Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 69 Days and 78031 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 69 Days and 78031 Haiku later...
The arthritic thumb
of Henry Winkler is up
So is Fonz's dink
of Henry Winkler is up
So is Fonz's dink
by of Arnold's
I'll do it for free.
But I'm keeping the carcass.
I think you know why.
But I'm keeping the carcass.
I think you know why.
by of The only good human is a dead human.
Threatening to kill?
Not a rational response.
Easily triggered
Not a rational response.
Easily triggered
by of Respond all you want keyboard warrior, I won't be back.
I want to hire a
Hit man on myself, Haha.
Let the games begin
Hit man on myself, Haha.
Let the games begin
by of Somewhere
Make love to the shark.
Rough sexual intercourse.
Grab it by the gills.
Rough sexual intercourse.
Grab it by the gills.
by of I know it's pride month, but who is more gay, the Fonz or Henry Winkler?
Virtue signaling.
STOP your virtue signaling
or I will kill you.
STOP your virtue signaling
or I will kill you.
by of LIGHT-WORKER
Seriously, lit
is neither hate speech nor spam.
Only you wear veils.
is neither hate speech nor spam.
Only you wear veils.
by of Blinding HAIKU
Janis, Janis, no.
There's no shark. There is no site.
Just haiku. And truth.
There's no shark. There is no site.
Just haiku. And truth.
by of Celestial Realms
Just do it Janis
It is time to shut this down.
The shark has been jumped.
It is time to shut this down.
The shark has been jumped.
by of Seriously there is lit the other than spam and thinly veiled hate speech here
Well consarnit, Clem.
Damn federulz is here too
Spyin' on HAIKU
Damn federulz is here too
Spyin' on HAIKU
by of Appalachian Cabbage-patch
They done did it, Clem.
Turned a gal into a man.
But she's still a he . . .
Turned a gal into a man.
But she's still a he . . .
by of OZARK FRONT PORCH
Almost forgot: June !
Hey everyone, it's PRIDE month.
Revolting rainbows . . .
Hey everyone, it's PRIDE month.
Revolting rainbows . . .
by of Almighty God
Don't waste your time here
Go do something productive
Like taking a bath
Go do something productive
Like taking a bath
by
Bob Barker's not a dog
Dick Van Dyke's no lesbian
This ain't a poem
Dick Van Dyke's no lesbian
This ain't a poem
by of Haiku Highway
Do you like Nikes?
Of course they are genuine.
No counterfeits here.
Of course they are genuine.
No counterfeits here.
by of Beijing
The Chinese pirates
are now pirating haiku,
Faking big brand-names.
are now pirating haiku,
Faking big brand-names.
by
Toilet volcano
National Geographic
Hot Lavatory
National Geographic
Hot Lavatory
by of Hot Lavatory
Oh my God, donuts!
How did you know I wanted...
Never mind, who cares.
How did you know I wanted...
Never mind, who cares.
by of Glowing with happiness
I gots to tell y'all:
Issallabout tha HAIKU.
We rollin' wit dat.
Issallabout tha HAIKU.
We rollin' wit dat.
by of Cathay
Why Dogs Fart So Much
( how YOU can help your buddy)
By the author of:
( how YOU can help your buddy)
By the author of:
by of New York Times Bestseller List
Sounds like those nightmares
Where your man-parts get severed
But then you wake up
Where your man-parts get severed
But then you wake up
by of DREAMS
Man painted his dink
Looked like a bearded dragon
Walked it on a leash
Looked like a bearded dragon
Walked it on a leash
by of Philippines
The new arrivals
Cemeterily speaking:
Recent departures.
Cemeterily speaking:
Recent departures.
by
Hey cyrillic dolt:
We can't even read your trash.
Go spam elsewhere, fool.
We can't even read your trash.
Go spam elsewhere, fool.
by of Evil Russkies
Please knock firm but soft....
