Enlighten yourself
Put in some effort for once
You are so boring

Got better lies, you?
Have you transcended their lies?
So enlighten me.

Lies are all you have
So desperate, you believe
So they give you more

Biden's son got rich
On Ukraine energy board.
Crack cocaine. Hookers.

Corporate data:
Technocratic death-in-life.
Just say "NO" to beast.

Corporate pastel:
Those flat clip-art office scenes...
Data-driven death.

Look, up in the sky!
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's...
Someone noticing.

The tide brings garbage.
From the moon the tides arise.
So we blame the moon.

Frogs singing loudly.
Vibrations open gateways.
A good place to be.

There is no TP.
But do not worry, Beavis;
Just use the bidet.

Cat poop's better than
Toblerone or Tootsie Rolls.
That's what's in my head.

I notice that you
assume more than you notice.
Look to other side.

With all your power,
please destroy the evil one.
And don't dis Jesus.

Back to bowel movements:
Darth returns to his first love.
And we are impressed.

The first Tootsie Roll
wasn't shaped like Toblerone
More like cat feces

King Tut's last BM
wrapped up in toilet paper
A yummy mummie

made it to the end
and asked Jesus what he liked
"old, tired tart carts"

Delegitimize!
Reify ontologies!
Decentralize truth!

Hey y’all I’m back now
Hotel room 117
I’m so freaking bored

Goodbye bad haiku!
We had some good and bad times
I will miss this world

Marxism doesn't care.
It will use you. Chew you up
And then spit you out.

Bots cannot repent.
Jesus did not die for bots.
You are not a bot.

Also on lazada, but not shopee. Soon enough i guess.

My prized elixir
Purchased through the Amazon
I hate Jeff Bezos

Gas seeps from the swamp
not caring where it goes to
when the bubble pops.

So sick of this world.
Ppl crap on each other
like it's justified.

I'm no different
and hate myself for all the
things I've said and done.

I am getting old.
It is no longer funny.
Leave Jesus alone.

You can ask Jesus
When you see him at the end
About what he liked.

Jesus liked tarot
he also liked anal play
misplaced paper cuts

Where might one purchase
your wonderful elixir,
charming young lady?

Chemi-castration.
More fun if by starving rats.
Or electric probes.

And so now I wait
With a malice I don’t want
Makes me wish I died

I want you with me
I wonder if you’d noticed
In time you might know

Though I could reset
But sadly, I don’t know how
So I wait, in pain

nom nom shark eat man
jaws jaws jaws jaws jaws jaws jaws
i am bad at this

Darth Figpucker's Dream
Old cheese dressed in lingerie
solving equations

I’m so very small
And he was so very tall
Butt to back to butts

What? What in the butt.
Charlie bit the stinkfinger.
Now watch me neigh neigh

Old Grogan's loose goat
ate three red shirts off the line
and flagged down the train

Taco Bell Dollar
Yes. A dollar is valued.
Potatoes are what?!

How hard it is to
destroy myself when I so
valiantly mend

Best haiku: 3 lines.
Super-processor unit
Embedded in verse

All y'all clowns so whack.
Talkin' bout yo' DREAMZ and sheet.
Gots ta keep it real.

Hey, Good Morning, y’all
Had another dream last night
But it had bad vibes

Does migrating pain
indicate blood clots in arm?
Asking for my arm.

Why can't I hear/speak
as I did not long ago
To read/write's no prob.

Ducks in the old swamp
swim by the laundry ladies
dumping frothy suds.

it gets frustrating
trying to make up haiku
sans inspiration

Enough for one day.
All these voices need some rest.
My brain is leaking.

It's quite a sad thing.
I've only seen Limburger
like twice in my life.

Are you a Brony?
I picture a Brony troll.
MLP Fleshlight.

I'd like to see hair
With Limburger cheese on it:
Hairy cheesy mess.

I'd like to see Hair
as an all nude opera
sung in Italian.