This new poetess
Seems about as genuine
As the cold, fake moon

She is risen
she shall have justice
she is truth
she needed no statue
for she carried and truly created from her womb

Man from Nazareth
Fosse...All that Jazzereth
The show must go on!

There once was a man from Nazareth.
And nothing rhymes with Nazareth.
He is the Son of God.
He is the Son of God.
Praise be to Jesus.

he liked my legs and secretly she does too
the issue is i refuse to chose you too

Love is my desire
no bullshit for hire
sorry if my words set u on fire
whatever needed to make peace higher

Beautiful Roses
fields of love
hearts of a rainbow
collected souls
together in unison
no pain upon any my vision for plenty

Close your legs, honey
A bit of a fly problem
Keeps coming undone

bugspray insecticide
even locusts die

fruit of the loom
monday thru sundays but rewore tusedays
bloomers don't blossom
drawers the boxers in the boxes
changed this month

a plague of locusts
Not something you see each day
Well, that is unless

flowers withered
the stench rots
gingivitis

only weak ones swarm
none can stand alone
then got blisters from acceptance

When I was a kid
There was this one family
They smelled like mothballs

Groupon has a deal
You can get your cunt steamed out
Like Gwynneth Paltrow

Triumphant return
Dinosaurs reclaim their hood
Yabba Dabba Doo!!

Dusty trails
Dark Caves
Independence lonely life
Or accept being enslaved

Sweet tunes not yet played
Old neglected instrument
Blow some life in it

Spring cherry blossoms
In the festival moonlight
Darth-san plays Koto

The other white meat
Step out of your comfort zone
Try Longpig tonight

No chewing required
So Grandpa set down his teeth
And ate out Grandma

When I was a kid
The teacher put a student
in the wastebasket

Sometime just for fun
Turn your eyelids inside out
Rob your local bank

You'll get used to it
Life in the trunk of my car
Now, where's my duct tape?

A golden shower
Even when accidental
Can be refreshing

Inebriated
Note to self: Tuck in pecker
Before Easter Mass

Your important job
Retrieving the urine cup
From the small window

Infatuated
Make sure to get the first pew
Get up in GOD's grill

Church attendance down.....
Seems people figured it out....
Thank God for that.

Take your meds, Darth
Forget about all that shit
Milk of Amnesia

Some of us have jobs.
Clients, deadlines, stuff like that.
Praise be to Jesus.

Remember the guy
Who married a pillowcase
She got a sister?

Hey all you scrawlers:
five-seven-five is the form;
so play by the rules.

I will wrap your head
inside your freshly-flayed skin
by way of Haiku

It sees me! The EYE
The illuminated eye!
Kabbalah=GNOSIS

The Ashkenazim
Are different from Sephardim
As are Mizrahim

Haiku Elite Force
Secret mission to get Darth
bring him to justice

Bubble tea IS gross !
And by the way it's "Hijab"...
OK, Mr. Jones?

I love George Conway
But not for his sexy bod.
His mind....beautiful

Mythological
Admiring my reflection
Another selfie

Remember the time
Grandfather walked down to town
And showed them his cock

French fried monkey meat
Other endeavors: Flung poo
Simian guido

Jamaican bobsleds
Burning one on the way down
Inhaling FunYuns

Pimples or herpes
infection or foundation?
Tight or stretched?

Forget about sex
Take pleasure in simple things
Let wind on the train

Next time, one thin coat
Extra Strength Ben Gay Dildo
"Smelly Arthritis"

Dildos gross me out
Caught the man I love sticking it in his ass

By the green monster who thought she was a fairy
she sprayed the axe in her vagina as he pooped the dildo

yo socks stink
I smelt them while we were doing it

You need a dildo
Put googly eyes on it
Axe body spray, too

simple..
still love him

but hate that i do
come fuck my pain away someone new

eat shit