He is not doing it right!
Major disasters
William is avoiding God
He

Major disasters
William is avoiding God
He

Major disasters
William is avoiding God
He

Major disasters
William is avoiding God
He

forgive my malice
i neither skydive nor joust
fragility sealed

or gulfshore cities
that lie beneath sea level
and corrupt elders

unless, of course
a people choose to reside
on volcanic isles

said earthquake victims
indeed warrant sympathy
but all is random

A shout out to all
Of our Japanese friendlies.
Just horrifying.

when a jape wears thin
the jester must to amends
homicidal, I

no, seriously
i have rendered some bad verse
but i will smoke fools

Clever reparte
but no one here gives a shite
murder shabootsi

You know what I like?
I love how the wind whispers
Your beautiful hair

the unkindest cut
fuck you slash apostrophe
defacing my work

alphabet haiku
timed correct to the letter
but it\'s just bs

b b b b b
b b b b b b b
b b b b b

pulling and tugging
so many intriguing smells,
fighting every step.

Unfit, out of shape
Lazy footwork, shanked backhands
Heckled by children

the preceding three
are the worst haiku for you
you are most welcome

milk mixed metaphors
disseminate similes
hmmm. take my life... please

spraying grafitto
on subterranean walls
none shall soon behold

hooray for mine soul
it\'s like pissing in the wind
or shadow boxing

suppose the forlon
are the lone form in repose
on saturday night

prognosis is grim
need a novel opinion
doctor in the house?

poets, sages, fools
have a surefire remedy
for thrice broken hearts?

way up in the sky
above the frieze of honor
a bird hovers free,

fountain gurgles on
laughing children splash away
a dog waits at rest,

and in the distance
bells ringing marking of time,
not an endless day.

THESE HAIKU WRITERS
THERE JUST TRYING TO FIT IN
SOCIETY SUCKS

in a world of damned
autistic programmers they\'d
put their shit on line

oh apostrophe
your format\'s an enigma
or erroneous

there\'s no answer here
we all need some therapy
if that\'s an answer

Tell me the answers
I beseech you bad haiku
I need therapy

asleep betwixt naught
hurtling toward isolation
upon a pinhead

rollling unwilling
awash in adrenaline
kite flying at night

rollling unwilling
awash in adrenaline
kite flying at night

huffing gasoline
i ransack the town square, nude
a paper bag affair

the forlorn unite
in unison abandon
unworthy suitors

a lesson descent
from vertiginous apex
i turned an ass cheek

heart rent asunder
retaliatory plot
abandoned. mercy

Tasty cashew nuts
Look like tiny fetuses
Good source of fibre

A haiku for you
In praise of younger woman
They are delightful!

a drunk driver gets
nabbed for smashing into, a
sober living home.

I\'ve had a hard life
But through these scars get strong
Pain makes you tougher

sidewalk surroundings
gecko lizards skitter on,
not many squirrels.

Sun rises over there
Many buildings in ruins
Christchurch is messed up.

Ah! the big moon
Falling in slow motion. Stop!
Poop smacks water: Splash.

blatant temptation
fulfillment of payment
have you no mercy

looking through the reeds
multi tiered fountain flows on-
voices, flowers, bees.

Laughing my ass off
At the bad haiku below
Thanks for the humour

agony subsides
vena caval transplant, babe
intake now pristine

This Turmoil we call life
costantly changing ourselves
Just to stay with it