Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 68 Days and 78031 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 68 Days and 78031 Haiku later...
It's not so dusty.
Don't believe me? Ask the Pope.
But he always lies.
Don't believe me? Ask the Pope.
But he always lies.
by of Especially in poor places. Just a joke.
He shat with such force
He turned himself inside out
And wiped his nose clean
He turned himself inside out
And wiped his nose clean
by of Washroom
Fiber One
It will flush you out.
So that you can flush it down.
Good for colon health.
It will flush you out.
So that you can flush it down.
Good for colon health.
by
Mother Teresa
washing out her dusty snatch
Ever had that dream?
washing out her dusty snatch
Ever had that dream?
by of Dreams
How many bran flakes
does it take to make you poop?
Ate one too many
does it take to make you poop?
Ate one too many
by of of Underwear
Plant pornography
Turning over a new leaf
Turning on the hose
Turning over a new leaf
Turning on the hose
by of Better Hoes and Gardens
It hasn't stopped yet.
This toilet's overflowing.
Pressurized sewage.
This toilet's overflowing.
Pressurized sewage.
by
The bot stopped posting
It's a haiku miracle
God Bless Bad Haiku
It's a haiku miracle
God Bless Bad Haiku
by of Old Willow Mental Hospital
I'll stay here on earth.
Zero g pooping's a mess.
And hard to squeeze out.
Zero g pooping's a mess.
And hard to squeeze out.
by
That's no octopus.
It's a ladyboy hooker.
With eight rubber dongs.
It's a ladyboy hooker.
With eight rubber dongs.
by of Japanese businessmen flock here for that shit.
Rainbow Octopus
Spotted off Philippines coast
Did you see it, Darth?
Spotted off Philippines coast
Did you see it, Darth?
by of My pronouns are Mush head and Grabby
Up in outer space
There's a plugged up alien
straining on the john
There's a plugged up alien
straining on the john
by of Outskirts of Uranus
Said the magic words
The bots have been defeated
Long live Bad Haiku
The bots have been defeated
Long live Bad Haiku
by of Crowd
Said the magic words
The bots have been defeated
Long live Bad Haiku
The bots have been defeated
Long live Bad Haiku
by of Crowd
I think it's my ex.
She's a whore and hates haiku.
And looks like a pig.
She's a whore and hates haiku.
And looks like a pig.
by of It must be!
I think it's my ex.
She's a whore and hates haiku.
And looks like a pig.
She's a whore and hates haiku.
And looks like a pig.
by of It must be!
Who is programming
The anti-haiku sex-bots
to take down this site?
The anti-haiku sex-bots
to take down this site?
by of Bad Haiku !
No bots in heaven.
No pornographers either.
And no bad haiku.
No pornographers either.
And no bad haiku.
by of Christ to be saved
I have to admit
I was so proud of myself
when you liked this one
This grizzly bear scat
has beautiful red berries
Christmas centerpiece
Haiku #68508, by Interior Defecator of Alaska
October 27, 2020 2:01 am ET
I was so proud of myself
when you liked this one
This grizzly bear scat
has beautiful red berries
Christmas centerpiece
Haiku #68508, by Interior Defecator of Alaska
October 27, 2020 2:01 am ET
by
Well, I hope someone's making money off this b/c to think this is just done for the sake of someone being an asshole is almost as vile as my haiku.
Let's take the time to reflect, go back to the first 200 bad haiku posted here, what's your favorite worst haiku or even non-haiku? Hmmmmm?????
Let's take the time to reflect, go back to the first 200 bad haiku posted here, what's your favorite worst haiku or even non-haiku? Hmmmmm?????
by
Haiku Titanic
Making room for Figpucker
Hop on this ice chunk
Making room for Figpucker
Hop on this ice chunk
by of No,you can't bring your cheese collection
It's like being chained
in a Philippine shitehouse
hole in wet season.
Help me Iamback
Kenobi, you're my only
hope... or maybe not.
in a Philippine shitehouse
hole in wet season.
Help me Iamback
Kenobi, you're my only
hope... or maybe not.
by
Hokusai-san's wave
must have protected this site
from waves of trash-text.
must have protected this site
from waves of trash-text.
by of Bad Haiku
Yes, you were pregnant
But not with haiku poems
Get with the program
But not with haiku poems
Get with the program
by
Jesus... we're all doomed.
