I need a jet pack.
But Amazon or Ebay?
What do you suggest?

Christ, you're a pussy.
A whiny little bitch-boy.
Go get a sex change.

On the other hand,
To expect more from poets,
That is just stupid.

To man the fuck up,
it is just not possible,
not for a poet.

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one man takes over
a haiku website and ads
and i post here too

I have your child.
But that's the way life goes, Ace.
I'll name him Barrack.

Yours,
Amy

This is for a girl I slept with who didn't tell me she was dating my best friend. No one speaks to her anymore.

Amy, a raging whore.
Lying on back with legs spread.
You are not missed.

Customers file in
Mop, stock, check, and sell crack pipes
Convenience store blues

My wife is too fat.
Some young stud take her from me.
I'll make it worth it.

So much work to do.
And see what I am doing.
I should be fired.

Vector curvature.
Unit tangent binormal.
huh huh; "binormal".

Yeah, yeah, that was cool.
Heh heh, and you said "unit".
Boi-oi-oi-oi-oinng!

measured charisma
engorged, targeted chasm
finessed curvature

a past commander
penetrating hot targets
has my surrender

Reciprocity
though quaint enough a concept
needn't apply here

Do the polite thing.
Please give Bill a reach-around.
Though he won't for you.

despite STDs
i'd fuck WJC
'til the cow comes home

please make my breath stink
as "hail to the chief" plays on
then analingus

Some men fuck chickens.
Thus they're called chicken fuckers.
Yet they don't approve.

I should not write this.
But, of course, you know I will.
See, now it is done.

What an honor!
Presidential scrotal sweat!
Please bang my wife next.

My balls are stinky.
I wiped them on her pillow.
Will her husband know?

A car is a wheeled, self-propelled motor vehicle used for transporting and a product of the automotive industry.

Awesome page you want someone, may also employ one, end up long term additional memory in life. I Love SUVs

I have to save cash.
So this means no prostitutes.
Mom, please send money.

oh it all started
with the arpanet and the
end of history

which is, history

Do not be ashamed.
The internet is for porn.
The muppets know this.

Google image search:
Hillary Clinton's fat ass.
I am so turned on.

Flatulent old toad.
Bloated with methane swamp gas.
He farts from both ends.

My zipper opens,
revealing more about me
than I would care to.

the browser opens
revealing more about me
than the internet

Flatulence reverb
whilst in the surfing line-up.
Those in ear-shot laugh.

The thump is deeper.
Fiberglass amplifies bass.
The sharks stay away.

Hello!

He sells pricey coffee.
Yuppies love when he says "cheers".
It's not wrong to hate.

and if or but these
days fear rules the waves and eats
the electorate

so it goes he said
but he saw dresden burn and
wondered why he lived...

Vonnegut is dead
His words are all that remains
"So it goes" they say

A butterfly shat
on the imported taco
of Donald Trump's wife.

She washed it right down
with cheap generic vodka
and belched quite loudly.

Her boyfriend stopped by
and they had sex all night long
while Donald just snored.

I recall stealing
Playboys from the Get-N-Go
when I was a lad.

Many a fond wank
was to be had in those days.
Now, goat porn dot com.

They want their ipads.
We wanted our MTV.
What was before that?

Lays potato chips.
Monster trucks and drag racing.
Weaponized herpes.

Going for a beer.
I'll write a dirty haiku,
just for the waitress.

I'll keep you posted.
Jut please do not tell my wife.
She would be angry.

She hates me enough.
Lets not give her more reason.
On the other hand...

Who gives a rats ass.
Damned if I do or do not.
That waitress is hot!

The dog licked himself.
And he was rather content.
Could you say the same?

Haiku Subtlety
is pointless on this website
so I'll spell it out.

So you can feel good,
If you need an audience,
the dog has you beat.

Go write some haiku
and flush them down the toilet.
That is your homework.

The greatest boxer
was not Ali, but Jim Jones.
One punch killed hundreds.

i wonder if the
spam ads count as part of the
art of this website

Jane Goodall is mean.
She taught Chimps to use dildos.
And then sign "I came".

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have a drink for me
i spent too much money on
a used car repair

I did my own thing.
Better than her doing it.
My thing is happy.

final syllable
in last abomination
should've read as "stench"

filthy signature
calligraphic turd emblem
witnesseth the smell

coprophilia
brown love dare not speak its name
reduced to signing