Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 70 Days and 78039 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 70 Days and 78039 Haiku later...
Extra syllable
You could have it removed or
Learn to live with it
You could have it removed or
Learn to live with it
by of Details
Geppetto’s splinter
Pinocchio’s morning wood
A coincidence?
Pinocchio’s morning wood
A coincidence?
by of The poet
I bet it is him
Haiku ventriloquism
Syllable jizzum
Haiku ventriloquism
Syllable jizzum
by of Food Truck
What is going on?
Watched a documentary
Paying for CAPTCHAs
Watched a documentary
Paying for CAPTCHAs
by of SLTX (by the way the documentary was interesting; companies pay people to do captchas for spam)
War of attrition
A spam bot superhero
It's all an arms race.
A spam bot superhero
It's all an arms race.
by of reCapcha is a broken defeated technology
Cyan, you're boring
And you don't make any sense
You must be a bot
And you don't make any sense
You must be a bot
by of Algo Ritmico
I want to talk, too
Today may end up the day...
Anyway, goodnight
Today may end up the day...
Anyway, goodnight
by of Werk werk werk werk werk werk in SLTX
Good night, Bad Haiku
I’ll speak to you tomorrow
In the meantime: rest
I’ll speak to you tomorrow
In the meantime: rest
by of SLTX
Good morning to you
I am eating cereal
Ready to go home
I am eating cereal
Ready to go home
by of SLTX
You say you a girl,
but you have one of THOSE things?
You are a strange girl.
but you have one of THOSE things?
You are a strange girl.
by of Members Only
Why are you so mean?
I'm literally just a girl
And I need some sleep
I'm literally just a girl
And I need some sleep
by of SLTX
Near to forsook God.
This foul world is so wicked.
Only the Lord knows.
This foul world is so wicked.
Only the Lord knows.
by of Great Smoky Mountains
Admit it, CYAN:
You are the same Figpucker
As you always were.
You are the same Figpucker
As you always were.
by of Haiku and Worse
She wrote an essay:
How To Murder Your Husband
Guess who got murdered?
How To Murder Your Husband
Guess who got murdered?
by of She wrote
Stop calling me Bot
My name is Cyan Yvette
Almost my birthday
My name is Cyan Yvette
Almost my birthday
by of I WAS IN HOUSTON TODAY
stuck in a wheelchair
Abbott looks at Beto and
cries "push me daddy!!"
Abbott looks at Beto and
cries "push me daddy!!"
by of Alamo
here's a solution:
give every gun it's own gun
let them have at it
give every gun it's own gun
let them have at it
by of Too soon
girlfriend angry now
who cares if my attitude
is like dried cat turd
who cares if my attitude
is like dried cat turd
by of Dog House
amethyst pie rings
like a pie made of crystal
on your fat fingies
like a pie made of crystal
on your fat fingies
by of Rock Tarts and Other Baked Shit
Encase each school kid
In bulletproof plexiglass.
Problem solved for you.
In bulletproof plexiglass.
Problem solved for you.
by of Uvalde TX
Way to go Texas
You should arm the school children
Yes, that will fix it.
You should arm the school children
Yes, that will fix it.
by
Oh cry, cry for me.
Once I was stunning and brave--
Now I'm just dead. (End.)
Once I was stunning and brave--
Now I'm just dead. (End.)
by of Advance Guard
Grandma has a schlong
Since grandma is my grandpa
And they is my son.
Since grandma is my grandpa
And they is my son.
by of GLBTX19B-12
"Cyan" is a bot,
But Darth is really a fig...
or just a pucker.
But Darth is really a fig...
or just a pucker.
by of National Haiku League
Brazil you bad boy,
You get no IMF loans.
No dessert for you.
You get no IMF loans.
No dessert for you.
by of DAVOS
Ha ha, God exists.
I'm sorry for all of you
and for Janis, too.
