Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #64483
You ever wake up at 3:00 am or thereabouts to take a leak and then write a quick haiku, only forgetting to take the piss and find yourself pissing your pajamas while sitting at the computer and then urine stream runs out to the cheap exposed wires under your $11259 VR computer and it forms a closed circuit b/w you and the computer and the shock gives you a boner and makes you lose bowel control?
Yeah, me too.
Kind of fun, isn't it?
Haiku #64483
Posted: April 29, 2019 12:45 am ET
Poet & location: Positive Panda pooping purple pomegranate Poptarts posthumously penetrated pondering pletheras