And, you know, thank God for that.
We are so useless.
And, you know, thank God for that.
We are so useless.
by
Why does your butt sag?
From carrying extra weight
of your endowment?
From carrying extra weight
of your endowment?
by
Text/paste bot must DIE!
We all know the reason why:
The LIE is A.I.
We all know the reason why:
The LIE is A.I.
by of Rancid Cheese
This brand new product
called Pucker Up Butter Cup
helps saggy butthole
called Pucker Up Butter Cup
helps saggy butthole
by
So the bot moved to
another website because
I reported it.
another website because
I reported it.
by of This telegra.ph website has no abuse reporting. Life.
If you write haiku,
you can't get into heaven.
God does not approve.
you can't get into heaven.
God does not approve.
by
I'm in Manila.
Just witnessed a salesman
raping crocodiles.
Just witnessed a salesman
raping crocodiles.
by of Life of a crosswalk.
I'm in Florida
Just saw an alligator
using a crosswalk
Just saw an alligator
using a crosswalk
by of a Salesman
Swimming in sewage
with third world country children
and bathing old folks.
Turds go floating by
amidst plastic bags, diapers,
and Styrofoam cups.
They laugh at covid.
Their immune system is tops.
Me, I'm not so sure.
with third world country children
and bathing old folks.
Turds go floating by
amidst plastic bags, diapers,
and Styrofoam cups.
They laugh at covid.
Their immune system is tops.
Me, I'm not so sure.
by of Soon all the oceans will be like this. Mark my turds.
When you need knee pads
to kneed the seed from your steed,
you know you're a pro.
to kneed the seed from your steed,
you know you're a pro.
by
Testicle pimples.
Twice the squire for your effort.
And more flavorful.
Twice the squire for your effort.
And more flavorful.
by of Complimentary knee pads.
Have you ever tried
those ab wheels on ab day?
Puts the hurt on you.
But so effective.
Try two hundred reps per day.
You'll get a six pack.
No, I don't mean beer.
Unless you are V H S.
You know what I mean.
He will do one rep
then piss off down to the pub
and down seven pints.
As seen on TV.
Also on Walmart.com.
Not yet on TurdPress.
those ab wheels on ab day?
Puts the hurt on you.
But so effective.
Try two hundred reps per day.
You'll get a six pack.
No, I don't mean beer.
Unless you are V H S.
You know what I mean.
He will do one rep
then piss off down to the pub
and down seven pints.
As seen on TV.
Also on Walmart.com.
Not yet on TurdPress.
by
I know this won't help.
But if we don't try something...
then we're doomed to this.
But if we don't try something...
then we're doomed to this.
by of Have fun reporting I did like 15 of them.
Fuck your useless prose.
Site is for haiku. HAIKU.
Eat my ass, you bot.
Site is for haiku. HAIKU.
Eat my ass, you bot.
by of course Man will Prevail
Autograph my ass
Sign your name across my fart
Tattoo my scat, too
Sign your name across my fart
Tattoo my scat, too
by of Fecal Colorforms
Penis Elote
Fiesta Time in your pants
Comes off cob, creamed corn
Fiesta Time in your pants
Comes off cob, creamed corn
by of Genital Corndog
Robots are perverts
Is there a demonic cause
or their programming?
Is there a demonic cause
or their programming?
by of this be proven? Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal cock?
We need to sign in.
Then all spam will go away.
I've said this before.
Then all spam will go away.
I've said this before.
by
Damn fedrul agints.
They skairt of the HAIKU POWR !
(That's why they spammin'.)
They skairt of the HAIKU POWR !
(That's why they spammin'.)
by of Greater Ozarks
If they can't get rid
of this recent cut/paste spam,
then close this site down.
of this recent cut/paste spam,
then close this site down.
by of Last Few Weeks
New Haiku Zoom Call
Meet all your favourite poets
You won't catch Co-vid
Meet all your favourite poets
You won't catch Co-vid
by
I miss Bugs Bunny.
I should dive into YouTube.
Lost in nostalgia.
I should dive into YouTube.
Lost in nostalgia.
by of or something
Why do we do this?
Year after year after year.
Until we are dead.
Year after year after year.
Until we are dead.
by of -- Foghorn Leghorn
Take someone to lunch
Share a piece of your Whopper
with hungry seagulls
Share a piece of your Whopper
with hungry seagulls
by of Beaks