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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 66 Days and 78029 Haiku later...
Living in the same house betraying me little snitch
gets its lips and eyes sewn up
Haiku # 63985 April 19, 2019 6:31 am ET
by Pissed Virgin of Your Maker
Watch her lift a car
And hold it over her head
Cunt muscles at work
Haiku # 63984 April 19, 2019 2:28 am ET
by Monster Cunt Show of Arena
Point me to the door
I had a few too many
You almost look good
Haiku # 63983 April 19, 2019 2:24 am ET
by Drunk of Barstool
TRIGGERED
ORANGE MAN BAD
ORANGE MAN BAD
Haiku # 63982 April 19, 2019 1:40 am ET
by NPC
the invaders of privacy became invaded thanks to the orange man
Haiku # 63981 April 19, 2019 1:35 am ET
by Ingrown toenail of Technology Backfire
That ingrown toenail
One guy chewed his own leg off
To get some relief
Haiku # 63980 April 19, 2019 1:04 am ET
by Starkitten of Chin hair pulling competition and log rolling
While on the reservation
I felt so much peace and saw a great people who managed to keep their sprits yet stripped of so much and yet they have more honor than any others for this humbled me
I saw wise elders walk with proud sales and the ethos of the mountains from many generations and said blessed is to be the sons of thunder unto the mighty heavens that be
Haiku # 63979 April 19, 2019 12:50 am ET
by Dark light hidden delight of California Star Light
So what's the deal with
LSD? Is it a drug
Or technology?
Haiku # 63978 April 19, 2019 12:40 am ET
by Jerry Seinfeld of 5 hits of acid
Crystals on a dark ocean
Lady in white slides her feet into the golden sands
the waves speak to the soul
Haiku # 63977 April 19, 2019 12:04 am ET
by Dark light hidden delight of California
Rose quartz and lilies
books under trees
Calming realizations
Haiku # 63976 April 18, 2019 11:58 pm ET
by Encyclopedia of Ohio
People are windows
Transparent fragile and yet
They can let light in
Haiku # 63975 April 18, 2019 11:27 pm ET
by MONARCH
To me light is moon
For sake of simplicity
Fluttering wildly
Haiku # 63974 April 18, 2019 11:23 pm ET
by MANMOTH of Moon
Funny we meet here
High as fuck leaned up against
This ugly cactus
Haiku # 63973 April 18, 2019 11:17 pm ET
by Jim morrison of Desert
The birds and the bees
Vinegars sting honey drip
With a side of flies
Haiku # 63972 April 18, 2019 11:15 pm ET
by Close your legs
Voice echoes off sand
Bounces among stones and air
Strikes eardrums loudly
Haiku # 63971 April 18, 2019 11:12 pm ET
by Man of Desert
Distance isn't easy
Yet the moth flew to her window
Frightened yet she still loved it
Haiku # 63970 April 18, 2019 10:57 pm ET
by Nurturing Heart of Pennsylvania
Been silent and numb
And ready to let it die
Somehow still ablaze
Haiku # 63969 April 18, 2019 10:47 pm ET
by Ghost of Haunted House
The pain of the ingrown toenail
I used his tweezers to clip relief
Haiku # 63968 April 18, 2019 10:11 pm ET
by SchweatyBalls of Streaks
Have you tried leeches?
For firm yet gentle sucking
Here's my business card
Haiku # 63967 April 18, 2019 9:47 pm ET
by Robin Leech of Lifestyles of the fruity
Mary Magdalene
They say she liked his stuffing
Nazareth home slice
Haiku # 63966 April 18, 2019 9:45 pm ET
by Televangelist of Rolling in the dough
Dizzy spell this morn.
The Monster wants to get out.
He gave me two weeks.
Haiku # 63965 April 18, 2019 9:43 pm ET
by TTGFP of Jesus help me!
Way back in the day
Juicy Joyce shaved a peace sign
In her pubic hair
Haiku # 63964 April 18, 2019 9:41 pm ET
by One hand on my something
The bread's his body.
Lord Jesus Christ is risen!
Praise be to Jesus.
Haiku # 63963 April 18, 2019 9:40 pm ET
by TTGFP Okay, that was bad, slightly blasphemous, but I'm sure JC has a sense of humor; we're made in his image, so the story goes.
The grass needs cut
the mower is broken
the weeds are growing into the good grass
Haiku # 63962 April 18, 2019 9:37 pm ET
by Farmer John of Arkansas
They cried out to their goddesses whining that he wished to replace them wa wa wah but she ignored their tears because of all the first they did throughout the years and chose someone who hasn't been passed around for bags of gold...she gave two fucks because those old toy monkeys got used and way too old
Haiku # 63961 April 18, 2019 9:21 pm ET
by Clay Molder of Birth Canal Origin
He switches women when bored with the last rubber coochie he explored
Haiku # 63960 April 18, 2019 9:16 pm ET
by Skeezers R Us of ISLANDS
Overheard on Ark
Make room for the dinosaurs!
