I'm masochistic
So you realize now then I
Enjoy the harsh pain

Can you please explain?
You think one of these are "GOOD"?
I guess I'll die now.

every damn time im not
here and you post GOOD haiku!
flavor them with salt!

Rather amusing answer

Heather Williams farted
during PE class and we have
photographic proof of the fart.

We all deserve "it".
You more than anyone else.
You who now reads this.

Santa is Satan.
He distracts dead souls from truth.
He might be Jewish.

What time? What channel?
Vengeance is good for ratings.
True must see tv

All of them will pay.
They will feel my vengeance SOON.
They will beg for death.

I mean three LINE check.
Not three link. We don't need links.
Missing links maybe.

Testing the waters.
I'm doing your work for you.
Please send me a check.

1
2
3
4

Three link checker.
Syllable is too difficult.
But allow nude pics.

Just about ready.
Next year will be good to die.
I hope that I poop.

Was going to im-
-plement a sylable che-
-cker. Now not so sure

I have a lot more
where that came from, however
you're hard of hearing.

Hard time of the year
for Moslems, Jews and Atheists.
please remember them.

God can have it all:
absurd data-driven shit
that passes for life.

I wouldn't call this art.
Hell, it's not even functional.
But here you are.

Special Processed American Meat.
Self-Propogating Alternative Media.
Spanking Penguins All Month.

And Libertarian.

You left out Librarians.

Thieves and murderers.
Whores, pornographers, and pimps.
These are the poets.

Talk about Jacko:
a horrible role-model,
a bad musician.

Jizz Lane. There's a stain.
Listen for the old refrain
Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt!

Ghislaine. Such a pain.
So what does she stand to gain?
Will you please explain?

i wonder where the
spam is coming from right now
and what can be done

I've got no front teeth
You'll find me at the ice rink
I enjoy fine cheese

russian haiku will
haiku you! now drink kvass and
play tetris y'all

Russian spam: it's gross.
Do not ask how they make it
or what is in it.

There was an old man: limerick-writer from Japan...
Day-job was haiku.

The oldest haiku
hung in the air, like a fart
Stop and smell the art

Lobster theatre
Lots of singing and dancing
But not much story

What-hey! Tally-ho!
And a hey nonny nonny
Right-ho, guv'nor. Cor.

Battery double
Eh. Canadian made good
For tirty below

I bought some butter.
But it was bitter, so I
bought better butter.

I bought an iron.
But the damn thing didn't work.
So I returned it.

Irony is not
What it used to be quite the
Irony I think

Your favorite robot
Does it look more machine like?
More like a person?

Vermin free living
My New Year's rezolution
Suggestions welcomed

Seems like nothing helps.
Not even Tom Boseley helps.
Not even the Lord...

Insomnia. Night.
The sense of abandonment
Challenges my faith.

Face like an old dog
Memories of Tom Bosley
wagging his penis

But that Donna Reed,
She blows Tom Boseley away.
And his penis too.

Tom Boseley featured
on "It's a Wonderful Life"
Disc side 2: outtakes

I saw Tom Bosley!
Had no idea he's real.
Why is he famous?

The air smelled like ass
Dank, all-night bingo chair musk
B-I-N-G-O!!

What's a technocrat?
Would that be Mark Zuckerberg?
If so, I agree:

He can eat your ass.
And I mean eat it all night.
With peanuts and corn.

As I said before:
Technocrats can EAT my ASS.
You are doomed to fail.

I'm constipated.
And I wipe with books that say
racism is math.

I don't understand.
I totally don't get that.
"Math is not racist."

Cows are not racist.
I will still eat hamburgers.
And drink a milk shake.

What if math judged us
by the color of our skin?
Would milk shakes taste good?

Trigonometry
will give you a heart attack.
Some damn good French fries.