Because everybody likes
Those soft firm knockers
Because everybody likes
Those soft firm knockers
by of Wasting my time and yours
Unexpected guest
Seventeen firm sexy knocks
I knew it was Darth
Seventeen firm sexy knocks
I knew it was Darth
by of Come on in
During the summer
the family enjoys fresh corn...
(Announcer, smiling)
Outhouse Gathering
Who lays claim to which rich manure?
They wipe with corn cobs
the family enjoys fresh corn...
(Announcer, smiling)
Outhouse Gathering
Who lays claim to which rich manure?
They wipe with corn cobs
by of Corner of Front and Center streets (just past the Old Willow exit)
More Risky Business
Darth sliding in his undies
Old Time Rock and Roll
Darth sliding in his undies
Old Time Rock and Roll
by of Visible
Moet and Chandon,
Veuve Clicquot, Dom Perignon,
All low-brow brands. Pop.
Veuve Clicquot, Dom Perignon,
All low-brow brands. Pop.
by of Fizzy Bubbles
Stoof and moieties.
The beast lurks around the bend.
Inventing new facts.
The beast lurks around the bend.
Inventing new facts.
by of McGraw Hill Publishing.
Stoof and moieties.
The beast lurks around the bend.
Inventing new facts.
The beast lurks around the bend.
Inventing new facts.
by of McGraw Hill Publishing.
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by of Russia
russian bots really
actually are on here zo
haiku moscow mule?
actually are on here zo
haiku moscow mule?
by
Chimay, or may not...
it depends on what they've got
in Belgian bottle.
it depends on what they've got
in Belgian bottle.
by of SHNOCKERED
Heard he ran away
and joined a monastery
One that makes fine cheese
and joined a monastery
One that makes fine cheese
by of Under Old Willow
Misdiagnosis
You're not constipated, Darth.
Just filled with poems
You're not constipated, Darth.
Just filled with poems
by of Just wanted to see you naked
This job is the shits
Caught him doing number two
Stuffing the drain up
Caught him doing number two
Stuffing the drain up
by of Men's Room ( Out of Order)
I think I know him
Yeah, he disrobes completely
Stands on the fixture
Yeah, he disrobes completely
Stands on the fixture
by of Janitor's forehead
Naked with long hair
Man pees into bathroom sink
Arbys Restaurant
Man pees into bathroom sink
Arbys Restaurant
by
fuck my government
i'd call them a piece of shit
but that demeans shit
i'd call them a piece of shit
but that demeans shit
by
Almost out of breath
Running to the cheeseburger
Feel my soft warm buns
Running to the cheeseburger
Feel my soft warm buns
by of First Place
Not-so-great Reset:
Dead souls and zombies get chipped
and then Christ returns
Dead souls and zombies get chipped
and then Christ returns
by of Jeezus Showed It
That pop-god Jacko:
Squealing, chirping, moonwalking,
Flinging his forelock...
Squealing, chirping, moonwalking,
Flinging his forelock...
by of Gary Coleman
Great pop-god Jacko:
Squealing, chirping, moonwalking,
Flinging that forelock...
Squealing, chirping, moonwalking,
Flinging that forelock...
by of Gary Coleman
That last haiku poem
hung in the air like a fart
from beyond the grave
hung in the air like a fart
from beyond the grave
by of Up in this Mafk
Your cold rigid corpse
Face in a stupid grimace:
My greatest haiku.
Face in a stupid grimace:
My greatest haiku.
by of Misanthropia
Can deer smell ozone?
Why does the rain smell like fish?
What does Space smell like?
Why does the rain smell like fish?
What does Space smell like?
by of Under Old Willow
The Bad Haiku gland
is located up your ass
around the corner
is located up your ass
around the corner
by of H-spot
Sid the Sloth is hot.
How can you not get turned on?
That furry hot ass!
How can you not get turned on?
That furry hot ass!
by
Ice Age 1 and 2
were not bad. Quite Amusing.
But after that, no.
were not bad. Quite Amusing.
But after that, no.
by of San Diego