Le Bomb was set up
And the era still goes on
Such a long ash time

Grasping my dark spud;
The earth full of life and light--
Have you seen my hands?!

Grasping the dark earth

My hands full of light and life

Have you seen my spuds?!

We control your base
Your Easter belong to us.
Now we make the spring.

set us up le bomb
the messiah are belong
shining bright above

Hen was a rooster.
Rooster went looking for chicks.
Cock has a grandma.

It has arisen!
on the most holiest day
grandma has a cock

Christ is indeed KING.
And Israel is not special.
Let the tables turn.

Christ is King these say
We can't say but who are they
Happy Easter, fam

Thanks, +

Easter is coming...
But every day is "Easter".
(Kiss my Christian ass).

lucky break, sinners
all god's eggs in one basket
shelling out for us

Why did I write this?
Why did Grandma poop right there?
Why did you read this?

Waiting for strangers
I should be doing homework
They are really late

Combine the two words:
Domination/Submission.
They spell DOMITIAN.

history on repeat
the modern caligula
reveres clothes horses

Dawn. Sunconsciously
I face the rising new day
Solar haiku. Light.

Nintendo dreamer
I see tetris pieces come
Down sunconciously

Nihilists unite!
Nothing is really something
That's worth defending.

whiff of déjà vu
olfactory aide-mémoire
asparagus pee

pathetic AI
cannot count to seventeen
wetware pulls the plug

Dirigo, ergo--
To the beano I must go...
Ayuh: WICKED good.

Ah we drink to the
Bittersweet root of my state
Dirigo again

aww fuck jesus christ
who left this shit out like fuck
my fucking foot fuck

tasty corn tasty
tasty corn tasty corn mmm
tasty tasty corn

Grizzly bear hunched low
Punxsutawney Phil beats off
Around the corner..Spring

Moxie is a drink
Containing gentian root.
Old Maine recipe.

Kenneth anger and
Supercaliwhatthefug
Kenneth Copeland, hell!

Kenneth Copeland has
Even come to this platform
Revelations blast!

olusturan bir
piyangolar, magaza...
What the Hell you mean?

I have been surfing.
Pretty worth enough for me.
Here is my website:

I, Kenneth Copeland,
Shall USURP the Most High God.
(Send an offering...)

real intelligence
constructed stupidity
both do bad haiku

they shall not grow old
as we who are left grow old
immortal haiku

Darth, Ash, Janis, Mox:
I salute you in haiku.
(For long-suffering.)

I wish I were here.
And I wish I had a beer
Just to have me near...

I loves me some 'Ku.
Yes sir ma'am, I shorley do.
It gets me so hai!

Drop that haiku NOW!
Turn around, hands raised. Don't move.
I'm warning you mom...

Intangible thong:
Unsinkable thang. Hit gong!
(Unthinkably wrong)

Why can I not sleep,
Texting haiku in bathtub...?
Pull the plug on this.

Going down i'm new;
I've discovered useful loads.
To give a Good job.

That syllababble:
it was always missinging.
(But they founded it.)

Missing syllable
Find it in the litter pan
with your “poetry “

For the love of G-d
This is a library, sir
Shush the fuck up

I enjoy shouting...
From time to time it's just fun.
Get my ya-yas out...

CAPITAL LETTERS
not the font of all knowledge
just a bit shouty

It's HERMENEUTICS!
It's INTERPRETIVE CONTEXTS.
Circles of meaning...

navalny gets dead
you might fall from a window
or just fall from grace

cupid draws his bow
americans draw their guns
more hearts get broken

Be my valentine.
Be my haiku valentine.
Here's my haiku heart.