Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 67 Days and 78029 Haiku later...
This website is weird
Kinda like the Breakfast Club
But we re all poets
Haiku # 63586 April 9, 2019 11:00 pm ET
by Starkitten of Dandruff Snowstorm
O, moist holy slit
Pardon Figpucker his sins
Cleanse him with tuna
Haiku # 63585 April 9, 2019 9:27 pm ET
by Demon of Steeple
Growing a moustache
Wish it would grow all over
In stripes, like a cat
Haiku # 63584 April 9, 2019 9:26 pm ET
by Wanda B.
Goddamnitall.
I want / need coffee.
Is it want or is it need?
Only the Holy Cunt of Zargoth know that!
Go ask it!
Haiku # 63583 April 9, 2019 9:24 pm ET
by
I looked in your eyes
I saw your disappointment
And then I punched you
Haiku # 63582 April 9, 2019 9:23 pm ET
by Pow of Kisser
Be more tolerant!
I can't help that my brain has
a menstrual cycle.

Think I should use pads?
Big question, wing or no wings?
Red Bull cunt rocket.

The Minstrel Menstrual Motor Cycle In The Gallery.
He once owned a Harley Davidson, and a Triumph Bonneville.
Counted his friend in, used up tampons.
Prays that he always will.
Haiku # 63581 April 9, 2019 9:20 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker of Feeling Tully today.
They won t stop talking
I told the psychiatrist
Who won t?
My farts, silly!
Haiku # 63580 April 9, 2019 9:18 pm ET
by Beanie of Toilet bowl
They won t stop talking
I told the psychiatrist
Who won
Haiku # 63579 April 9, 2019 9:18 pm ET
by Beanie of Toilet bowl
Atomic Fireballs
Dump the whole box in my mouth
Look at my red tongue
Haiku # 63578 April 9, 2019 9:10 pm ET
by SK of pNW
"look into my eyes"
That's just so fucking creepy
Worst one on here yet
Haiku # 63577 April 9, 2019 9:09 pm ET
by Look between my thighs
fine fuck ok im
here, i was tired of fart
jokes and brain bleeds, geeze
Haiku # 63576 April 9, 2019 8:25 pm ET
by vhs
Oversized pink comb
Carried in your back pocket
Let s see you use it
Haiku # 63575 April 9, 2019 6:19 pm ET
by Catch me of Outside
Men stru al blood
Rich, flavorful pizza sauce
Delivered monthly
Haiku # 63574 April 9, 2019 6:17 pm ET
by Red of Connecticut
If I were a whore
I would charge a thousand bucks
To just jack you off
Haiku # 63573 April 9, 2019 6:14 pm ET
by Product of My environment
Failed expectations
Fathers mistakes repeated
Teenagers suck ass!
Haiku # 63572 April 9, 2019 6:14 pm ET
by Ledge of Kentucky
Check under your bed
Don t be surprised when you find
This horny midget
Haiku # 63571 April 9, 2019 6:14 pm ET
by Horny midget of Under bed
Check under your bed
Don
Haiku # 63570 April 9, 2019 6:13 pm ET
by Horny midget of Under bed
Mad Mushroom Pizza
Tasted good on my burnt tongue
Your lips are better!
Haiku # 63569 April 9, 2019 6:12 pm ET
by Ledge of Kentucky
Semen on your hands?
You will grow hair on your palms
Look into my eyes
Haiku # 63568 April 9, 2019 6:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There's no argument
Expression through taking shits
Like writing poems
Haiku # 63567 April 9, 2019 6:08 pm ET
by Excuse me, I mean taking Tootsie Rolls.
Mathematics Spears!
Galvanizing rhetoric
Simple Love Cedric!
Haiku # 63566 April 9, 2019 6:04 pm ET
by Ledge of Kentucky
If I saw man hands
naked, I'd have to fuck her
blackmail leverage
Haiku # 63565 April 9, 2019 6:00 pm ET
by Ledge of Kentucky
Seen limping away
Caravan of so called "poets"
Look into my eyes
Haiku # 63564 April 9, 2019 5:27 pm ET
by Poetry Robot of Front and center
We can all agree
Expression through poetry
Like taking a shit
Haiku # 63563 April 9, 2019 2:32 pm ET
by Grunt of Oval of office
The cars got smaller
Just get the windows tinted
Jerk off something
Haiku # 63562 April 9, 2019 9:41 am ET
by Memory Lane
Meng Chiao and Li Po
will kick our sorry asses
for writing this stuff
Haiku # 63561 April 9, 2019 9:19 am ET
by Omens and Fantasms of Malevolence from Tiger Cloud-Forest
First time held her hand
Can't remember what movie
Felt like a rocket
Haiku # 63560 April 9, 2019 9:12 am ET
by Found her pic online 40 years later of She is STILL super HOT !
Conceived in back seats
Parked. Steaming up the windows
When we had sex drives
Haiku # 63559 April 9, 2019 7:24 am ET
by All coming back to me of Boone's Farm
Judah and Tamar:
for a goat and signet ring
he notarized it.
Haiku # 63558 April 9, 2019 7:22 am ET
by Genesis 38 of Highway To Heaven
If you want to fook
just fook- ask for permission
Get it notarized.