Wow, they shit a lot!!
Haiku # 63959 April 18, 2019 6:12 pm ET
by Did they go extinct? of And/or did the stinx?
I switched the channel
Meanwhile, in the Philippines
A man measures his
Haiku # 63958 April 18, 2019 6:04 pm ET
by Vietnamese coffee of Never bitter, Just Better
Wishing you the best
On this holiday weekend
Merry Christmas, all!
Haiku # 63957 April 18, 2019 6:01 pm ET
by It of Birth, death, fact fiction, winter spring summer fall
The lamb and the lion
Park their asses on Broadway
All That Jazzereth!
Haiku # 63956 April 18, 2019 5:24 pm ET
by Gene sis of Ticket window
This new poetess
Seems about as genuine
As the cold, fake moon
Haiku # 63955 April 18, 2019 5:21 pm ET
by Big Ass of Mooning u pressed against the window
She is risen
she shall have justice
she is truth
she needed no statue
for she carried and truly created from her womb
Haiku # 63954 April 18, 2019 5:17 pm ET
by Mother To Many Gods n Goddesses of Galaxies
Man from Nazareth
Fosse...All that Jazzereth
The show must go on!
Haiku # 63953 April 18, 2019 5:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There once was a man from Nazareth.
And nothing rhymes with Nazareth.
He is the Son of God.
He is the Son of God.
Praise be to Jesus.
Haiku # 63952 April 18, 2019 5:01 pm ET
by TTGFP
he liked my legs and secretly she does too
the issue is i refuse to chose you too
Haiku # 63951 April 18, 2019 4:56 pm ET
by Mr. Deez of Jockstrap
Love is my desire
no bullshit for hire
sorry if my words set u on fire
whatever needed to make peace higher
Haiku # 63950 April 18, 2019 4:51 pm ET
by Threshold of Spirit
Beautiful Roses
fields of love
hearts of a rainbow
collected souls
together in unison
no pain upon any my vision for plenty
Haiku # 63949 April 18, 2019 4:48 pm ET
by Colors of the Moon of 9th realm
Close your legs, honey
A bit of a fly problem
Keeps coming undone
Haiku # 63948 April 18, 2019 4:48 pm ET
by Overheard outside the Rectory of Undisclosed
bugspray insecticide
even locusts die
Haiku # 63947 April 18, 2019 4:44 pm ET
by RAID of Tampa
fruit of the loom
monday thru sundays but rewore tusedays
bloomers don't blossom
drawers the boxers in the boxes
changed this month
Haiku # 63946 April 18, 2019 4:42 pm ET
by Stanley Tricks of Florida
a plague of locusts
Not something you see each day
Well, that is unless
Haiku # 63945 April 18, 2019 4:40 pm ET
by You know of Where to look
flowers withered
the stench rots
gingivitis
Haiku # 63944 April 18, 2019 4:40 pm ET
by Emmanuel of New York
only weak ones swarm
none can stand alone
then got blisters from acceptance
Haiku # 63943 April 18, 2019 4:36 pm ET
by Good Timing of Wisconsin
When I was a kid
There was this one family
They smelled like mothballs
Haiku # 63942 April 18, 2019 4:31 pm ET
by Former kid of 1977 or in the vicinity
Groupon has a deal
You can get your cunt steamed out
Like Gwynneth Paltrow
Haiku # 63941 April 18, 2019 3:51 pm ET
by Goopy Mess of Cunt
Triumphant return
Dinosaurs reclaim their hood
Yabba Dabba Doo!!
Haiku # 63940 April 18, 2019 3:28 pm ET
by Flintstones Kids of One million strong and growing
Dusty trails
Dark Caves
Independence lonely life
Or accept being enslaved
Haiku # 63939 April 18, 2019 3:16 pm ET
by Brendon of Alabama
Sweet tunes not yet played
Old neglected instrument
Blow some life in it
Haiku # 63938 April 18, 2019 2:00 pm ET
by Honey of In the Horn
Spring cherry blossoms
In the festival moonlight
Darth-san plays Koto
Haiku # 63937 April 18, 2019 1:39 pm ET
by Japanophilia of Coprophagia
The other white meat
Step out of your comfort zone
Try Longpig tonight
Haiku # 63936 April 18, 2019 1:15 pm ET
by Figpucker Helper of Make a a Great Meal
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