I'm sorry for all of you
and for Janis, too.
by of Cue Up Figpucker's Finely-crafted Response
Lockdown for Bill Gates!
Lock him up in his sweater,
that fake-ass doctor...
Lock him up in his sweater,
that fake-ass doctor...
by of Life
Missing my boyfriend
Well, we actually broke up
I was dumped by him
Well, we actually broke up
I was dumped by him
by of I was dumped in HTX
Who got Monkey-pox?
Me no want the Monkey-pox.
WHO made Monkey-pox !
Me no want the Monkey-pox.
WHO made Monkey-pox !
by of World Haiku Organization
Submit your haikus
Stories of your ancestors
This is so Stup-id
Stories of your ancestors
This is so Stup-id
by of SLTX of course
Henry Kissinger:
"Please, please-- I'm still relevant.
Chomsky is a dud."
"Please, please-- I'm still relevant.
Chomsky is a dud."
by of "Believe Me"
Ukraine has got this.
The evil Putin has lost.
On to the next lie.
The evil Putin has lost.
On to the next lie.
by of Food Industries
Her lips opened up
But not the lips that can speak
Hot lesbian porn
But not the lips that can speak
Hot lesbian porn
by of SLTX
Cassowary bird
Cassowary Crossing Zone
Bird is the word, man!
Cassowary Crossing Zone
Bird is the word, man!
by of Chin hair, New Jersey
If you’re flinging shit
You might have the monkey pox
You might be an ass
You might have the monkey pox
You might be an ass
by of Mobile
Calculator god
Rebel Wilson looks worse now
I love BeChloe
Rebel Wilson looks worse now
I love BeChloe
by of SLTX
The internet is mine!
I am clearly the greatest.
Bow in obeisance.
I am clearly the greatest.
Bow in obeisance.
by of Haiku Hologram
Begone, Evgeny.
Get thee to Fiji forthwith,
Foul and faithless bot.
Get thee to Fiji forthwith,
Foul and faithless bot.
by of Never Trust a Bot
Damn. All y'all aint SHEET.
Y'all got sheets with holes for eyes.
Haiku extremists
Y'all got sheets with holes for eyes.
Haiku extremists
by of Haiku Homeland Security
You dare cut and paste?
Prithee sirrah. Now, taste death:
My sharpened haiku!
Prithee sirrah. Now, taste death:
My sharpened haiku!
by of Gallant Kitchen
Dearest Uncle Clem:
I've not heered nuthin' from you
Since our mama died.
I've not heered nuthin' from you
Since our mama died.
by of Smoky Mountains 1938
Preeze, A-meri-kan:
Differentiate. Ah-so...
Haikai no renga.
Differentiate. Ah-so...
Haikai no renga.
by of NIPPON
Haiku's BACK, bitches.
Haiku be getting REAL now.
Haiku call the shots.
Haiku be getting REAL now.
Haiku call the shots.
by of Yokohama Lockdown
Monkey-pox virus:
It's now trending on Twitter.
Get with the new trend!
It's now trending on Twitter.
Get with the new trend!
by of WHO
I am the greatest
non-transgender non-woman.
I'm stunning and brave.
non-transgender non-woman.
I'm stunning and brave.
by of Mental Nation
I am the first one:
A non-transgender woman
with a huge willie.
A non-transgender woman
with a huge willie.
by of COURSE
You abuse my sun.
My great gold African sun.
Ehh. You are foolish.
My great gold African sun.
Ehh. You are foolish.
by of Uppsala Sweden
My eyes cannot see
Woke up in total darkness
Crusty eye shut closed
Woke up in total darkness
Crusty eye shut closed
by of SLTX in bed
Smell of champions
Wafting over jasmine blooms
Jock strap serenade
Wafting over jasmine blooms
Jock strap serenade
by of Football football
Do I smell onions?
Is it the halitosis
of Darth Figpucker?
Is it the halitosis
of Darth Figpucker?
by of A voice in your head