Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 72 Days and 78042 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 72 Days and 78042 Haiku later...
neural network now
we want that perfect mind fuck
and of course, your cash
we want that perfect mind fuck
and of course, your cash
by of get your gurk-in
Vivek was so based.
Speaks more clearly than the rest.
He's Ramaswamy!
Speaks more clearly than the rest.
He's Ramaswamy!
by of Sick Stuff
Flatulence Airlines
Rudy Giuliani lands
Methane fueled travel
Rudy Giuliani lands
Methane fueled travel
by of Pants
Elon, Elon Musk;
Thou art the king of all twits.
Great Elon: save us.
Thou art the king of all twits.
Great Elon: save us.
by of Sent a Tweet to Mars Amen
He can't change the name
It was born as a Twitter
God made it that way
It was born as a Twitter
God made it that way
by
I AM bad haiku.
No one dares to challenge me.
Go suck eggs, you fool.
No one dares to challenge me.
Go suck eggs, you fool.
by of Big Farma Inc.
I'm waiting on "hold".
The recorded music plays...
And I'm still in HELL.
The recorded music plays...
And I'm still in HELL.
by of EXISTENTIALISM
I see London...France...
But don't see no underpants.
I feel so cheated.
But don't see no underpants.
I feel so cheated.
by of Ropa Interior
Look up here, you guys
You’ll see London. You’ll see France
Won’t see underpants
You’ll see London. You’ll see France
Won’t see underpants
by of Treetop
social media
alone in the wilderness
it’s arbor day ya’ll
alone in the wilderness
it’s arbor day ya’ll
by of Richmond, Virginia
Girl, you are so woke
You sleep thru you own nap-time
And never knew it.
You sleep thru you own nap-time
And never knew it.
by of Global Corporation
Satan: a failed meme
and ghost of a dead insect.
It's such a loser.
and ghost of a dead insect.
It's such a loser.
by of the Angels
Replace my bumper.
Haiku should do that for me.
Or else, what's the point?
Haiku should do that for me.
Or else, what's the point?
by of Vehicle Repairs
too tired to haiku
is poetry exhausted
or is it just me
is poetry exhausted
or is it just me
by of somnolent submissions
Hey Haiku people:
Time to flood the internet
With our brilliant verse.
Time to flood the internet
With our brilliant verse.
by of Letz GO!
We already know
Kierkegaard and faith are one
Brevity is hard
Kierkegaard and faith are one
Brevity is hard
by of Doopsie
Speak of Kierkegaard
And you speak of Christian faith.
These things are sacred,
And you speak of Christian faith.
These things are sacred,
by of Xistence
chest feeder anxious
no boobies for me, is life
void of calci-yum?
no boobies for me, is life
void of calci-yum?
by of dictionary dumb
i'd smell before taste
but don't have a nose or tongue
philosophy hard
but don't have a nose or tongue
philosophy hard
by of Denmark the date you read this stupid f**kin Haiku
Cyan is a Darth
Dressed up in women's clothing
Talking about cheese.
Dressed up in women's clothing
Talking about cheese.
by of Cyan
Platinization
not all the glitters is gold
what is a cyan?
not all the glitters is gold
what is a cyan?
by of 40k something
Such Turd-world tactics:
Accuse the opposition
Then jail them. Job done!
Accuse the opposition
Then jail them. Job done!
by of Amerika
donald is the man
he would have won the soccer
even if he lost
he would have won the soccer
even if he lost
by of stolen penalty shootout
Donald Trump did WRONG.
I'm not quite sure what he did...
But he did SOMETHING.
I'm not quite sure what he did...
But he did SOMETHING.
by of Show Trialz
Poor Monsieur Deleuze
Launched himself from a window...
Was that a plateau?
Launched himself from a window...
Was that a plateau?
by of Pavement to Face
Hummus or guano?
Wheat thins, Cheez-its, stale Triscuits
Fromunda Cheese
Wheat thins, Cheez-its, stale Triscuits
Fromunda Cheese
by of Down Under
Dont read the plateaus
You will just convince yourself
That you are learning
You will just convince yourself
That you are learning
by of This planet
Hear this true story:
I finished popping the stye
That was in my eye
I finished popping the stye
That was in my eye
by of Bad haikuland
I was copying
The speech bubble in banner
Of bad haiku website
The speech bubble in banner
Of bad haiku website
by of Digital land
The butler is weird
Children run around the halls
They are all his slaves
Children run around the halls
They are all his slaves
by
Bots can't figure out
How to write 5-7-5.
Bots cannot Haiku!
How to write 5-7-5.
Bots cannot Haiku!
by
I cant swim
In water i can float
Ocean hack
In water i can float
Ocean hack
by of Billabongio
Your way of
Speaking is still the same
Er, unless...
Speaking is still the same
Er, unless...
by of Suntan lotion
Guampa joe
Little hoe is on the
Prairie now
Little hoe is on the
Prairie now
by of Bad bad bad
Do you see?
Its not just me, it's you
And him too
Its not just me, it's you
And him too
by of Lugar
Let me know,
What do you think is next?
Lets try it!
What do you think is next?
Lets try it!
by of Ea ea ea se menea
Like to eat
All of the stinking feet
Just kidding
All of the stinking feet
Just kidding
by of Beetles
Their fake new name stinks.
There's no such thing as "LatinX"...
(Or women with dinks)
There's no such thing as "LatinX"...
(Or women with dinks)
by of Missing Linx
My son is nine years
Single dad who does it all
Winning the life game
Single dad who does it all
Winning the life game
by of HUMBOLDT
Invited to leave
Heartbroke but spirit remained
Wandering aimless
Heartbroke but spirit remained
Wandering aimless
by of Tomsk, Russia
Found enlightenment
On my spiritual sojourn
Her soul still touches
On my spiritual sojourn
Her soul still touches
by of California
You fart without care
Knowing that I am downwind
You got me this time
Knowing that I am downwind
You got me this time
by
Oh the Hmong, the Hmong,
Misunderstood little tribe.
They sacrifice pigs!
Misunderstood little tribe.
They sacrifice pigs!
by of I Fell Down
Painting of my life.
On the blank fibrous canvas
colored bird droppings
On the blank fibrous canvas
colored bird droppings
by
Abraxas' fourth track:
'Incident at Neshabur';
Notes of war then peace.
'Incident at Neshabur';
Notes of war then peace.
by
Demian was dull
But Santana's Abraxas...
That is eternal.
But Santana's Abraxas...
That is eternal.
by of Gnosis