Kim Jong's cum is good
But Donald Trump would agree
Putin's is better

Ghee Whiz, processed food.
Blessed by a Hindu priestess.
By pissing in it.

Please cease and desist
With the thing about the damn
Cassowary bird.

Doc says you have worms
Take this pill and you

Jasmine rice, old cheese
The belly dancer jiggles
Her cunt in your face

Customer Service
We did not like the ark ride
Cassowary bird

Golden horizon
I piss out of car window
The future is now

Much funny laughters
Big dildo assembly line
Take selfie with it

Cassowary Bird
We are flightless bird mofos
You must obey us!

Don't waste your eyesight
Look over this way at me
Look at my big eye

the joestars are suck
they make me want to throw up
muda muda wry

Teenage Figpucker
Masturbation in Session
"Got math homework, mom"

I think it should be
Something much more slippery
Perhaps you try ghee?

Butter or jelly
Which should I smear on my dick
When I masturbate?

How would you like to
suck out the cordial cherries.
They'll give you cancer.

Darth Fudgepacker guy
Package packed with chocolate
Back end Bon Bon Vox

Dad always called you
"Good for nothing, little shit!"
Born out the back end

Garden of Eden
Did people poop out the bum?
Did people have bums?

Someone once asked me
For my views on birth control
Stick to anal sex

Our cunts are sealed up
No more of that for you pigs
Go hump animals!

Blowjobs are awesome.
Retarded prostitutes too.
When you combine them...

Police in transit
Please stay on the line with us
Hide in your closet

Looked out my window
Something very suspicious
Enjoyment of life

You know what's up now
They've got the DNA swab
They see your crab lice

"To Serve and Protect"
In case of emergency
Dial 575

When I pulled your dink
You danced like you were walking
Across red hot coals

Bend it like Beckham
So you can reach my G spot
The crowd is cheering

Sexual soccer
Scoreless in regulation
Came in stoppage time

Meow? ...
Meow? ...
Meow? ...

It's kind of awkward
You and me out on the town
I'm a flightless bird

Cassowary Bird
Blissful. Plays didgeridoo
Oh wait, that s his bong

Tie yellow ribbon
Around Tony Orlando s
Tremendous penis!!

autumn leaves of colors
fall only to grow again the old oak tree as the bees still gather round the in the tree is sweet nectar

Remember when we did
Hands Across America
And I pulled your dink?

Round about this time
When the sun begins to set
I get a boner

2 breakdancing birds
Oldskool on flattened cardboard
Kool Cassowaries

Corn chip feet
set the shoe on fire
hot breath and bologna ass

It s called e. Coli
My homemade backend milkshake
Brings it to your yard

It

You better wash it!
Using frozen turd dildos...
not very healthy!

What drugs do you like?
How often do you partake?
Let's be honest now.

Mueller said it best:
nothing there in the sandwich
but hatred and air.

Way back in the day
Really not that long ago
We wiped with corn cobs

been through shaming
also bad naming
mobs can lick the cob

Napolitano
Telling it just like it is
Sucks to be cheeto

Off to wash my cunt
Been putting it off too long
See you much later

Cassowary bird
Just ate a big ice cream cone
It was delicious

Kyoto skin flute
Cassowary aria
Maestro castrated

Dank wank made it stank
Drank from the tank. Robbed sperm bank.
Can't tell beans from frank

Fukushima Bride
Radioactive vagina
Built-in vibrator