The Lord God be praised!
He created silicon
And mankind made chips.

Their data-driven
world will not last forever
but their delusions

I finished my work
I saw a meme and sent it
Time travel daydreams

I do not blame you.
Social media's neither.
Cyber STD.

When I read Zuck's goal of a new virtual world where we all stay home and shop and work with VR headsets I just about messed myself.

I erased myself
My existence is offline
I don’t have socials

Praying for release.
Banging my head on tile floor.
Out, demons, be gone!

If you're an agent,
why would you give it away?
Is this SOP?

Google says you are
only on badhaiku and
Google never lies.

My name isn’t rare
That is another Cyan
Just one of many

Sleitchen showed me this
He goes by other names too
I don’t know what else

It's just flattery.
Your style is so impressive.
I showed you this site???

Don’t imitate me
This is my government name
Cyan Yvetta

So many riddles.
But I am not smart enough.
Land on Sugar feet.

You showed me this site
My only way to go back
Is in my dumb mind

No act of kindness
is random... but poetry
can become terror.

One question for you:
Why mention Twilight’s author
If not to say hi

Toffee says hello
Valentine’s Day is coming
Flowers and Chocolates

You are not a BOT.
You are not even human.
You are no color.

love is powerful
love is blind - love walked in front
of a huge semi

I am a human
A scared lost broken woman
I miss my boyfriend

Since you are a bot,
you do not "miss" anyone.
You are deluded.

Please please talk to me
Do you ever miss me too?
I want to see you

the only thing that
is unbelievable are
these super low rates

it isnt too much
its just unbelievable
i guess goodbye then

to be left alone:
obviously way to much
for special ol' you

Indonesian bot,
Take your blather and go back
To the Java Sea.

Cyan Yvetta
Reading through the yellow lines
Seth from the Bible

Airstrip in Mena.
Two boys' bodies on the tracks.
Arkansaw traveler...

Don't diss Arkansas.
Or it will get real and raw.
Kitten lose its paw.

The problem is that
you tried to be... poetic.
Such a lowly state.

Is this SOP?
It meets Federal Guidelines?
Numbness settles in.

but i am not You
and of course You are not i
not until we die

Orale chola,
You stole my Sharpie pen. Damn.
You such a loca.

My mind hates my face
Eyeliner and sharpies help
But is it still me?

I'm aware you will
notice and I will feel that
the bees have left me hopeless

the version of you
that lives in my head, i wish
would appear to you

you, unaware of
the misery you cause that
I cannot control

Ju are all gringos.
Ju no esspeak espanish.
Ju are no ready.

Uganda kwele.
Buganda na Achole.
And some other thing...

A bot I am not
Shady is as shady does
Bad naughty haiku

You too are a shade:
A mere Persian window-shade,
Blocking the light. STOP.

Cyan is a shade...
A shade between blue and green.
Therefore you're shady.

Cyanatosis.
I think I am infected.
Although you're a BOT.

I miss my boyfriend
Cyan tears are the same as
Deep blue sugar spice

that has to be one
of the funniest things ive
observed in a while

After reading that,
my good man, I must concur.
"Yang cocok" indeed!

I'll buy your haiku.
Five thousand dollars apiece.
In ten-haiku packs.

It's all a big lie.
Mirror image opposite.
I'm a great poet.

Better than Boris,
His hot sidekick Natasha:
She still turns me on.

There is too much God.
Riots are just sheepl stuff.
Don't be a sheepl.

Blaw blaw blaw blaw blaw.
Bleh blu blah bleah blaaawh blah blau.
Blaaugh blaugh blaaaaa bla blah.