bonanza
by Cumload Crescendo
That was an awesome
cassowary limerick.
I'm craving colonel.
My favorite side?
I like corn with my chicken.
The Colonel's kernels.
by Buh da boom.
swallowed it once
it was fun
then nut juiced all over
my brown wet juice...
by squirted on his eyes of while he sucked me dry
Your limerick sucks eggs.
Too much sperm/bird imagery
and no metered flow . . .
by Birdwatcher of Nantucket
Extra syllable
Contained in my last haiku
That was my penis
by N Dorphin
You saw me running by
Wearing a beige jogging suit
Actually, I'm nude
by N Dorphin
The question I fear
Having to ask someone is
Who bit my dick off?
by Game of Thrones
who cares, the whole point
of net one was to just fucking
post away, care free....
by vhs
And "hid" should read "his"
My beak is covered with jizz
From Darth Figpucker!
by Cassowary bird of Kentucky Friend Cassowary
My cassowary friend in Nantucket
Liked to shit in a KFC bucket
Had no need for a urinal
He preferred the Colonel
He told all hid haters to "SUCK IT!"
by Cassowary bird of Kentucky Friend Cassowary
There once was a man from Shit Town
Who often pulled his pants down
When they filled up with dung
And smelled like old mung
And his legs were all colored brown.
by Leprechaun Figpucker of Drinking Guiness
