Can't be vhs
Or the Australian person
How do robots post?

The spam bots have won.
This website belongs to them.
It's better this way.

Blow job. Modern Greece.
At the open air market
Fresh batch of hummers.

Do you ever show your
friends the stuff on here and laugh
at this sick, sick world?

Hand job. Ancient Greece.
At the open air market
Fresh batch of hummus

Can we just get back
to screwing dead elephants
like normal perverts?

This is just creepy.
And that right there says something.
Because I said it.

Jason Momoa
dropped his end of the sofa
That's why I'm cockeyed

The soda machine
My Orange Crush selection
Machine gave 2 dinks

Learn to ride a bike
Father wasn't a handyman
My bike had no seat

New Uncle tinkered
No one had a seat like mine
Pink ten inch dildo

A dish of car keys
Another swingers' night
Your friends are perverts

Wasn't my fault, dear
You left our monster dildo
in the dining room

He got a hotel
Defecated on the bed
Turned around. Checked out.

But those two inches
Transport you to a pure bliss
You'll believe in God

He has a huge cock.
Only two inches poke out
from his folds of fat.

Stop looking at it
My eyes are up here, beach folks
You fokking sardines

Six hundred pound life.
Who else pigs out while they watch?
Wide Load coming through

Breakfast for vampires
New! Blood Krispies Cereal
Start your night off right

Poopy poopy fart.
Pee-pee dingleberry queef.
Booger tampon juice.

I prefer the spam
To all your juvenile trash
More interesting

Spam. Seriously,
Can Janis get a blocker?
Does she still run this?

Spam. Seriously,
Can Janis get a blocker?
Does she still run this?

Do you suffer from
Haikumatoid Darthritis?
Longpig Diet Cure.

Ten layers of shit
with alternating layers
of fromunda cheese

Well, it looks like that
I chopped it off for nothing.
Maybe fishing bait.

Playing with myself.
Hot Wheels racecar track set.
What were you thinking?

Playing with myself.
Hot Wheels racecar track set.
What were you thinking?

John Wayne Bobbit's schlong.
Surgically reattached.
He was remembered.

Do you remember
being dismembered, Ember.
Are you a member?

I chopped off my schlong.
Lewd posts should now disappear.
If your theory's true.

Darth's penis (nice one)
The author of these lewd tales
I took dictation

If I had eight arms,
I'd masturbate to Seven
Sea Prawnography.

I don't remember.
I just play with my member.
Hot like an ember.

So you wrote all this.
You, the great Farth Digpucker.
We crown you with shit.

Globohomo trash:
You are retarded children.
You are godless filth.

Eat my cut and paste,
Filthy satanic Dutchman...
or are you Bellgian?

Overloaded porn.
It's not even porn that I
can masturbate to.

Alien anus
Emitting soothing vapor
Stay with us on Earth!

Stepped in haiku goo
I suspect it came from you
Please, come clean my shoe

Don't make a duck face
Don't take another selfie
Go take a good shit

I always said that
this site should have a log in.
With pictures allowed.

Porn bots twenty-eight.
Haiku poets only four.
Porn bots victory!

It's Brenda from Camden, again. I meant to ask if this site is for poetry or is it dirty stories? Also, is it possible to win any prizes here. Thanks, and have a great rest of your day.

Conjoined twins unload
and watch the toilet explode
The shrapnel splits them

Make it stop, Darth

The sign of old age.
You think you are done, but wait!
There is always more.

This is depressing.
More than my uncontrolled farts
and drooping anus.

Get out of the cult
I wouldn't trust loin cloth guy
Someone call Geraldo

Overdressed, perhaps.
It's not easy to pull off
How's the ball coverage?

Then he felt a bulge
that was bigger than his own
I am confused. Sir?