That way- no go jail
What hellish! modern! bull chit!
I miss the sixties
Haiku # 63557 April 9, 2019 5:14 am ET
by Rolang of Hell I wouldn't know
Reikan Buddha Eye
Indication- you can see
Things that others can't
Haiku # 63556 April 9, 2019 5:03 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Meng Chiao saw ghosts
put down his verse to explain
What most never see.
Haiku # 63555 April 9, 2019 4:51 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Meng Chiao saw ghosts
put down his verse to explain
What most never see.
Haiku # 63554 April 9, 2019 4:50 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Li Po practiced sword
And killed others in duels-
then wrote a poem
Haiku # 63553 April 9, 2019 4:48 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Another lost fang
All compound things destroyed
Its Ok by me
Haiku # 63552 April 9, 2019 4:38 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
My dick is so small
That it looks like a pussy
And I'm not joking
Haiku # 63551 April 9, 2019 3:02 am ET
by Dick of A child
Louisville slugger
How you wield your flugelhorn
Makes all the difference
Haiku # 63550 April 9, 2019 12:43 am ET
by Vas deferens
It's been a long time
The haiku is overgrown
But I cleared a path
Haiku # 63549 April 9, 2019 12:41 am ET
by Return of the poet of Bad Haiku
If I had a wife
As long as his dick's bigger
She could cheat on me
Haiku # 63548 April 9, 2019 12:40 am ET
by Measure of A man
Tingling sensation
Molesting the elderly
That tube was NOT lube
Haiku # 63547 April 8, 2019 11:22 pm ET
by Ben Gay of Wherever you find smelly arthritis
Enthusiasm
In the world of Poetry
Translates as: boner
Haiku # 63546 April 8, 2019 11:20 pm ET
by Rural Guido of Leaning against fencepost. Wait, that's my penis
What kind of webpage
Is this? I like the layout
For the webmaster
Haiku # 63545 April 8, 2019 10:24 pm ET
by dvd
don't forget starkitten
i think her and df are having a kid
gonna name it darth starpucker iirc
vhs got bored
i come here when my antennaes
and wings get that funny
tingling sensation
Haiku # 63544 April 8, 2019 10:16 pm ET
by MONARCH
Now Ben and Jacob
have to tolerate the Darth.
Should be interesting.
Haiku # 63543 April 8, 2019 9:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sweet is defined by
The sharp contrast between it
And the sourness
Haiku # 63542 April 8, 2019 9:32 pm ET
by alfamike
Add Bailey's liqueur.
Liven's up any coffee.
Disguises the cum.
Haiku # 63541 April 8, 2019 9:22 pm ET
by My secretaries will never know!
Sleep paralysis
Traumatize myself at night
Bilocational
Haiku # 63540 April 8, 2019 9:22 pm ET
by MANMOTH of here and there
I look to the rock
From which I was been - makes me
Feel like a pebble
Haiku # 63539 April 8, 2019 9:21 pm ET
by Jacob ben Jacob
Exiting cocoon
Blood pumps and fills fragile wings
Vulner-ability
Haiku # 63538 April 8, 2019 9:20 pm ET
by MONARCH
Quite unlike your wife,
as the gigolos will say,
you had that coming.
Haiku # 63537 April 8, 2019 9:19 pm ET
by Louis Prima, Bing Crosby, or David Lee Roth?
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