Fuck me in the ass.
Do my Deliverance style.
I'll be your piggy. SKWWEEEEEEE

C U N T.
I think that spells cunt.
Deal with it.

If you aint HAIKU
Get the hell off of here NOW.
It's haiku verse, boy.

Does this time machine
have a functional latrine?
Cause I gotta go

Does this time machine
have a functional latrine?
Cause I gotta go

Build a time machine.
I built one -- haven't looked back.
... oh... wait a minute.

i long for the past
as a widower grieves his wife
my heart aches
for long tomorrow
spirit i have loved
love i have lost who left
haunted, the scent of lavender
tear drop equilibrium: pain

Feces manure
ca-ca dung shit poop crap grunt
doo-doo sewage stool.

Eight Six Seven Five,
Followed by Three Zero Nine
Tommy Tutone Rules

Life is a highway
And I'm going to ride it
All night long (solo)

Patrick Swayze dead
Because Demi Moore killed him
You can look it up

Penis ghost pecker
Chase it down with ice cold milk
The burn will haunt you

Poop poop poop poop poop.
Dull excrementality:
That's Darth Figpucker.

Bad Haiku News

Rush Limbaugh is dead
Perseverance lands on Mars
US Covid strains

Bad Haiku New

Cruz goes to Cancun
Cuomo Covid death count low
Texas in deep freeze

Bad Haiku News

Trump is acquitted
57 to 43
Trump celebration

I like watermelon.
But it gives me the runs.
Damn, I wish I was black.

Did Ozzy Osbourne
swallow the head of the bat
then poop out its skull.

By the same lady
that did Bernie's cute mittons
and my underwear.

Mutton chop sideburns
Knitted from the pubic hair
of Elvis Presley

Let's talk religion
philosophy, and science.
Fart jokes are now banned.

Which is more pervy,
Woman likes child molesters
or gramps with hot babes?

Using the word "chop"
and "penis" in one haiku.
Loraina Bobbit?

When robots make poop
It comes out as a long string
Letters and numbers

Remember the jokes
with Johnny Fuckerfaster
He was trying to...

Not all are bad here
Most haikus just need more work
Need... motivation.

Elvis penis ghost
It has mutton chop sideburns
Hunk of burning love

Just grow the fuck up
Its like junior high school here
Immaturity

Evil penis ghost
It starts out small but grows big
Then it spits at you

Angle of dangle
Proportional to meat heat
You can’t argue that

Angling is fishing
I’ve got a pole. So do you.
And you have a worm

Fuck TikTok.
I'll say it again.
Fuck TikTok.

The angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the meat.

I don't know "wokeness".
But I do know "Wookieness".
Just bang drunk Ewoks.

For math tutoring
I just need lots of money
or some LSD.

The drugs are for you.
Then you'll think that you learned math.
When you're just trippin'.

is df on here?
i want to have some advice
on fixing wokeness

How do I sign up
for math tutoring, Darth?
I need extra help

Schrodinger's dinger;
It is both erect and not.
First you must observe!

The amount of cats
is only approximate.
Schrodinger's grandma.

This Valentine’s Day
Get her what she really wants
Kittens! Kittens! Cats!

It's good to be home.
But it's better to be in
the local brothel.

Not all that funny.
Not boner inspiring.
Not worth watching it.

i had to share this
because it is just so good
trust me, you'll love it


https://youtu.be/BZlRt05RY9Y

Sylvester Stallone
Sweaty underwear. Skid marks.
Raw egg in tall glass

Chair Aerobics Class
Lift, lift, lift the left butt cheek
Fart! Fart! Feel the Burn!

New dance routine
First, remove all of your clothes
(release the fire ants)

Under the covers
you will find the dutch oven
It's your wake up call

Under the covers
doesn't matter how you look
we are all the same

Golden yellow leaves
spotted in middle winter
in Toronto

Pednecrozoophile.
Dead baby anilmal sex.
Stinky puppet show.