the preceding three
are the worst haiku for you
you are most welcome

milk mixed metaphors
disseminate similes
hmmm. take my life... please

spraying grafitto
on subterranean walls
none shall soon behold

hooray for mine soul
it\'s like pissing in the wind
or shadow boxing

suppose the forlon
are the lone form in repose
on saturday night

prognosis is grim
need a novel opinion
doctor in the house?

poets, sages, fools
have a surefire remedy
for thrice broken hearts?

way up in the sky
above the frieze of honor
a bird hovers free,

fountain gurgles on
laughing children splash away
a dog waits at rest,

and in the distance
bells ringing marking of time,
not an endless day.

THESE HAIKU WRITERS
THERE JUST TRYING TO FIT IN
SOCIETY SUCKS

in a world of damned
autistic programmers they\'d
put their shit on line

oh apostrophe
your format\'s an enigma
or erroneous

there\'s no answer here
we all need some therapy
if that\'s an answer

Tell me the answers
I beseech you bad haiku
I need therapy

asleep betwixt naught
hurtling toward isolation
upon a pinhead

rollling unwilling
awash in adrenaline
kite flying at night

rollling unwilling
awash in adrenaline
kite flying at night

huffing gasoline
i ransack the town square, nude
a paper bag affair

the forlorn unite
in unison abandon
unworthy suitors

a lesson descent
from vertiginous apex
i turned an ass cheek

heart rent asunder
retaliatory plot
abandoned. mercy

Tasty cashew nuts
Look like tiny fetuses
Good source of fibre

A haiku for you
In praise of younger woman
They are delightful!

a drunk driver gets
nabbed for smashing into, a
sober living home.

I\'ve had a hard life
But through these scars get strong
Pain makes you tougher

sidewalk surroundings
gecko lizards skitter on,
not many squirrels.

Sun rises over there
Many buildings in ruins
Christchurch is messed up.

Ah! the big moon
Falling in slow motion. Stop!
Poop smacks water: Splash.

blatant temptation
fulfillment of payment
have you no mercy

looking through the reeds
multi tiered fountain flows on-
voices, flowers, bees.

Laughing my ass off
At the bad haiku below
Thanks for the humour

agony subsides
vena caval transplant, babe
intake now pristine

This Turmoil we call life
costantly changing ourselves
Just to stay with it

in the preceding
back slash materialized
from cyber ether

mine horrid torture
but miniature portraiture
ache\'s microcosm

sleeping and dreaming
nature break awakens me,
baron deja-vu.

When cherish leaves home
Love lingers like stale perfume
Honor slinks away

beloved, bereft
cardiac catastrophe
bypass candidate

passage of forebears
elicits hollow amends
when redundant, friend

Very bad weather
Hope you and yours are OK
And it inproves soon

it's too fucking hot
at least it's not a cyclone
but the weather sucks

prose insufficient
seasonal lyric eludes
catastrophic end

florid whores galore
candid shit within a clit
smell genital'a

sordid indolence
flaccid penis upon fence
shake it which way?

Little connecteions
Come and go, what have you left?
just an empty hand

empty rusty can
worn shoes trudge the cold pavement
one block to the next

a a a a a
a a a a a a a
a a a a a

toilets flash by.
my stomach grumbles.
a shit is in the making.

smoke is in the air
global warming is rising
ice caps are melting

The wind is a ho
It blows everyone at night
I wish I were wind

i am starving,
drinking dr.pepper instead:
unsatisfied.