Should one name their balls?
Lots of options to choose from
Donny and Marie?

Jojo you are off.
It's five-seven-five or walk.
We aint play around.

Death arrives
And Death leaves,
With an audible silence.

Opened up this can
Of worms and wiggly snakes
Please pee on my breasts

My white-ass mother
Placed me on her little knee
Big Black Penises

Wrong won! Bang big gong!
White wong-ring bang fat hung gong.
Right wing wrong gang win!

Wing holding left wang.
Wright holding wrong wong (white ring)
Wrong white-wing ring gong!

Gum holding wing on
Just the Wright amount of wrong
2 brothers get high

Wright brother's first flight
Nineteen of three. First mars flight
Twenty twenty one

Ingenuity
historic first flight on Mars
Lifting my spirits too

Wait...that old hippie
Were you looking in mirror
when you wrote that one?

Wait...that old hippie
We’re you looking in mirror
when you wrote that one?

Darth, you sexy thing
I bet you could fly the plane
with your genitals

Let's go for pizza.
Sao Paulo is amazing.
So my jet or yours?

Are you at Arby’s?
They serve sweaty roast beef there
Dabbed with thick white sauce

Old hippie here now.
Testes falling out his shorts.
Genital pride day?!?

Coffee shop lezbos.
Shorts expose their vaginas.
Looks like raw bacon.

I read the playbill
Look here, it says Jac-Vac scene
Darth, You're such a ham!

Not so fast, poet
I didn't get the shot yet
Should have saved your load

I work at Pfizer.
Jacked off in the vaccine batch.
High cooz in your head.

Vaccines make you gay.
I mean, you're already gay.
But now you're more gay.

Don't wait! Vaccinate!
Don't wanna be Covid bait
Stay in healthy state

Have someone bumped off
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Soccer or football....
No matter what you might call it...
Still boring as hell

Haiku Convention
Match the face with the poems
Yes, Darth, there’s free cheese

I took a dump there
Wiped my ass with sharp pine cones
Then I soldiered on

Appalachian trail
Appalachian trail. Apple
ate shin chair. Adam.

Collective malaise
Thin veneer of decorum
Divided by tech

Scrub a dub a doo
Lift the brown stains of your poo
Toilet looks like new

Come to me demons
I summon thee with haiku
Now clean my toilet

Only Dart-filth now...
This site has become boring
Since it got new look

To summon demons
Pick seventeen syllables
We'll call it haiku

Hey, what about me?
Jeffrey wants in on it too.
I'll bring whipping cream

I’d get in on that
There’d be lots of good weed first
Nice dinner after

Please imagine this
Martha and Snoop get it on
No need to thank me

A donut filled with
McKenzie Phillips’ zit puss
and Schneider's semen

My night with Martha
The way she gripped my stiff rod
Like a hot glue gun

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Hung like a dead horse.
Rotten and full of maggots.
And this gets you hot.

Good that it was huge.
Only 3 inches poked out
from under that gut.

Kicking a dead horse?
Tom Bosley was hung like one
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Seeking to purchase
Jewel encrusted dildo
due to husband’s death

For future poems
Odes on belching in public?
Farting in church pews?

They don't wipe it off.

Just how do you know
when you come across a real
genuine poet?

Man at the checkout
“Can you scan this salami?”
“I came in with it!!”

Fun gondola ride
Alimentary Canal
Shit, there’s the anus

Just like that, he's back
Sticky trail in the cheese aisle
Galloping Gourmet